In light of recent rumors that MTV is looking to replace the Jersey Shore cast after Season 5, late-night host, Conan O’Brien compiled some lost audition tapes of a few Hollywood heavyweights he felt would be a good fit for the dysfunctional, reality TV cast.

Let’s roll the tape.  Oh… we don’t have a tape?  Well, then just click that link.

The “footage” features Love and Other Drugs star Anne Hathaway and My Idiot Brother star Paul Rudd (And the AllState commercials guy, Dennis Haysbert) doing their best Guido and Guidette impersonations – and I’ve got to say, it seems like they’ve got the Jersey thang down pat.

Rudd opens his piece of the audition montage by simple stating, “I want to marry a Guido,” and then goes on to describe why all he wants for the rest of his days, is to live his life, down on the shore.

My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey and find a nice, hot, juiced, tanned guy and live my life.

Sounds just like a fairytale, don’t it?

While both Rudd and Hathaway are hilarious in the bit, the real winner is, Haysbert, who vehemently asserts that he will NOT fall on a grenade for The Situation.

‘Cause that’s Haysbert’s stand.  Are you in good hands?