Just a few hours after Hugh Hefner‘s ex-fiance, 25-year-old Crystal Harris, made an appearance on the Howard Stern Show where she described her sex life with Hefner as less than desirable, the Playboy editor took to his Twitter to respond to the claims himself.

Crystal Harris: Sex With Hugh Hefner Lasted “Two Seconds”

Harris claimed that the sex she had with Hefner lasted just “two seconds,” and that they had only been intimate together one time over two years together.. Hefner responded, via Twitter:

“Crystal lied about our relationship on Howard Stern, but I don’t know why. Maybe a new boyfriend?

That Tweet has since been removed. He added, responding to his followers:

“Crystal convinced me that she adored me. That was the first lie.”

“I feel sorry for Crystal. She seems lost.”

The Wedding’s Off for Hef and Crystal

This is all very strange to me. Well, that sounds dumb–after all, there was a 60 year age difference between them. But what confuses me is that I thought these two split amicably. If they did split without hard feelings, why the talk about their pitiful sex life now? Let’s blame it on Howard Stern. That seems like the easiest thing to do. And for heaven’s sake, CAN WE GET THIS 85-YEAR-OLD OFF TWITTER?!?

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