But how is she going to compete on DWTS: Australia if she’s with child?  Valid question, but have no fear, former Real Housewife Of DC Michaele Salahi will be footloose and fancy free  and perfectly able to flit across the dance floor unencumbered!

According to reports, Michaele and Tareq Salahi are planning to have a baby through a surrogate mother.  God bless the poor woman who signs on for this… and the baby, for that matter.  Aren’t there laws in place that forbid clinically insane, fame-mongers from procreating?  I guess not – and maybe they will be wonderful parents, but their track record certainly suggests otherwise.

In an interview with TMZ, Michaele shared that she wants to use a surrogate because she feels her age (45) and illness (multiple sclerosis) are too high a risk for a successful pregnancy.  Alright, I’ll buy that…  Michaele went on to add that she is,

…overjoyed with the hope of starting a family and the blessing of love and peace a child will bring to our lives.

I want to believe that these two are having a baby for the right reasons, so I’m choosing to do so.  And you can all say “I told you so.” when they sign a deal for a reality show chronicling their journey to parenthood.

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As promised, the premiere of Season 4 of The Jersey Shore was full of surprises, a few unexpected hookups, and a whole lotta drama.  Thank you MTV!

Although I enjoyed every scintillating moment of the Shore: Italian style, it seemed that something was, well, missing.  While I was watching JWoww and Ronnie trying to talk some sense into Snooki abou her budding romance with The Situation, I could only think one thing:  Where the heck is the rest of JWoww?

I’ve always had a soft-spot for the voluptuous, Jenny Farley and I was sort of bummed to see that my girl went all Hollywood and dropped some serious poundage for Season 4.  She may have a severe additude problem, but when push comes to shove (literally) she can actually clean up and act like an normal human being if the situation calls for it.

No, not THE Situation, a situation; with a lower case ‘s’.

While Jenny’s formerly curvy physique may be shriveling away, the reality star has no plans to “downsize” to compensate for her new figure and reiterated that,  ”These babies are 700 cc.’s and they’re staying 700 cc.’s…”

That’s almost an extra 2 lbs, Jenny.  You could eat, like, 50 mozzarella sticks and stay the same size if you lost the implants!  Think about it…

Samantha Ronson recently was arrested for a DUI but so far remained mum on Twitter. This ordeal is one that reminds many of her past relationship with train wreck Lindsay Lohan. But she now has reminded her fans that despite this embarrassing issue she still plans to work. She retweeted a tweet by fellow DJ Adam Bravin.

Sam Ronson Injured In Bike Accident

AFEX TONIGHT! @samantharonson @DresBlacksheep @guerillaone @djhonkykong @JaredHoldridge @HnRcrew @TheOriginators @ronysphotobooth @DToX

Sam Ronson Visits Ex In Jail

It appears that Sam does not want the world to think she is going to hold back on her work. I will give her credit that she wants people to take her seriously and not to think anything less of her. But I do wonder if she will be allowed to travel to gigs now that she has a DUI? Do you also think Lindsay was a bad influence on her?
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Roseanne Barr is known for her humor and her loud mouth antics but now the star of Roseanne’s Nuts is talking about politics seriously. She stopped by The Tonight Show with Jay Leno to announce that she is running for President of the United States. She told him that since he helped Arnold Schwarzenegger win. She also hinted that Sarah Palin was her reason for it. Despite her humorous chat on the show, she tweeted this the following morning.

Roseanne Barr’s SuperBowl Commercial

for those who ask: yes I’m serious about running 4 pres. so I can speak on behalf of the taxpayers of this country who r dissed 2 the max.

Sarah Palin Boob Job?

To hear the that she is serious about it is beyond funny. While she may have a couple good ideas, she still has a long way to go before being taken seriously. I doubt she has a real chance to win. What do you think?
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Kelly Osbourne is part of a loud mouth family and she is not one to hold back. But she recently got into trouble when she dissed the future queen of England. Now Kelly has to do damage control over her comments about Duchess Catherine.
Here is what she said about the whole Catherine topic.

Kelly Osbourne Slames Kate Middleton

I didn’t talk shit about kate middleton saying she deserves a new dress everyday is not talking shit last time i checked thank you DailyFail

Kelly Osbourne Calls Chritstina A Fat

Kelly is no stranger to saying some unpopular things. After all, she did grow up with Ozzy Osbourne being her father. We all got a taste of them from their show. I just would think that she would have more tact than that.
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Welcome our final installment of Bumpshack’s Top 8 Jersey Shore moments!  Well folks, tonight was the night; the Season 4 premiere of Jersey Shore just wrapped on MTV and I for one, was not at all disappointed!

Moment #1

And now for the moment you’ve all been waiting for; our #1 favorite Jersey Shore moment – drum roll please!  Our favorite Shore moment comes from Episode 5 of Season 1.  The very first Jersey Shore Grenade.

By now, we’ve all gotten used to hearing The Situation and Pauly D call “unfortunate” looking girls “Grenades”, but think back to that very first moment when you heard Sitch explaining the lingo, and I’m sure you’ll agree, this is THE top Jersey Shore moment.

Basically, one of these girls was definitely uh, more cuter than the other and it happened to be, uh, my girl.  And Pauly D was with the Grenade.  When you go into battle you need to have some friends with you so that just in case a grenade gets thrown at you one of your buddies takes it first.

The best part about Sitch’s explanation is that he takes a solid 10 seconds to stop and laugh at the analogy that has just fallen in his lap.  Even he can’t believe he came up with it.

To the guys’ credit, that blonde chick was awful.  My favorite moment came when she was looking around their kitchen and drunkenly proclaimed that she, “would do their dishes, but [she's] not even trying to do that right now.”

Um, what?

