Jersey Shore star Nicole Polizzi, best known as Snooki, came out of an open closet to reveal she likes both guys and girls (sort ofâ€¦), saying â€œI would consider myself bi.â€ Wow. Really? How? Snooki would never marry a girl. Duh.
Well, Snooki has â€œdone stuff with girls beforeâ€ and â€œexperimented,â€ but she stills loves men. Why? â€œI would never be with a girl because I likeâ€¦ penis,â€ she explains. I just think Snooki is a bit confused â€“ the bisexual concept is probably too complicated for the guidette.
Even if youâ€™ve kissed, touched and gone wild with a girl, it doesnâ€™t mean youâ€™re bisexual. However, Snooki was most likely too drunk to realize the person didnâ€™t have the right equipment. Now seriously, thereâ€™s a difference between â€œexperimentingâ€ and â€œbisexuality.â€
In fact, Snooki would never consider settling down with a woman since she sees herself as the perfect overly tanned housewife with a bunch of kids in 10 years. â€œWith four kids, married, with my own spinoff showing my husband and kids and then a big business,â€ she said.