Not that I needed another reason not to like Real Housewife of New York, Kelly Killoren Bensimon, but I’ll certainly take one!

The ex-model, space cadet, who says that she posed in Playboy to give her daughters a role model for positive body image, is the cover girl for the September issue of SHAPE Magazine.  Because, you guessed it – she’s really, really, really into being in shape.

Being on the cover of SHAPE’s fashion issue is really important to me because I have always, all my life,  really maintained, you know, good lifestyle, and tried to be in shape, so to show that like, being healthy is cool and fashionable, that’s hot.

Wait, are we talking about what’s hot or why it’s important that your on the cover of SHAPE?  Ooooh that’s right, you never answer questions directly.

Kel Kel goes on to talk about why it’s so vital for her to set a positive example for her two girls, Sea and Teddy and how leading a healthy, active lifestyle is an important part of that example.  Then she totally veeres off into left field and starts rambling about how her body is like am ultra expensive, souped up sports car…

My body is like a Ferrari…I know what it needs to run well, and that doesn’t include drugs, alcohol, or cigarettes.

Alright Bensimon, we all get it.  You’re 43 and you’ve still got a nice figure.  We don’t need you comparing it to a $200,000 vehicle and making the rest of us who are sporting Hyundais and used Ford Tauruses, feel like crap.

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