Teresa Giudice’s fiesty sister-in-law, Melissa Gorga, is trying to make a name for herself on more than just the reality TV circuit.

On this week’s episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Melissa Gorga serenaded several hotshot record producers who acted “wowed” by the stay-at-home mom’s vocal abilities.

I ain’t no music exec, but personally, I thought she sounded like a mix between Blake Shelton and a wounded moose – at best.

After the two record producers lied through their teeth and assured Gorga that she’s got the chops to become a superstar, they proceeded to ignite every jealous bone in her husband, Joe Gorga’s body, by telling him that they would need to work with his hotsy-totsy wife 15 hours a day.

The only logical explanation?  Build a studio in the basement.

Or…OR, they could come back down to Earth and realize that there is absolutely no need for another Real Housewife to have a single on the charts.

Case Closed.

It looks like troubled Teen Mom star,  Amber Portwood, isn’t even safe in rehab!

Apparently, the 21-year old mama took a tumble during her rehab stint at Passages Malibu and had to be transported to a Malibu-area hospital Saturday morning.  After being treated for the minor head injury, Portwood was shipped back to Passages and allowed to begin rehab treatment again.

Was the incident a ploy to get out of  her 6-month rehab stint early?  Hmmm…

According to sources close to Portwood, rehab isn’t the only hot-button issue on her mind lately.  Apparently, Amber has been trying to get herself off Teen Mom for some time now and MTV isn’t having it!

In an interview with InTouch Weekly, Portwood’s Ex-boyfriend, Clinton Yunger, claims that Amber has tried to quit the show many times, but each time, MTV responded by offering more and more money.

She tried to quit the show at least three times while we were dating… She said the show is ruining her life, but she couldn’t resist the money and the attention.

Sometimes you just have to say no!

Bachelor Pad 2 Personality Disorders

This past season of the Bachelorette with Ashley Herbert has been at times, trainwreck-watchable. In any season, it is hard enough to keep up with all of the spouse-options. We can’t imagine what it would be like for her to keep them straight with such drama and deception going on as it has this season.  It’s pushing it already to force a 6 week courtship as the show stands. After all of the gut turning Bentley drama finally ceased, the show dulled our senses on the of heels of over-the top sobbing and whatnot.  That’s not really fair to anyone.

We’ve all forgotten to be happily rooting for budding love, and instead find ourselves identifying with the angsty-ness of a bad breakup and rumination over the ‘dot dot dot’.  Admit it, you only wanted to throw your snacks at the TV because you too have felt similarly duped at some point or another while you waited for that text that never came.

The Bachelor Execs should focus on creating the nastier flavored drama in the Pad, rather than Bentley-type stunts on the main shows.  I’d like to see the original shows stay true to its aim- to help their bachelor/ette find love in a possible spouse!  The escapism is what the girls are signing up for season after season.

Former Real Housewife of New Jersey, Danielle Staub, sat down with US Weekly to promote her new show, Famous Food on VH1 and in true “back Staubing” fashion (and yes, I did “borrow” that phrase from Jaqueline Laurita) systematically sounded off on each one of her castmates – including Ms. Heidi Montag.

Staub opens the interview saying that the reality show is for all “foodies” who want to see a show about, “seven celebrities… well, six celebrities and an ex-call girl…”.

Wait, so, are you the ex-callgirl, Danielle?  Ohhhhh, you’re talking about Ashley Dupre.  See, I got confused because you used to be a pot and now you’re calling a kettle ‘black’.

Staub goes on to discuss her reasons for joining the show,

This is my chance to do something a little different [on reality TV]… Rather than fighting for my life [like on Housewives], it’s a chance to fight for a restaurant and to show my children a different side of their mom on TV.

She also discusses her friendly rivalry with the mostly plastic Heidi Montag commenting on how she believed that the blonde bombshell would be her greatest competition.  Of course her fears were squelched when she realized that Heidi was “…not the sharpest tool in the shed.  Not the dullest, but definitely not the sharpest.”

Sounds like the beginning of a beautiful friendship!

Who’s checking out the series premiere of Famous Food on VH1 tonight at 10PM!?

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Despite just having settled a major legal battle with his father, Mike Sorrentino looks like he’s heading back to the courtroom.

Gotham NYC Entertainment has filed suit against their former client for failing to give them the required 30-das notice prior to terminating a contract.  Sorrentino nixed the management team back in May citing a “lack of performance.”

According to Gotham, Sorrentino is indebted to them for taking, “his career from relative obscurity to become an international celebrity…”

Are we truly living in a world where “The Situation” is an international celebrity?

Bummer.

Sitch’s camp responded by saying that the, “suit is filled with lies and falsities that will be proven false in court.”

Falsities that will be proven false in court.  Man, law school must really be tough.

Like any good Guido, Mike isn’t letting these legal woes keep him down.  The Grenade Specialist is still partying hard in Seaside Heights filming the 5^th Season of The Jersey Shore.

