Oh. My. Siameze Floyd left us absolutely shocked and speechless with his dance moves and painful rendition of “Give It To Me Baby” during the first auditions at the “The X-Factor” premiere on Wednesday (September 21)- watch video below.

This is not real. Siameze is like a new and improved version of Sanjaya on crack. What the heck happened on that stage? He is 30 years old and a mega star, who drinks a lot of his own Siamenergy drink. Damn. I knew he was on some type of drug.

Cheryl Cole questions, “Do I absolutely love this and think it’s genius or is this kinda weird? I don’t really know what the answer is.” It’s creepy! I cannot believe Simon Cowell was fascinated and said “yes” to this hot mess after calling him “talented, but deluded.”

Siameze Floyd “Give It To Me Baby” The X Factor Video