Look!  Up in the sky!  It’s a DJ!  It’s a reality TV star!  It’s… It’s…

DJ Pauly D DelVecchio and his new line of high end tanning products!

And because there’s nothing in the world more interesting than MTV stars and their latest branding ventures, here’s the skinny:

DJ Pauly D of Jersey Shore fame, partnering with Devoted Creations Inc. to launch a line of tanning products to be sold exclusively in professional tanning salons all over the country.  As you might have guessed, Pauly D isn’t the first, or second Shore-er to try his hand at in the world of tanning retail; castmates JWoww and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino currently profit from their own line of tanning oils and salon endorsements, respectively.

Pauly’s line should launch within the next two months.

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Well excuuuuuuse us!

Although several sources confirmed that Jersey Shore’s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi dropped some serious poundage using the “HCG Diet”, the Princess of Poughkipsee herself says the rumors are completely untrue.

Of course she didn’t pump herself full of hormones to make her body think it was pregnant!  She lost weight the old fashioned way.

By taking diet pills.  Duh.

Snook’s set the record straight via her Twitter account, tweeting to her over 3,000,000 followers:

Glad to hear reports that say I look good =) but it’s not because of HCG! Thanks @Zantrex!

As Bumpshack reported earlier this year, Snooki credited her radical transformation to an insane workout regimen and cutting back on booze – oh yeah, and popping a few pills every now and then for extra energy.

Okay, Jessie Spano…

The eleven remaining celebrity dancer and their professional dance partners took over the dance floor to dance the Jive or Quickstep during Dancing With The Stars week 2 live performances show on Monday (September 26)- watch videos below.

2011 Dancing With The Stars 13 Cast (Bios, PHOTOS)

Last week, Ron Artest was the first celebrity forced to leave the competition, so who’s next? At the bottom of the scoreboard are two of my favorites: David Arquette and Chaz Bono, who both failed to deliver convincing performance of Jive and Quickstep, respectively (check videos below).

David was pure joy on that dance floor, while Chaz smiled his way through a very embarrassingly dull dance. It was just way too slow. The biggest surprise of the night was Nancy Grace’s graceful Quickstep, albeit she still needs to work on the footwork.

Dancing With The Stars Week 2 Scoreboard:

• Ricki Lake & Derek Hough: 23
• J.R. Martinez & Karina Smirnoff: 22
• Kristin Cavallari & Mark Ballas: 22
• Chynna Phillips & Tony Dovolani: 21
• Elisabetta Canalis & Val Chmerkovskiy: 21
• Nancy Grace & Tristan MacManus: 21
• Rob Kardashian & Cheryl Burke: 21
• Hope Solo & Maks Chmerkovskiy: 19
• Carson Kressley & Anna Trebunskaya: 18
• David Arquette & Kym Johnson: 18
• Chaz Bono & Lacey Schwimmer: 17

Dancing With The Stars Week 2 Recap Videos go on reading »

Model and actress Molly Sims married film producer Scott Stuber over the weekend in an outdoor wedding in Napa Valley.

Molly Sims Shows Off Gorgeous Engagement Ring (PHOTOS)

The 38-year-old bride wore a stunning Marchesa gown and carried an elegant peach bouquet of roses. Her groom, 42, donned a dapper Tom Ford tuxedo with a white tie. Her seven bridesmaids wore mismatched dresses designed by Elizabeth Kennedy.

Molly Sims Engaged To Scott Stuber

What a beautiful wedding! And could her bridesmaids be any more attractive?

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Mad Men star January Jones welcomed a baby boy, Xander Dane, on September 13, but there’s still one piece missing from what appears to be a happy family: the baby’s father. According to documents filed Friday with the Los Angeles County Department of Public Health, Jones went as far as to leave the father’s name off of the birth certificate.

January Jones Gives Birth To Baby Boy, Xander Dane

Jones has yet to be seen out with her new addition, but her co-stars are gushing about the little man. ”We’re all so proud of her and happy for her and she’s doing really well,” Elizabeth Moss said.

Matthew Vaughn Denies Paternity Of January Jones’ Baby

In the past, Jones has been linked to singer Josh Groban, SNL star Jason Sudeikis and actor Ashton Kutcher. So come on out with it, Jones. We wanna know who that bundle belongs to!

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Dancing with the Stars contestant Kristin Cavallari hasn’t been shy talking to reporters about her breakup with her Chicago Bears fiance, Jay Cutler. Sources say she was ”absolutely devastated” when the relationship ended. But after a summer apart, another source says the two are “working it out.

Kristin Cavallari & Jay Cutler Return Wedding Gifts

“They’re not officially back together but they’re definitely talking and figuring things out,” the source says. Which is probably best, considering they became engaged after only seven months of dating.

“Everything happened too fast when they first got together,” the source added. “So this time they’re taking things slow.”

Kristin Cavallari Tries On Wedding Gowns With Life&Style Magazine Days Before Split From Jay Cutler

With their busy schedules, they have yet to see each other in the flesh, but “they’re talking a lot.”

Sunday, Cavallari Tweeted a photo of herself sporting a Bears sweatshirt….mmmhmmm…

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Newlywed Kim Kardashian told reporters we won’t always see her wearing her 20.5-carat, $1 million wedding ring and $200,000 band around town.

Khloe Kardashian on Kim Kardashian’s Engagement Ring: Real or Fake?

Kardashian, who married Kris Humphries in August, said she doesn’t always wear her ring, designed by Lorraine Schwartz, when she’s casual:

“[But] I don’t wear [any jewelry] to work out. I was leaving the gym yesterday and I didn’t have my [wedding] ring on, and there [were] all these photographers taking pictures, and I said to my sister, ‘Just watch, Kourtney. You will see a story [bearing the headline] ‘Kim Without Her Ring. Trouble in Paradise.’”

