You head that right, folks!  The Real Housewives of, well, everywhere, have announced a LIVE tour that will kick off in Atlantic City later this year.  And you can be there for all the weave-pulling, name-calling excitement… for one easy payment of $170!

Listen, unless these ladies are going to light themselves on fire while charming half dozen snakes wearing tiny turbans, there is no way in holy H-E-double hockey sticks that I am paying a DIME to be in their BRAVO-lebrity presence.

According to E! Online, the tour will feature the participating housewives sitting around on stage, gabbing about their best and worst moments filming the hit reality series.  Unless BRAVO is planning on flying Andy Cohen in for each of the three scheduled “performances”, I’m guessing these “chats” turn into all out fist fights in less than 20 minutes.

The first show in Atlantic City will headline RHONJ Caroline Manzo, RHONY LuAnn de Lesseps, RHOBH Kyle Richards and RHOOC Vicki Gunvalson. From there the show will head west to Chicago and feature RHONY Sonja Morgan, RHOOC Gretchen Rossi, RHOBH Lisa Vanderpump and RHOA Phaedra Parks.  And last, but certainly not least, Real Housewives LIVE will head down south for a final stop in Hot-lanta featuring, RHOA Nene Leakes, RHONY Jill Zarin, RHONJ Melissa Gorga and RHOM Marysol Patton.

Tickets go on sale Friday, gang.

Although physical copies won’t hit selves until early April, 2012, Teen Mom star, Farrah Abraham has “pre-released” her memoir “My Teenage Dream Ended” on Amazon.com.

New York Times Best-Seller List here she comes!

The horror of it all is that this drivel probably will break into the top 50 on the Best-Seller list.  Hey, if Snooki can do it…

While no official synopsis of the book has been released, in a recent interview with MOMFinds.com, Farrah shared that,

While in school, I’ll also be releasing my first book, which is aimed to to help young teens and parents learn from my life experiences.

I suppose this could be a good tool for girls going through the same life-changing challenges that Farrah faced during her teen years.  So ladies, if you’re 16, pregnant, have a crazy mother, an ex-boyfriend who passed away, recently got a boob job and are being followed around 24/7 by an MTV film crew, this book’s perfect for you!

Deena Cortese may be still be a relative newcomer to the Jersey Shore cast, but the curvy brunette is no stranger to the Hollywood lifestyle.

In response to the plastic surgery rumors surrounding newly svelte castmate Jenni “JWoww” Farley, Deena told The New York Post, that if her roommate had gone under the knife, she certainly didn’t know about it.  Adding, “If she did, more power to you… I had actually had a nose job.”

Could’ve fooled me…

In a recent interview with The Huffington Post, Cortese opened up about filming Season 4 of the MTV reality hit.

I was very homesick… That was the first time I was filming away from home and the first time I was out of the country. It was a lot to handle for me. In Italy, we really had to rely on each other, and when you’re with someone all of the time, if they start to breathe funny, you’re going to get annoyed with them.

Breathe funny, leave a mess in the kitchen, scorn your romantic advances – six of one, half a dozen of the other, right Deena?

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Jani Lane’s death shocked the world on Thursday. The hair metal lead singer of Warrant was found dead in his hotel room, and was thought to have died from a drug overdose. However, we will now have to wait to find out the official cause of his death. His autopsy came out as inconclusive, meaning we are now waiting on the toxicology results to come in. Though it is safe to say that when you are seeking toxicology results that usually means a drug overdose in a fancy term.

Celebrities React To Jani Lane’s Death

Jani was reportedly found with vodka bottles and prescription pills. However, those close to him said that he did not abuse drugs and he most likely died from alcohol poisoning. Only time will tell us when the toxicology report does come in. It should be noted that he also had a well-documented history with alcohol abuse.

Warrant’s Jani Lane Found Dead

Jani’s death way reminds us of the death of Alice In Chains lead singer Layne Staley. Both had well documented troubles, yet they also wanted to beat them. Both were also found dead where they were living. It is sad news, but hopefully Jani is now at peace and no longer has to suffer anymore.
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Zsa Zsa Gabor has had a few tough months, with being in and out of the hospital for most the past year. The good news is that she is now back at home after breaking her hip last month on the 15th. She is now back home and according to his husband Prince Frederic von Anhalt, she is already flirting.

Zsa Zsa Gabor Back Home After Leg Gets Amputated

It started back in last July when Zsa Zsa fell and had to get a hip replacement. Since then she has been in and out of the hospital, including for an infection and coma. Her husband is reportedly planning a late birthday party for her and their 25th wedding anniversary.

Zsa Zsa Gabor Is Forced To Have Leg Amputated

I am happy to hear that the 94 year old is coming home. She has been through so much in her life; she does make it seem true that what doesn’t kill you only makes you stronger. I hope she can live to see her 95th birthday, since that would be a huge milestone for her.
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Former Disney star Hilary Duff is now pregnant! The former child star who turned into an author can now add mommy to her resume. She went on her official website to talk about her one-year anniversary to her hockey player husband and shared the news. Here is what she posted.

Hilary Duff’s Honeymoon Photos

I cannot believe it has already been a year; time really flies when you’re having fun! We also want to share the exciting news that… BABY MAKES THREE!!! We are extremely happy and ready to start this new chapter of our lives

Hilary Duff Ties The Knot To Mike Comrie

Congrats to the happy couple! This is great news for them and I am sure they both are beyond ready for parenthood now. I have high hopes that they won’t pimp their kid out or name the child a weird name. I do wonder how far along she is now? I hope we will get to hear more info soon, but I also respect their need for something as private as having a baby is.
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Real Housewife of Beverly Hills star Camille Grammer, who’s comments about her ex-husband Kelsey Grammer’s manhood recently made headlines, is now whistling a different tune.

