As promised, the premiere of Season 4 of The Jersey Shore was full of surprises, a few unexpected hookups, and a whole lotta drama.  Thank you MTV!

Although I enjoyed every scintillating moment of the Shore: Italian style, it seemed that something was, well, missing.  While I was watching JWoww and Ronnie trying to talk some sense into Snooki abou her budding romance with The Situation, I could only think one thing:  Where the heck is the rest of JWoww?

I’ve always had a soft-spot for the voluptuous, Jenny Farley and I was sort of bummed to see that my girl went all Hollywood and dropped some serious poundage for Season 4.  She may have a severe additude problem, but when push comes to shove (literally) she can actually clean up and act like an normal human being if the situation calls for it.

No, not THE Situation, a situation; with a lower case ‘s’.

While Jenny’s formerly curvy physique may be shriveling away, the reality star has no plans to “downsize” to compensate for her new figure and reiterated that,  ”These babies are 700 cc.’s and they’re staying 700 cc.’s…”

That’s almost an extra 2 lbs, Jenny.  You could eat, like, 50 mozzarella sticks and stay the same size if you lost the implants!  Think about it…