Lookie Lookie, Skinny Snooki!
Looks like Jersey Shore starlet, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is trying to live her life by that old adage, “You can never be too rich or too thin.”
The Princess of Poughkeepsie has been hitting the gym hard for months and recently revamped her workouts to include, strength training and more intense cardio. The 4’9″ guidette is also maintaining a strict diet, taking “Zantrex-3 and trading booze for healthier choices like green tea”, so that she can fulfill every townies dream of reliving the glory days of high school.
[I want] to get to where I was when I was a cheerleader in high school…
To Snook’s credit, it looks like her hard work is paying off; she’s dropped 10 lbs. and is down to a size 4!
Sources attribute Snooki’s serious drop in poundage to new beau Jionni LaValle.
She’s really into going to the gym because her boyfriend, Jionni [LaValle], is super-healthy… They go together.
Yeah, that’s cool, if you like working out and being healthy and all that sort of nonsense. In my experience, it’s way more fun to eat pizza on the couch in your underwear once you’ve landed a man, but hey, everyone’s different.