You head that right, folks!  The Real Housewives of, well, everywhere, have announced a LIVE tour that will kick off in Atlantic City later this year.  And you can be there for all the weave-pulling, name-calling excitement… for one easy payment of $170!

Listen, unless these ladies are going to light themselves on fire while charming half dozen snakes wearing tiny turbans, there is no way in holy H-E-double hockey sticks that I am paying a DIME to be in their BRAVO-lebrity presence.

According to E! Online, the tour will feature the participating housewives sitting around on stage, gabbing about their best and worst moments filming the hit reality series.  Unless BRAVO is planning on flying Andy Cohen in for each of the three scheduled “performances”, I’m guessing these “chats” turn into all out fist fights in less than 20 minutes.

The first show in Atlantic City will headline RHONJ Caroline Manzo, RHONY LuAnn de Lesseps, RHOBH Kyle Richards and RHOOC Vicki Gunvalson. From there the show will head west to Chicago and feature RHONY Sonja Morgan, RHOOC Gretchen Rossi, RHOBH Lisa Vanderpump and RHOA Phaedra Parks.  And last, but certainly not least, Real Housewives LIVE will head down south for a final stop in Hot-lanta featuring, RHOA Nene Leakes, RHONY Jill Zarin, RHONJ Melissa Gorga and RHOM Marysol Patton.

Tickets go on sale Friday, gang.