George Clooney’s girlfriend Stacy Keibler is totally bloated, showing signs of a tiny baby bump while on a romantic vacation with the actor in Lake Como, Italy over the weekend.

George Clooney & Golden Trophy Stacy Keibler @ Oscars 2012

Does this mean the world’s most incorrigible bachelor will soon become a father? Probably not. You see, George is a smart guy! How else would he manage to actually not knock someone up in the past 51 years of his existence? Stacy cannot be that lucky!

George Clooney Talks Orgasms & Farts In Rolling Stone

Besides George and Stacy were seen enjoying a very cozy dinner with the complementary red wine the night before the picture above was taken. I guess it’s safe to say Stacy is only impregnated with hope George will eventually take her to the altar someday.

[images: TMZ]