Welcome to anotherÂ installment ofÂ Bumpshackâ€™s Top 8Â Jersey Shore moments, as we countdown the days until the Season 4 premiere! Â We’re getting so close!!
After being turned down for a hot tub hang out by the other roommates, Snooki and Sitch decide to brave the chilly Jersey night air alone and venture up on to the roofdeck to sit in some really hot water and drink straight vodka. Â An activity also known as: getting really drunk, really fast.
So that’s what they did. Â And then they sucked face. Â And it was gross. Â And we all watched it. Â And we’re all a little bit scarred from it.
The worst part of it is, Snooki spent almost the entire summer complaining that she wasn’t hooking up on The Shore, and then she went and ruined her perfect streak by playing some super sloppy tonsil hockey with The Situation on one of their last nights. Â Couldn’t she have just held on until the next summer when she was sort of famous? Â I’m sure her reality TV fame would’ve gotten her at least a handful of on-camera makeouts!
The highlight of our #2 moment comes when Mike reaches a moment of clarity and realizes who he’s making out with and jumps out of the hot tub, claiming he has to pee and he’ll “be right back”. Â He knows he’s not coming back. Â We all know he’s not coming back. Â The only one who doesn’t seem to know is poor ol’ Snooki, who waits in the hot tub for her prince that will never return.