Actor and comedian Russell Brand has officially filed for divorce from his pop star wife Katy Perry, making him the dumbest man to ever walk the earth.
Brand cites “irreconcilable differences” in the papers, which are believed to have been filed today. It appears that Perry was blindsided by the papers.
He also released a statement, saying,Â Â ”Sadly, Katy and I are ending our marriage. I’ll always adore her and I know we’ll remain friends.”
Perry and Brand have been spotted without their wedding bands over the past week, and were rumored to have spent the Christmas holidays apart after a “massive fight.”
Do you not realize you’ll never be able to snag a woman as gorgeous as her ever again?