Jersey Shore star Nicole Polizzi, best known as Snooki, came out of an open closet to reveal she likes both guys and girls (sort of…), saying “I would consider myself bi.” Wow. Really? How? Snooki would never marry a girl. Duh.
Well, Snooki has “done stuff with girls before” and “experimented,” but she stills loves men. Why? “I would never be with a girl because I like… penis,” she explains. I just think Snooki is a bit confused – the bisexual concept is probably too complicated for the guidette.
Even if you’ve kissed, touched and gone wild with a girl, it doesn’t mean you’re bisexual. However, Snooki was most likely too drunk to realize the person didn’t have the right equipment. Now seriously, there’s a difference between “experimenting” and “bisexuality.”
In fact, Snooki would never consider settling down with a woman since she sees herself as the perfect overly tanned housewife with a bunch of kids in 10 years. “With four kids, married, with my own spinoff showing my husband and kids and then a big business,” she said.