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Amy Winehouse Leaving Hawley Arms Pub in London (4)

Amy Winehouse recently got her boobs done upon exiting an extended rehab in St. Lucia.  I am not sure if big plastic boobies come included in the rehab package or not.  The one true thing to come out of her boob job is that Blake Fielder-Civil’s name got a lot bigger on her left breast.  Fielder is Winehouse’s ex-husband.


Now don’t you feel better about yourself?

More Photos (For Decision Purposes Only!!)

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Amy Winehouse’s New Boobs Double Nip Slip (NSFW PHOTOS)

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British troubled star Amy Winehouse proudly showed off her brand new enhanced boobies in a corset that is at least two sizes too small as she posed for the photographers after leaving a restaurant in London, England, on Monday (October 26).

Amy must be real happy with her new puppies because she is looks healthier and happier while smugly flashing them to the paparazzi. It was just not one innocent nip slip since both of her nipples were out in all their glory screaming for freedom and crying for attention.

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Amy Winehouse Got a Boob Job (Photos)

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UPDATE: Amy Winehouse’s New Boobs Double Nip Slip (NSFW PHOTOS)

Rehab’ singer Amy Winehouse is so insecure about her body and image that she has decided she needed extensive plastic surgery to make a comeback. The 26 year-old has reportedly spent more than $52,000 in cosmetic enhancements that include bigger boobies.

A source said, “She looks amazing, like a new woman. Amy told us she wanted a new look - it’s all part of her fresh start for her big comeback. We all feared she’d fallen off the wagon when she came in. Then we saw her bouncing around with these huge boobs which stand out as she’s so tiny and skinny.”

Amy is completely insane! A woman with her talent does not need plastic surgery or new boobies but she definitely needs to stay clean and sober. After years of drug abuse, a healthy lifestyle is the only way that Amy will be able to get her career back on track.

Amy Winehouse New Boobs Photos (October 10, 2009)

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Amy Winehouse: “LOVE Is My Only Drug Now!”

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Singer/songwriter Amy Winehouse has been disturbing the peace, claims to be now completely clean of drugs and has found love while on the island of St. Lucia. She sat down with News of The World and told her love story with 21-year-old beach hunk Josh Bowman. Amy is quite intense on this interview… I warn you this is not for the faint of heart!!

“I’ve finally escaped from hell. I’m in love again and I don’t need drugs. Look at me, I’m glowing!” She swings her dirty bare feet onto a chair on the hotel’s terrace and says: “I love it here and have never felt so happy.
“In fact I don’t think I’m ever going home. I was supposed to go last week but I thought f*** that, I’m staying! Especially as I met Josh here. He couldn’t be more different from my husband, which is not a bad thing.

“Blake looks like me, a right mess. But Josh is all handsome and clean and that’s what I love about him. People might think we haven’t got anything in common but I get on like a house on fire with all his family despite them being so posh.

“When I’m with Josh I don’t need drugs to feel good because he makes me feel so amazing.” She then leans forward and whispers cheekily: “We just had sex. . . can’t you tell?”

OMG!! I don’t think my stomach can handle anymore of totally in love Amy!! EWW!!! One thing is for sure whatever that guy Josh is doing, he is doing it right! Amy dropped crack for him and reveals her husband Blake was a complete flop in bed, no wonder why she finally left him…

“Blake was rubbish in bed. Do you know what? Almost every time I slept with him it was like I was dead. I don’t know what’s going on with us now and for the time being I’ve just forgotten I’m even married.

“I’m just here on my own, happy and having a good time with Josh. I’ll deal with Blake when I get back. But our whole marriage was based on doing drugs. So being with someone like Josh is much better for me.”

We are happy for Amy! We hope she finally found real love and peace and if it’s for her health’s sake she can just stay in the Caribbean forever!!

Amy Winehouse Scares Caribbean Locals in Mix-Matched Teeny Bikini

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Crackhead, tatted up and dirty-legged Amy Winehouse is still scaring the locals in St. Lucia during her vacation there. She has run around naked and showed up very small bikinis while in the Caribbean, and yesterday was no exception. She paired a small yellow triangle top with some ruffled purple very butt-exposing bottoms.

Rumored new beau Blake Wood was no where to be found, but Amy had no problem making a new guy friend, frolicking around in the sand with an unknown man. Maybe he’s her new drug dealer.

In other Amy news, she might be designing clothes for Fred Perry later this year. She allegedly told some hotel guests about the new business venture. What idiot would let this train wreck fashion disaster design for them?! Geesh!

