Lindsay Lohanâ€™s daddy just canâ€™t keep his sorry booty out of jail! Less than twelve hours after being released from jail, Michael Lohan was arrested again when he tried to contact the alleged victim, his girlfriend Kate Major.
Kate called the police since Michael wouldnâ€™t leave her alone or stop calling. Officers came to talk to her at her apartment and determined Michael was a real threat to the victim. They went straight to his hotel in Tampa, Florida to arrest him, but Michael tried to escape by jumping off his 3rd story balcony and falling into a tree.
Hilarious! Michael fell into a tree while trying to escape the police, which just proves Michael is even more delusional and dumber than we could have ever imagined. The cops rescued and arrested him for violating a condition of his pretrial release (not contacting the victim) and resisting arrest without violence.