Well excuuuuuuse us!

Although several sources confirmed that Jersey Shore’s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi dropped some serious poundage using the “HCG Diet”, the Princess of Poughkipsee herself says the rumors are completely untrue.

Of course she didn’t pump herself full of hormones to make her body think it was pregnant!  She lost weight the old fashioned way.

By taking diet pills.  Duh.

Snook’s set the record straight via her Twitter account, tweeting to her over 3,000,000 followers:

Glad to hear reports that say I look good =) but it’s not because of HCG! Thanks @Zantrex!

As Bumpshack reported earlier this year, Snooki credited her radical transformation to an insane workout regimen and cutting back on booze – oh yeah, and popping a few pills every now and then for extra energy.

Okay, Jessie Spano…