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Amy Winehouse Shows Off HOT Bikini Body

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Trainwreck of the YearAmy Winehouse is still soaking up the sun and disturbing the quiet environment of St Lucia on her Caribbean holidays. Thank God, this time she is actually wearing a tiny bikini, which barely covers anything but it’s still better than running around topless (photos here>>), and really short shorts.

Recently Amy’s former personal assistant, Alex Haines, exposed some of the singer’s most private secrets and habits like doing crack for breakfast, being bulimic and having an uncontrollable sex drive (I heard they call it sex addiction…). These new revelations seemed to have no effect as Amy continues to enjoy the holidays and (I must be high to admit it but…) she is looking good… I mean better!!

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Amy Winehouse Goes Naked & Ends Peace At Caribbean Christmas (NSFW Photos)

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Singer/songwriter Amy Winehouse decided to spend the holidays with some friends in quiet part of a famous resort in St Lucia. The Caribbean island’s peace was shattered when a crazy but somehow healthier Amy went topless, singing and dancing out loud, which left some tourists very uncomfortable.

A witness said: “The mood was suddenly shattered by loud music, then Amy Winehouse appeared with her bits hanging out. She was dancing and slurring along to the music, oblivious to everything.

“The only thing protecting what was left of her modesty was her bikini bottoms — and they weren’t doing a great job. A lot of guests didn’t seem to know whether to laugh or scream at her.”

If I was paying for some peace and quiet at the Caribbeans I would never want Amy anywhere near it…I think those people should ask for a refund or for some extended vacations when the trainwreck leaves the resort. Amy topless and crazy is sure not a good sight… why does she always look so dirty?? Yuck!! Who is her new beach friend?? What about her incarcerated Blake??

Amy Winehouse’s Uncensored Topless Photos At Pink Meat Company>>

Amy Winehouse the LEGO

Amy Winehouse is Now a Lego

LEGO has created and made Amy Winehouse into a Lego person (marker included to black out meth-rotted teeth) according to Backseat Cuddler.  It is the best and easiest way to make sure she lasts forever.  Although the figure looks like Amy before she got hooked on heroin and turned into an exoskeleton.

The company has also released figures of Madonna along with David and Victoria Beckham (see photos).

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Amy Winehouse Rushed to Emergency Room

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Extremely troubled British singer Amy Winehouse was rushed to the E.R. late Monday evening after a suspected drug overdose according to The Daily Mail.

The singer was seen being wheeled out of her north London home just after 8.40pm this evening by paramedics, as her beleaguered father Mitch Winehouse watched.

Paramedics were called by father Mitch after Amy reportedly suffered an episode of ‘fitting’.

Winehouses’s camp is naturally spinning her latest hospital visit in the most positive light.

Her spokesman Chris Goodman said in a statement: ‘Amy Winehouse suffered a reaction to medication at home this evening and was taken to hospital.’

Amy  was taken to the accident and emergency department of UCH where she has been admitted.

Sadly, Amy won’t be with us much longer absent a miracle intervention.  The human body can’t take what she continues to administer to it.  She has already been diagnosed with emphysema and her heavy drug use is wearing out her organs.

Amy Winehouse Suffering Early Stages of Emphysema

Amy Winehouse in Serious Health Danger

British soul singer Amy Winehouse is in the early stages of Emphysema according to her father Mitch Winehouse.  Amy is just 24-years old.  She is best known for her hit song ‘Rehab.’

“With smoking the crack cocaine and the cigarettes her lungs are all gunked up,” Mitch Winehouse tells the Sunday Mirror in the U.K. “There are nodules around the chest and dark marks. She’s got 70 percent lung capacity.”

The troubled 24-year-old singer was rushed to the hospital June 16 after fainting in her London home. Tests so far have ruled out tuberculosis, but her father says his daughter has serious health problems.

Amy has to get help now or else she isn’t going to live a very long or enjoyable life.  We have all made fun of her, but she truly needs people around her that care about her well being and will help her beat her addictions.  Her dad seems to be truly invested in Amy’s well being.

Amy Winehouse Racist Song Video

Amy Winehouse the RacistAll of our days here on earth are numbered but one has to believe that Amy Winehouse is dealing with borrowed time at this point. She has been in and out of rehab and has put more drugs than fluids into her body during the past few years.

Now a video has surfaced of Amy singing a racist version of ‘Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes.’

The video was recorded by her loving husband Blake Fielder-Civil.

Song Transcript and Video Below

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Amy Winehouse Arrested on Drug Charges

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British mess Amy Winehouse was arrested for drug possession by London police after questioning her about several drug offenses.