The 30-year-old reality show said she’s ”really big on accessories,” but said she goes jewelry-free when she hits the sack.”For some reason I need it all off,” she said. “[But some people] sleep with their earrings on.”

$2 Million Engagement Ring for Kim Kardashian is Ridiculous

How could you wear that honker all day? Her fingers would be sore!

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After receiving her pink slip from BRAVO, former Real Housewife of New York Kelly Bensimon took to her blog to issue a statement to her fans regarding her departure from the hit reality series.

To all the Real Housewives of New York Fans and Viewers,

I’m so grateful for the overwhelming support I’ve received from all of you. I hope you enjoyed my run on the show.

Stay tuned for I’m just getting started.

Love,

For she is just getting started, people.

While her co-stars Jill Zarin and Alex McCord appear to be lashing out in every way possible after being axed from the cast, Bensimon seems to be taking it all in stride.  Most likely because she’s living in her own alternate version of reality and has no idea what’s going on in the real world.

Until we meet again KKB – keep it unreal.

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Another Jersey Shore star is hitting a major Twitter milestone this week.

Sammi ‘Sweetheart’ Giancolo, has wrangled herself one million followers… finally.  She’s the third-to-last Shore-er to cross the million follower threshold.  Behind her?  Her on again/off again meathead boyfriend Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Shore newcomer Deena Cortese.

To commemorate the special occasion, Sammi took a moment to Tweet something poignant and thought-provoking to her fans.

1 MILLION FOLLOWERS!!!!!! Thank you to all my fans, your support truley (sic) means everything to me! xoxo love you all!

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi still leads the pack with over 3,000,000 followers, with DJ Pauly D nipping at her heels with over 2,250,000.

You’ve got a long way to go, Sweetheart.

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PARADE Magazine and Yahoo!’s omg! recently teamed up to find out just who America think are the “Most Annoying Celebrities” of 2011.  The result, well, they’re just not that surprising.

Topping the list was 29-year-old busy business woman, Kim Kardashain, who receive 29% of the total vote.  Just behind her, the King of Winning, Charlie Sheen came in a very close second, drawing 27% of votes.

Jersey Shore’s Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, Donald Trump and “The Bachelor’s” Brad Womack rounded out the list’s Top Five.

Personally, I’m surprised that Snooks wasn’t able to eek out the former Two and a Half Men star.  Even though they’re both fall-down drunks, with terrible dispositions and bad skin, at least Sheen used to be a legitimate actor.

I wonder if voters would change their minds if they were shown the clip from Anderson Cooper’s new talkshow where Snooki takes Anderson spray tanning – and makes his whole crew wait a half hour so she can get her teeth whitened.

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Former Real Housewife of New York Alex McCord may not have to work with castmate Jill Zarin anymore, but that doesn’t mean the four-season feud is over!

During her recent appearance on Good Morning America, McCord spoke out about why she felt she was nixed from RHONY’s upcoming 5h season.

Jill has been trying to get me off the show for a number of years. She succeeded…She’s a manipulator and she’s very good at feeding information to her own end.

McCord’s husband Simon van Kempen was also on hand to add his two cents.

Jill is a flawed woman extraordinaire…Jill sometimes is still very much stuck in junior high as the girl who was unpopular, who was bullied. And 30 years later, she’s still there.

Ugh, Simon.  GO AWAY.

Not wanting to miss an opportunity for free publicity, a rep for Zarin weighed in on the GMA comments, telling US Weekly,

Alex and Simon’s allegations represent the type of negativity that Jill is eager to move on from. Jill will continue to take the high road and wish Alex and Simon nothing but the best… While it is easy to play the blame game, it is our hope that Alex and Simon will eventually accept Bravo’s decision and proceed with grace to the next stage in their career rather than hold on to past resentments… As Jill proceeds with optimism, she is grateful to Bravo for a successful 4 year run on The Real Housewives of New York City and is focused on the national launch of her shapewear line, Skweez Couture at Lord and Taylor.

That sure is a different tune than the queen of Zarin Fabrics was a-whistlin’ last week!

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Some stars will do anything to lose those pesky extra pounds…

Jersey Shore’s Jenni “JWoww” Farley and Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi recently admitted to being on the “Secret Celebrity Diet” otherwise known as the “HCG Diet” to us Normies.

The super svelte JWoww says she was eager to try the diet after she saw how fast a friend was able to shed major poundage.

My girlfriend lost 40 lbs in six weeks on the plan. She tried everything and it worked for her. So I thought if it worked for her, it would work for me…

According to reports, the “HCG Diet” tricks the body into thinking it’s pregnant and allows the dieter to drop up to 1lb. per day.  Dr. Erica Schwartz, a hormone expert from the Age Management Institute appeared on Fox and Friends this weekend to discuss the validity and safety of this new weightloss method.

Surprisingly, Schwartz said that the “Secret Celebrity Diet” not only works, but is actually safe, if done under a doctor’s care.

Oh, but there’s one catch.  You have to eat under 500 calories per day – The HCG acts as an appetite suppressant, so ideally, you shouldn’t feel like you want to kill yourself because you’re so underfed.

Now, it’s been a long time since I’ve stepped on a scale at Weight Watchers, but isn’t eating less than 500 calories a day enough of a diet?  Do people really need to pump themselves full of artificial pregnancy hormones?

Not to mention, I’m sure the gals who elect to use this method of dieting are just deLIGHTFUL to be around…

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