Annette Charles, who was best known for her over-the-top role as Cha Cha DiGregorio in the hit film Grease, has died at the age of 63 due to complications from cancer, her rep has confirmed.

Jeff Conaway Taken Off Life Support, Dies At 60

The actress died Wednesday at her home in Los Angeles. A family member told reporters: : “Annette had recently started having difficulty breathing … and when she went to the doctor she learned that she had a cancerous tumor in her one of her lungs.”

Oscar Hosts Anne Hathaway & James Franco Go ‘Grease’ (VIDEO)

A full statement from her family is expected within the next 24 hours.

What a fabulous dancer! RIP, Cha Cha!

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Boy, Kelly Osbourne sure has had a case of word vomit this week! During an appearance on The Tonight Show With Jay Leno, the 26-year-old Fashion Police correspondent called the Duchess of Cambridge, Kate Middleton, out for recently recycling her wardrobe for different events.

Kelly Osbourne On Christina Aguilera: “She’s a Fat B**ch!”

“In England they’re like, ‘Look how thrifty she’s being, showing the British public that the Royals are in a recession as well,’” Osbourne told Jay. “Only in this country they call it a faux pas.”

Osbourne went on to explain that she doesn’t think 29-year-old Kate should have to recycle ANY clothes since she’s in a new royal spotlight: ”I’m sorry, but if I had that job I would only wear it once,” Osbourne said. “If I am going to be the future bloody Queen of England I’m going to wear that dress once because I’m giving up the rest of my life, all of my privacy. At least I can get a new dress every day!”

Duchess Kate Middleton Recycles Her Wardrobe (PHOTOS)

In an attempt to lighten the mood, Leno asked:

“How about underpants? Would you throw them away?”

Osbourne replied: “Well, if I could, I would. That’s a really good idea, actually.”

I thought she was funny until she started messin’ with my girl, Kate. But I’m sure it was all in good fun.

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Kate Middleton has earned herself a spot on Vanity Fair‘s International Best-Dressed list. After headlining the wedding of the century in Alexander McQueen to touring North America in every top-of-the-line fashion designer known, the Duchess of Cambridge more than deserves her spot on the list.

Duchess Kate Middleton Recycles Her Wardrobe (PHOTOS)

This is Kate’s second nod from the magazine; she was also recognized in 2008. Her high fashion red carpet looks, jeans and flats, and recycled wardrobe have made her one of the most recognizable fashion icons in the world.

Kate Middleton’s Wedding Dress Brings Crowds To Buckingham Palace

Other highlights of the list include President Barack and Michelle Obama, Princess Charlene of Monaco, Justin Timberlake, Colin Firth, and Lady GaGa.

I think Kate is the ultimate display of class! Congratulations!

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Actress Carey Mulligan and singer Marcus Mumford of Mumford and Sons have only been dating for five months, but now, the lovebirds are engaged to be married.

Carey Mulligan Dating New Boyfriend Marcus Mumford?

Mulligan and Mumford were reportedly childhood pen pals who lost touch after several years of correspondence but reunited earlier this year and hit it off romantically. ”They’re a great couple,” a pal said of the couple. ”Very sweet.

Shia LaBeouf & Girlfriend Carey Mulligan Break Up

The two first got serious after Mulligan attended a Mumford and Sons concert in their hometown of Nashville, Tennessee with her pal Jake Gyllenhaal. An insider told reporters:

“At the end of the night there were just the musicians, Jake, Carey, and the Mumford boys.We had some pizza, and just played music. Jake picked up a guitar and Carey joined in on ‘Amazing Grace.’ Marcus and Carey seemed really friendly.”

Not too sure if I believe the whole “pen pal” thing, but if it’s true, it sure is cute. Congratulations to the happy couple!

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With the season premiere of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills just around the corner, the question on everybody’s mind is, “will Season 2 live up to all the hype”?  Absolutely, says Housewife Adrienne Maloof, in fact, “Season two will knock your socks off!”

Alright Adrienne, you have our attention.

In a recent interview with US Magazine, Maloof spoke out about her distaste for new castmember and ex-wife of actor, Eddie Cibrian, Brandi Glanville.

She kind of weaves herself in and out… She is like bringing a child [to a party]. You don’t know really what she is going to say. She has no filter, so that’s why you want to stay tuned!

Yeah, she’s kind of like bringing a child to a party who freaks out after all the cake is gone and then threatens to kill everybody…

In addition to dealing with new firecracker castmembers, Adrienne and the gang will also have Taylor Armstrong’s impending divorce to deal with on camera.

It’s a horrible situation and you have to be supportive… Ultimately you care about her little girl [Kennedy, 5] and what’s best for her. [The RHOBH cast] have all been there for her and now she has to do the work. It’s a difficult situation and that’s all I can say.

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills premieres on BRAVO September 5th.

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Jersey Shore star Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino has reportedly signed a deal with the New York-based tuxedo manufacturer, FLOW Formal, to endorse their line of men’s tuxedos.

The new line, aptly named “The Situation”, is slated to be released in February 2012, and will  be comprised of tuxedos, tight fitting t-shirts and accessories.

FLOW’s CEO Brian Weintraub, released a statement that Sitch is the ideal spokesperson for their new campaign targeting a younger demographic.

This is great for us and great for the industry. [Tuxedos have] become an old man thing.

Although Sitch does have a way with the MTV generation, one has to wonder if a guy who spends half his life in Ed Hardy tanks and the other half with his shirt completely off, is truly the right face for a line of formal wear.  Weintraub, for one, seems pretty confident.  So confident, in fact, that he’s willing to cough up SIX figures in order to sign the reality  star.

That’s at least $100,000 for a guy who’s idea of class is remembering a girl’s name the next morning.

Swing and a miss FLOW!

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