And you thought Amber Portwood was the hot mess of this relationship…

According to reports, Teen Mom star, Gary Shirley, father to a precious little two-year-old baby girl, spent an embarrassing 11 hours in a 24-hour strip club in Miami, earlier this summer.

Anyone else just die a little inside?

Apparently the guy who now has SOLE custody of his daughter, Leah, dropped 5G’s to look at a bunch of half naked girls with dead eyes prancing around on stage and listlessly twirling around a pole.  Yeah, that sounds like $5,000 well spent.  Good work Dad!

This isn’t Gary’s first screw up.  Back in May, the 21-year-old was busted for driving with a suspended license and since then doesn’t seem to have made much progress in the “growing up” department.

Shirley’s camp is yet to comment on the incident, but you can be sure as soon as they do, Gary will let us all know his side of the story via his super PC Twitter account.