Despite numerous reports to the contrary, it looks like Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi will not be joining the cast of ABC’s Dancing with the Stars.  Snooki’s manager Scott Talarico, is setting the record straight and says any reports claiming that the pint-sized Guidette will be sashaying her way across the DWTS dance floor is simply, “not true.”

I’m devastated.  Where else can we see Snooki dance drunkenly in front of millions of viewers every week!?

Oh right, every single episode of Jersey Shore.

While she may not be making any small screen cameos for the time being, Snooki and the rest of the Jersey Shore cast will be making their big screen debuts in the Three Stooges movie, starring Sean P. Hayes, Jane Lynch and Sofia Vergara, due out in 2012.

While the movie adaptation of the famous vaudevillian comedy act certainly won’t be getting any Oscar nods, I am excited to see Snooki going head to head with Sue Sylvester.  She’d have Snooki kicked off the Cheerios faster than you can say “I’m going to the Jersey Shore, B*itch!”

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