This week the Jersey Shore cast hit the road, getting out of their cramped flat and venturing down to the beautiful beaches of Riccione, Italy, where they could tan, tan, tan to their Jerseylicious hearts’ content.

Sounds like the makings of a nice relaxing weekend, right?  WRONG.

Deena and Snooki appear bound and determined to ruin everyone’s good time by getting plastered in the middle of the day and thoroughly embarrassing themselves in front of a slew of horrified Italian onlookers – and their castmates.

Whoa, whoa, whoa…  Now, I may be missing something here, but wasn’t there a time, not too long ago, when getting sloshed at all hours of the day was par for the course on Jersey Shore?  Are some of America’s favorite Guidos and Guidettes suddenly getting too good for body shots at 2pm?  Say it ain’t so!

After hours, upon hours, upon hours, etc. of tossing back every sort of alcoholic drink under the sun, Deena and Snooks drunkenly make their way to a night club, where they proceed to dance up on each other (sans panties) and begin a messy makeout session that would (unfortunately) continue on back at their hotel.

According to JWoww, they behavior was more than gag-worthy.

The nipple flap is one thing at the club, but you never forget your f–king underwear… Nicole and Deena are digesting each other’s tongues.   I am so skeeved out, I want to throw up.

I have sooo many questions, and I’m sure you do too.  So let’s fire off a few, shall we?

1.  Why does making out with another girl not count a cheating?

2.  Do Snooki and Deena think they look cute/sexy/not revolting during this whole escapade?  Watching these two suck face is like watching two Oompla Loompas fighting over an Everlasting Gobstopper using only their faces.

3.  How many girls is Deena going to play tonsil hockey with this season and will she continue to claim that this behavior “isn’t her”?

4.  On a scale of 1-10, how grossed out was JWoww by her “BFF’s” actions?

I’m gonna go with a solid 14.