After the blowout between Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino and Ronnie Ortiz-Magro on Sunday night’s episode of The Jersey Shore, the tally of Shore castmembers sporting neck braces this season has risen to an astonishing two!

Okay, well maybe that’s not that shocking of a number, but I seem to remember a day when going on a reality TV show didn’t guarantee  a trip to the ER – these days you’re lucky if you make it through a season without five or six black eyes, a ruptured spleen and several hundred panic attacks.

It’s still unclear whether or not Sitch’s brace was a medical necessity or if the media whore was just looking for another way to gain some sympathy from his female constituency in Florence, but one thing is for sure – the juicehead slammed his own head against a wall and sent himself to the hospital.  This guy needs to be medicated – heavily medicated.

Especially since the only revelation he got from this whole cluster-you-know-what was, “For the next couple of days I can’t GTL… I’m disappointed.”

Holy short-sightedness, Batman!  Are you serious!?

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