As if trying her orange-tinged hand at novel writing, sunglass designing and club promoting wasn’t enough, Jersey Shore star, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi is now giving fragrance chemistry a try.

During a recent interview on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno, Snooki explained that her first few attempts at becoming a ‘perfumista” didn’t go exactly as planned.

[It] smelled like pickles and grass and it was just gross.

Pickles and grass, huh?  Sounds like she’s right on track to be the next Davidoff…

When Leno asked what her ideal scent would smell like, the itsy bitsy poof queen replied,

Flirty and bubbly, you know, like my personality, and obviously something DTF…

A puzzled Leno clearly didn’t understand the colloquialism, so Snooks quickly filled the big-chinned late night host in:  ”[It means] “down to f**k,”

So you’re saying it smells like bronzer, booze and shame?

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