Jersey Shore starlet, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi and boyfriend Jionni LaValle hit the strip in Vegas earlier this week and the lovebirds didn’t waste any time gettin’ their party onnnnn!  And thankfully, the teensey Guidette took to her Twitter to keep her nearly three million followers updated of their every move.

Gonna get wild today I feel it! My friends are insane and we’re legit the hangover.

The pair, along with a few of their closest friends, hit up Pure nightclub and according to the ridiculous Tweets than followed, managed to drink their weight in straight, grain alcohol.

Come party with me at pure tonight bahhh idk how I’m alive but I’m about to tear the speakers off this b*tch!

Yea that’s @Ryder__ grabbin my ass lmao ! Byeeee vegas I’m dead -_-

No seriously drunk tweeting is not okay. Kgkfhdsjshugjgfreu

Drunk tweet byeeeeeee

We’re a trainwreck! N I don’t giveeee a fuckkkkk ! Meow

Gettin rowdy in this bitch tabloids eat this O.o raaahhhhh I’m a good person!!!

And my personal favorite:

Ldw hookerssss tiestoooo meowwwwww owwwWw

Snooki even managed to set the blogosphere afire while completely blackout drunk when she Tweeted, “We’re Married” and a picture of she and her beau in a sultry lip-lock.  Of course, she followed that Tweet up with,

Just kiddennnnn ! But boy is vegas tempting !! Gettin nasty at pure meow.

What is with the “Meows”?  Am I missing something?  Iis she making a sneaky reference to her man’s questionable masculinity?  Or perhaps carrying a tiny kitten around in her poof?  Fill me in people because this gal is completely clueless.

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