“The Real Housewives of DC” star, Michaele Salahi, has royalty dumped her husband Tareq Salahi, who actually believed his wife had been abducted by some unknown entity (possibly aliens!), to run off with the Journey’s lead guitarist, Neal Schon.

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Michaele was obviously so frustrated with her housewife lifestyle that she had to risk everything for one wild ride with a mischievous rocker. While Tareq was calling the cops and making pleas to find his runaway wife, Michaele was enjoying the “sex, drugs and rock and roll” lifestyle only an old-fashioned rocker can offer.

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The housewife attended her new lover’s show in Nashville last night, before heading to Memphis, where the Journey will perform with Foreigner. A rep for the band confirmed Michaele is a Journey guest, not a hostage, saying, “Nobody kidnapped her and they are in Memphis together.”

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Poor Tareq. I told you so. Michaele did a lame job covering her tracks – it’s like she wanted to get caught with her lover! Michaele and Neal have history. The two dated before Tareq entered the picture, and they have maintained an “intimate and passionate relationship.”