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With recent reports surfacing about both Vinny Guadagnino and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino potentially leaving The Jersey Shore for good, tensions among the show’s castmates have been understandably high.

Higher than normal, that is.

According to TMZ, after a uncharacteristically volatile Vinny stormed out of the house earlier this week, Pauly D, Mike, JWoww, Snooki, Deena, Sammi and Ronnie all took the Staten Island native to a local eatery to try and smooth things over and apparently – it worked!  Vinny was seen hauling his laundry back into the cast’s Seaside Heights home earlier today.

Although initial reports claimed that the cast and production crew were all relieved that Vinny had decided to leave the house because he was being a “pain in the ass”, it appears as though all parties are happy to have him back.

Welcome home Vinny!

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Aisha Tyler who is known for her role Ghost Whisper, but she does not have a whole lot to be happy about within this country. However, she has taken to Twitter to share her political opinions. This includes hating on the more conservatives than anything.

Weiner Takes Leave From Office

With what started out as a simple comment on a TV show quickly turned into a more sinister comment. Here is what Aisha tweeted about and her strong words to Tea Party members.

Watching Citizen USA on HBO & crying on my pancakes. US may be flawed, but there is no place like it. Fearmongering teabaggers can stuff it.

                                                                                                                 Jared Lee Loughner’s Mug Shot

Ouch, those are some harsh words that were needless. I have a feeling that she may have opened up an assortment of problems. However, with her less than star power status she might be lucky and get away with this comment.

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Life hasn’t been a picnic lately for Real Housewives of Atlanta star, NeNe Leakes, and her family sure isn’t making things any easier!

Leakes’ troubled son, Bryson Bryant, was arrested earlier this week for attempting to shoplift two Mach 3 razors from a local Walmart. Apparently, Bryson, who’s been in trouble with the law in the past for Marijuana possession, put both his probation and relationship with his mother in jeopardy for two $14 razor blades.

Was it worth it Bryson?

Officials in Gwinnett County, GA booked the 20-year-old around 9PM on Thursday evening.

This week’s sign of the apocalypse?  The usually verbose NeNe is yet to comment on the arrest.

Kim Kardashian has a wedding to plan and she refuses to be seen as a bridzilla, so she has lightened up. Well, let me re-phrase that-she has lighted her hair color. Much like 2 summers ago, Kim has dyed her black locks into a medium brown. As any celeb of today would, she went to Twitter to share the news.

Kim Kardashian’s Ring Fake or Real?

Here is her exciting tweet about a new do in time for her wedding!

I dyed my hair lighter for summer, I’m loving it! I feel younger

 Kim K’s Million Dollar Wedding Plans

For someone who is barely 30, she sure thinks she is old. But at least she likes her new color. I am sure her pending wedding had something to do with it. Even if she does deny that claim.

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New York Yankees short-stop Derek Jeter became the 28th man in Major League Baseball history to record 3,000 career hits when he homered in the third inning of Saturday’s game against the Tampa Bay Rays.

Jeter went on to go 5-5 in the game, got the game winning hit, finishing the day with 3,003 hits for his career.

Read More Details on Jeter’s Historic Day at Sportscasm

Teen Mom 2 star, Jenelle Evans, was rushed to a North Carolina hospital this weekend, after complaining of intense abdominal pain.

Not so much pain, though, that she wasn’t able to hop on Facebook and let her “fans” know exactly what was going on.

Heading to the hospital, i think my appendix are about to rupture. ;[ been up since 2am crying…

Who wants to be the one to tell her that she only has one appendix?

According to E! Online, the 19-year-old was released from Brunswick County Hospital after doctors ruled out appendicitis.  Thankfully, Evans was quick to update all her Facebook friends, who were waiting with baited breath.

Soooo i had an ovarian cyst. :[ they cant even cut it out or anything. they said nothing helps and ill get this pain everytime i have my period and just take pain meds. ;/ i feel like i have cancer because there is like no cure. ;[

Does the phrase “too much information” not mean anything to this girl?  Not only do I NOT want to know anything about her feminine cycle, I also don’t want to hear about how her ailment is similar to Cancer, because there is “like” no cure.

Ever since Jelly cleaned up her act, I’ve really been pulling for her, but the girl’s got to stop running her mouth!  Somebody get this gal a publicist!

Because she is on a campaign to make sure that absolutely no one on earth likes her anymore, LeAnn Rimes has issued an warning to new hubby Eddie Cibrian: Stay away from Brandi Glanville – or else!

The country singer has made it crystal clear that Cibrian is to keep his distance from both his EX and filming for the second season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.  What LeAnn, worried that Ed might have succumb to his notoriously wandering eyes…again?

According to a source, although Brandi and LeAnn have recently made nice, LeAnn’s been upset about Brandi being cast on the hit reality show from the start.

LeAnn is LIVID that Brandi is doing the show…but she can’t exactly get Brandi fired.

Or can she?  She’s stuck her nose in plenty of places it hasn’t belonged before; who says she won’t do it again?

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