Because where else are they going to get discovered and become rich and famous?

According to reports, Ex-RHODC star Michael Salahi and husband Tareq are packing up and moving their family to Beverly Hills.  The Salahi’s site their blossoming entertainment careers as the reason for the cross-country move, but won’t this put them even further away from Australia where they were supposed to be filming the down under version of Dancing with the Stars?

Maybe they were just making up that whole DWTS thing.  That doesn’t sound like them…

The couple claims they will be leasing a $20,000 per month mansion and are flying out to Cali next week to finalize all negotiations.  I will bet all my Saved by the Bell DVD box sets that those two never set foot on an airplane and this deal falls through within the month.

Because we all know that what’s really happening here is that the Salahi’s have TMZ on speed dial and will do absolutely anything possible to stay in the public eye – including lying about having a baby and/or moving across the country.

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