Yes, you read that right.

The Teen Mom troublemaker and thankfully, not the baby daddy to Jace, Jenelle Evan’s son, was arrested late last month for trying to smuggle two steaks out of a Food Lion supermarket in Oak Island, N.C.  Dude, c’mon.  Food Lion is, like, one of the cheapest supermarkets in the country.  You couldn’t fork over $4.95 for some steak?  Give me a break.

As if they weren’t worried before, the recent arrest has Evans’ friends and family even more concerned about the pair spending time together.

Kieffer is a bad influence on Jenelle… She didn’t get in any trouble before she met him. It’s always because they’re hanging out.

If that is true, Evans, who recently broke her parole for having THC in her system, should get as far away from Kieffer as she possibly can.  She’s already headed back to court later this month and again in early September, she doesn’t need another strike against her for hanging out with a lame shoplifter.

Delp is due to appear in North Carolina court for the citation, September 12th.

On the heels of the Real Housewives of New York returning from an eventful trip to Morocco, The Real Housewives of Atlanta are poised to head a little further south on the African continent.

According to reports, Kandi Burruss, Sheree Whitfield, Phaedra Parks, NeNe Leakes and Cynthia Bailey have all reportedly signed on to make the trip down to South Africa.  Staying behind are Housewife, Kim Zolciak who to stay at home with her new baby boy, KJ and new Housewife Marlo Hampton, who, I’m assuming because of her criminal record, isn’t allowed to leave the country.

BRAVO execs were attempting to keep the Season 4 vacation a surprise from viewers, but Housewife/Recording star/DJ, Kandi let the secret slip on her late night radio show Kandy Koated Nights saying she would be “unavailable” and “out of the country”.  Whether it was Kandi or someone else, the jig would’ve been up sooner or later.

There are no secrets in reality television.

No word yet on The Real Housewives of Atlanta premiere date – so stay tuned!

Miley Cyrus has not been shy when it comes to her support of homosexuals. In fact, her sometimes brash comments have stirred the pot in more than one way. Now she has really stirred the pot with her recent tattoo to promote equal rights. Here is what she tweeted along with the photo.

ALL LOVE is equal

While it sounded like a good idea for her, it turned out to come back and bite her. Fans started attacking her and Miley went to defend her stance. At one point they got pretty intense with fans. Miley tweeted this back this to an angry fan of hers.

Where does it say in the bible to judge others? Oh right. It doesn’t. GOD is the only judge honey. ‘GOD is love.

She seems pretty defensive of her stance on the topic. She has made it clear that she is not concerned about what the world will thinks about her opinions. What do you think about her tattoo? Did she just do it for the shock value? We all know that she has been getting a lot of ink done, which again seems to be her way to shed Disney.

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Casey Anthony has been a popular topic for many since she was found not guilty. However, many have started rumors that networks were begging for the first interview with her after being released from prison. Some claimed that they offered her over thousands of dollars, despite networks claiming that was not true. But we do have good news, it is reported that Casey has turned down all offers.

Casey Anthony Sentenced To 4 Years In Jail

Casey has reportedly said no so she can seek help. People around her state that she realizes that she needs help and can no longer cope alone. While she has been in hiding she has not had contact with her parents. However, she may be forced to come out of hiding now that she has to be on parole. No word on when or where Casey will seek treatment or what kind either. This is the first step of recovery or healing that Casey has made since the death of her daughter.

Casey Anthony Is NOT Guilty of 1st Degree Murder

I hope she really does seek help, but I doubt she will. This is the bed she made and she must now live with it. Do you think she will seek treatment or not?

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Welcome to another installment of Bumpshack’s Top 8 Jersey Shore moments, as we countdown the days until the Season 4 premiere!

Moment #4

Our #4 Top Jersey Shore Moment actually comes from a deleted scene from Episode 8 from Season 2.  In this heartwarming moment, DJ Pauly D and Vinny Guadagnino decide that, after meeting a few nice girls in Miami, they are going to retire themselves from The “Smush Scoreboard”.

It all sounds very noble, until Pauly tries to put their actions into words:

Me and Vinny are retiring ourself from the Smush Scoreboard.  We think it’s kind of ridiculous.

Okay, I’m still with you – sounds like you guys are really growing up!

We did what we had to do, everybody knows the deal.  Like, we can get girls, we brought some dimes home, we got it in, no need to record that sh*t anymore.

I guess I spoke too soon.

At least the guys took their names down and, according to Vinny,  aren’t continuing to tally the “halves and quarters” of girls they took home like The Situation.  Halves and quarters?  I may be an old married lady, but it’s definitely news to me that people can hook up with 1/4 of a person nowadays.  I guess times have really changed…

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Welcome to another installment of Bumpshack’s Top 8 Jersey Shore moments, as we countdown the days until the Season 4 premiere!

Moment #5

Our number 5 Jersey Shore moment is brought to you by the letters D and J and the number 2!  Also known as Episode 4 from Season 1 which features DJ Pauly D and Mike ‘The Situation’ Sorrentino getting dissed by two girls they bring back to the Shore house to “smush”.

This is just a classic Shore moment through and through.  Pauly D and Sitch are so blinded by there Guido Glasses that they invite two blonde grenades to come hang out with them after leaving the club simply to keep their streak alive.

I got girls comin’ back here every night.  There’s not a night I don’t have girls coming back here.  Girls love The Situation.

Yeah Mike, I guess they just can’t get enough of your slurred speech and creepy half-smiles…

Our #5 moment comes when, in the midst of a steamy makeout session, Pauly D’s chick, who happens to be the heavier of the two blondes, declares that she needs to leave.

The ever-eloquent Mike counters with, “Why, are you hungry?”

Never thinking that this girl may have actually just come to her senses and decided she didn’t want to sleep over with a couple of MTV reality stars, Mike goes straight for the jugular when his wingman is about to get ditched.

Real nice guys – I hope you at least made her a sandwich.

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I thought after tonight’s Real Housewives of New York Reunion Special we’d be done with Jill Zarin for a little while…

Not so says this week’s Star Magazine!  Apparently Mama Jill has been doing a little house hunting recently and it’s not for another overpriced Manhattan condo, but for a fabulous mansion in London!

According to reports, Jill headed across the pond, with a slew of cameramen in tow, to scope out new digs for her upcoming RHONY spin off project:  The Real Housewives of London.  Is there a particular reason that the Diet Coke slugging socialite is the first Housewife to cross-pollenate with another city’s cast?

It might just be me, but I could certainly do without hearing that abrasive New Yorker “HELLLOOOO” amidst a sea of delicious British accents.  If BRAVO is so eager to see how Jill fares in the ring with the gals from Great Britain, why not just let her duke it out with Lisa Vanderpump from Real Housewives of Beverly Hills – now that’s a fight I’d pay-to-view!

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