Welcome to another installment of Bumpshack’s Top 8 Jersey Shore moments, as we countdown the days until the Season 4 premiere!

Moment #4

Our #4 Top Jersey Shore Moment actually comes from a deleted scene from Episode 8 from Season 2.  In this heartwarming moment, DJ Pauly D and Vinny Guadagnino decide that, after meeting a few nice girls in Miami, they are going to retire themselves from The “Smush Scoreboard”.

It all sounds very noble, until Pauly tries to put their actions into words:

Me and Vinny are retiring ourself from the Smush Scoreboard.  We think it’s kind of ridiculous.

Okay, I’m still with you – sounds like you guys are really growing up!

We did what we had to do, everybody knows the deal.  Like, we can get girls, we brought some dimes home, we got it in, no need to record that sh*t anymore.

I guess I spoke too soon.

At least the guys took their names down and, according to Vinny,  aren’t continuing to tally the “halves and quarters” of girls they took home like The Situation.  Halves and quarters?  I may be an old married lady, but it’s definitely news to me that people can hook up with 1/4 of a person nowadays.  I guess times have really changed…

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