Wow. Funnyman Jim Carrey professed his undying love for the beautiful Emma Stone in a very personal video message posted on his official website (watch video below), where we can explore the eccentric, psychedelic corners of his genius mind.
Jim is absolutely hilarious! The 49 year-old actor wished he was the appropriate age just to be able to marry Emma, and have lots of sex, and little freckled-faced babies with her. Oh. My.Gosh. How can Emma resist such an incredible declaration of love?
Jim Carrey says in his message:
“I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re all the way beautiful. Not just pretty, but, you know, smart and kindhearted. And if I were a lot younger, I would marry you, and we would have chubby little freckled-faced kids…”
“Every day for the rest of your life, you would thank God that I was the appropriate age for you. But I’m not. I’m 49. I have lines on my face, sometimes a little gray in my beard, and it takes me a little longer to pee than it used to. Those are the only discernible signs of aging that I can find so far.
“Anyway, I just wanted to let you know how I felt. You’re pretty special, and I wish you continued success and artistic fulfillment, but most of all, I wish you love and contentment. That’s all.”
Is this a joke or does Jim really have a major crush on the â€œEasy Aâ€ star? I say screw Jim’s age and peeing issues. Love is beautiful and should be enjoyed. Emma is a very mature 22 year-old with no daddy issues, so I want to see her with Jim so badly. Iâ€™d totally â€œshipâ€ them together.
Jim Carreyâ€™s Love Message To Emma Stone Video