Apparently, Camille’s off-handed remark to fellow RHOBH Kyle Richards, was taken out of context and, according to the reality star, blown completely out of proportion.

Some joking remarks I made to Kyle Richards got picked up and caused my ex-husband great embarrassment and for that I sincerely apologize… While the media added words and blew it out of proportion, I acknowledge my part in this and regret my remarks.

The remark in question, “Big hands, big feet, big disappointment”, was shown in a promo for the upcoming season of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and is causing even more trouble in the already rocky divorce proceedings between Kelsey and Camille.

I offered a 50/50 physical split with joint custody and was soundly rejected…  I fear the message we’re sending our children…  Now he will only communicate with me through lawyers.

Real mature Kelsey… and Camille.  Oh, you both are just terrible.

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(Indianapolis, Indiana) The massive stage at the Indiana State Fair collapsed on Saturday night after singer Sara Bareilles performance when a strorm swept through with high winds.

Bareilles had just finished her set with country group Sugarland set to take the stage next.

“A big gust of wind came through. You could see a lot of people panicking. All the scaffolding and speakers — all that came crashing down — and the whole stand just collapsed,” said Aaron Richman, who witnessed the collapse at the Indiana State Fairgrounds in Indianapolis.

As you can see in the shocking video (above), the stage collapsed very quickly.

Country superstar Keith Urban upon seeing the footage tweeted the following:

“I just saw the footage from Indiana State Fair tonight on youtube and am absolutely in shock. We send our prayers and thoughts to each and everyone of you who were there and your families and loved ones as well. God bless you all” – KU

Four people have been confirmed dead with dozens more injured.

Officials said that the State Fair will be closed tomorrow.

Our thoughts and prayers go out to the families of those killed or injured!

More Videos of the Tragic Stage Collapse at the Indiana State Fair go on reading »

Heiress Paris Hilton is always finding new ways to cash in big, and this time it involves in opening up a store in Asia. She is opening a handbag store in the Philippines as her next big project. Paris seems to be wanting to expand her empire of projects. She has plans to hold a meet and greet at the store as well. Here is what she tweeted in regards about the new store.

Paris Hilton Is Back To Being Single

So excited for my Paris Hilton Handbag Store opening in the #Philippines. Look forward to meeting you there! http://t.co/RGzAxQt RT

Paris Hilton Dreams Of Big Google+ Following

I will say that at least Paris is trying to do some sort of work. I do wonder why the store will be in Asia and not the UK or US? I would think that she would start in a place she knows she has a huge fan base in. Oh well, I suppose opening up a store is better than have a bunch of new reality show attempts.
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Britney Spears is busy on her Femme Fatale tour which she is currently on, however she has not forgotten the fans who cannot attend her concerts. She agreed to have her Toronto concert filmed for a DVD and will premier on EPIX HD. Britney is busy getting the word out, even trying to make it a trending topic on Twitter. Here are her 2 tweets all about the DVD and show.

Britney Spears Gives Lapdance For Pauly D

Had so much fun last night Montreal. Can’t wait for Toronto where I’m filming my show to be aired on @EpixHD and for release on DVD! -Brit
#FemmeFataleDVD #FemmeFataleEpix

Friend of Britney Spears Says She Is  A Good Mom

I have to say that I am happy to see that Britney is feeling ready for a DVD. I think this is another step in the right direction for her. I have a feeling that this might be a start for something even bigger for Britney. Let’s hope it goes well for her. I would hate to see this flop after all the hard work she has put in making a comeback. Are you excited for the DVD?
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The View’s Joy Behar is known for her not so chirpy side of the panel. But she surprised the country when the news came out that the anti-marriage activist is now a married woman! Joy finally married her long time boyfriend of 29 years.

Joy Behar Storms Off Stage Over Bill O’Reilly

They got married in secret on Thursday night. Joy, who has previously admitted that they thought about marriage, but decided against it back in 2009, is now in her second marriage. Some could argue that the talk about her co-host Sherri Shepherd’s wedding is what pushed her to see how exciting marriage is, but we have no proof. Either way this is good news for Joy and Steve Janowitz, her new husband. On the 15th season premier of The View Joy is slated to talk about her choice. The 15th season will premier on September 6th.

Sherri Shepherd Is Engaged

Are you shocked by the strong opinionated Joy is now married? I am shocked, but I can also say that I happy for them. Let’s hope they can have a long, healthy marriage.
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On Thursday night’s Femme Fatale tour stop, Jersey Shore’s Pauly D was treated to a little summin’ summin’ extra while on stage performing with Britney Spears.

DelVecchio, who’s teaming up with Spears for six stops on her Femme Fatale tour,  was treated to a very sultry lapdance by the Queen of Pop herself, during her song “Lace and Leather”.  With the help of one of her backup dancers, the aging Ms. Spears clumsily climbed atop the 31-year-old DJ’s shoulders (I didn’t realize he was in his THIRTIES either!) and wrapped a neon pink boa around his neck.

The MTV reality star was so amped about the PDA that he took to his Twitter to announce his good fortune to his 1.7 million followers, ”Wow Just Got A Lap Dance On Stage From @britneySpears!”

Brit quickly responded with, “Hope you enjoyed your dance! Was tough getting my legs around that big blowout -Britney”

That’s what she said