Welcome our final installment of Bumpshack’s Top 8 Jersey Shore moments! Well folks, tonight was the night; the Season 4 premiere of Jersey Shore just wrapped on MTV and I for one, was not at all disappointed!
And now for the moment you’ve all been waiting for; our #1 favorite Jersey Shore moment – drum roll please! Our favorite Shore moment comes from Episode 5 of Season 1. The very first Jersey Shore Grenade.
By now, we’ve all gotten used to hearing The Situation and Pauly D call “unfortunate” looking girls “Grenades”, but think back to that very first moment when you heard Sitch explaining the lingo, and I’m sure you’ll agree, this is THE top Jersey Shore moment.
Basically, one of these girls was definitely uh, more cuter than the other and it happened to be, uh, my girl. And Pauly D was with the Grenade. When you go into battle you need to have some friends with you so that just in case a grenade gets thrown at you one of your buddies takes it first.
The best part about Sitch’s explanation is that he takes a solid 10 seconds to stop and laugh at the analogy that has just fallen in his lap. Even he can’t believe he came up with it.
To the guys’ credit, that blonde chick was awful. My favorite moment came when she was looking around their kitchen and drunkenly proclaimed that she, “would do their dishes, but [she's] not even trying to do that right now.”