Welcome to another installment of Bumpshack’s Top 8 Jersey Shore moments, as we countdown the days until the Season 4 premiere!
Our #6 favorite Jersey Shore moment comes from Episode 6 from Season Three of the MTV reality hit. While most viewers may remember this episode for Ronnie’s insane drinking and subsequent trip to the doctor’s office for an anal exam, I remember it for Snooki’s whirlwind romance with a guy who ended up at one time being engaged.
It’s not that I don’t want to see Snooki find true love, it’s just that I think we’re all a little sick of watching her pick up these awful Guido losers at the club and then acting surprised when they end up being lame. But the thing is, while this guy was super lame, and the epitome of a Guido loser, he actually didn’t seem like that big of an a-hole and I really thought he and Snooki might have a shot.
Might’ve had a shot anyway, until he told Snooks that he used to be in a committed relationship that went south.
After Mr. Wonderful spilled the news, the teensie weensie Guidette looked like he told her he had recently slaughtered a litter of golden retriever puppies and then shish kebab-ed them over an open flame. The look on her sweaty, slightly drunken face is our #6 favorite Jersey Shore moment.
Tune in tomorrow for Bumpshack’s #5 Favorite Jersey Shore Moment!