Is it iPhone compatible?  Oh thank goodness; now I can die in peace!

Real Housewife of New York, Countess LuAnn de Lesseps, recently added Smart Phone entrepreneur to her ever-increasing resume.  According to OK Magazine, the baritone brunette’s app features,

Etiquette & Manners Tips, Soundbites, Etiquette & Manners Polls and Quizzes, a Table Settings guide as well as “Ask the Countess,” where users can ask questions and get answers from LuAnn.

A table setting guide?  Sign me up!!!

Shane Gau, CEO of Reach Messaging, released a statement about his decision to team up with the Countess for this uber-useful mobile app.

We are very excited to launch Countess LuAnn’s mobile app. She is truly a modern female icon and idol in America and internationally as she possesses several talents such as singing, writing, commentating and providing expert lifestyle advice.

Oh Shane, Shane, Shane – I’m afraid you’ve been terribly misinformed by a few of your underlings.  The Countess is actually TERRIBLE at all of those things you just listed.  Just ask Anderson Cooper!

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