Winehouse went to a London police station this afternoon at around 1:00 PM for a scheduled meeting and was questioned regarding alleged drug offenses. At the conclusion of the meeting, Amy was arrested.

According to The Sun, Amy was popped over a video they ran of her allegedly smoking crack and snorting cocaine.

Vote: Amy or Britney? Who Goes First

Amy Winehouse Arrested for Assault

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Pop/drunk/rehab/loser/vampire Amy Winehouse was arrested today in London for headbutting a poor dude outside of a London bar. She is likely to be charged with assault.

In the wee hours of April 23, the Grammy-winning “Rehab” singer allegedly headbutted a man outside a London pub. She voluntarily reported to a London police station on Friday to answer questions, and was arrested.

In a race to the bottom who wins? Vote below for Britney Spears or Amy?

Amy Winehouse Celebrates ‘420′

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420 is a special holiday for pot smokers — and Amy Winehouse doesn’t miss a beat, does she? Seriously, this woman is going to self-combust any day now. POOF! GONE!!

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U.S. State Department Denies Amy Winehouse

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The United States State Department has denied Amy Winehouse a visa to enter the U.S. to perform at this year’s Grammy Awards.

After the decision came down, her publicist issued the following statement: “Amy has been progressing well since entering a rehabilitation clinic two weeks ago and although disappointed with the decision has accepted the ruling and will be concentrating on her recovery.”

The State Department went on to say that in order to perform she would need to cross over the Mexico-U.S. border in Arizona in the back of a tomato truck if she so desired to attend the award show.

It sucks for Winehouse because she is nominated for six Grammy’s.

You can watch her smoking crack here.

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Video of Amy Winehouse Smoking Crack

First photos of Amy Winehouse smoking crack appeared yesterday on the net and now the video (seen above) has surfaced.

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Original Goth Chick Maila Nurmi Dies at 85

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Maila ‘Vampira’ Nurmi the original goth chick died Thursday.  She was 85-years-old.  Her seductive ‘Vampira’ character was the first of it’s kind.

Her persona went on to inspire Morticia Adams from The Adams Family and B-List actress/endorser Elvira, who was played by Cassandra Peterson.

Nurmi, who died Thursday at the age of 85, first made an impression in the 1950s when she invented the Vampira character to host a Los Angeles-area horror-movie TV show. Her sexy succubus seemed an apparent inspiration for later horror/camp sirens like Carolyn Jones’ Morticia Addams and especially Cassandra Peterson’s Elvira, though Nurmi filed an unsuccessful $10 million lawsuit against Peterson for allegedly stealing her character.

Nurmi was original and innovative with her dark yet seductive feminine vampire character.

Maila had no clue 55 years ago that she would go on to inspire such model citizens as Amy Winehouse and Marilyn Manson.

Amy Winehouse Gets Six Grammy Nominations

Celeb wreck Amy Winehouse received six Grammy nominations yesterday for her album Back to Black.  2007 has been a year of extreme highs and depressing lows, literally, for Winehouse and husband Blake Fielder-Civil.

“She’s good,” says Ronson, 32, who produced much of Winehouse’s record-of-the-year candidate, Back to Black. “I called her today because the record was something that we went through together … Hopefully she will get into America so we can celebrate.”

(The singer’s October pot bust in Norway could cause her visa difficulties. She’s now appealing the charge.)

It’s always great when you have a song called ‘Rehab’, you’ve been busted for drugs and drunk tirades, and then to have your record producer quoted as saying he can’t wait to get you to America so you can celebrate.

Bad choice of words buddy!

Winehouse is very talented and the nominations she received were some of the more deserving ones that were announced yesterday.

Blake Fielder-Civil to Spend Christmas in Jail

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Blake Fielder-Civil, estranged husband of Amy Winehouse, will spend Christmas in jail after a British judge denied him bail before a January 18th hearing.

Fielder-Civil, 25 – who is charged with conspiracy involving alleged witness tampering in his upcoming assault trial – will spend Christmas in jail awaiting a Jan. 18 hearing. Should his case go to trial, Judge David Robson said he was “penciling in early June.”

As he was led away, Fielder-Civil held his hand to his ear like a telephone and mouthed, “I’ll call you,” through the glass of the defendant’s box. Winehouse waved and blew him two kisses.

Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day: Amy Winehouse

Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day: Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse likes fashion like a fat kid loves grilled chicken and broccoli.  Therefore making Amy our ‘Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day‘.

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