If you haven’t noticed, the Kardashian clan seems to be so far up their own butts they can’t use a product if it doesn’t have their name on it. This was further confirmed at Kim‘s wedding to Kris Humphries this weekend, where the couple passed out wedding favors full of KARDASHIAN, KARDASHIAN, KARDASHIAN!

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In exchange for following the strict rules of the wedding (dress code, turning in cell phones, etc.), guests were awarded gifts. Kathie Lee Gifford was was in attendance (quite the fame whore herself), brought some of the gifts on the Today Show to display them on air. The goodies included:

- Flip-flops with a jeweled toe that looked similar to Kim’s ring imprinted with the words “Kim loves Kris.”
- Kim’s new fragrance, “Kim Kardashian.”
- Scented Voluspa candle that came in a box with the Kim and Kris’ ”K” logo.
- Cosmetic bag full of Nicole by OPI nail polishes with names like “Wel-Kim to the family,” “Here’s Kim the bride,” and “I pink he’s the one.”
- Specially designed cookies and Krispy Kreme donuts in the shape of hearts.
- A gift certificate for Shoe Dazzle, a shopping site Kim co-founded.

What’s more obnoxious: the flip-flops? Or Kathie Lee bringing them on air?

Barf bag, please.

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