People magazine has the first photos of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt’s in vitro twins, Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline, that were born in France last month. People paid the couple in excess of $12 million dollars for the photos.

Yeah, that’s just for photos of two very small babies. Imagine what People would pay for photos of the couple making love.

The couple has stated they plan to donate the money to charity.

Update: People had said they would have the photos by 7pm EST. As of 7:30pm EST they have still not released them and are obviously playing games with the public to garner more hits to their website. When you pay $12 million plus for silly photos you have to be creative to help recoup those costs.

See the Hello! Magazine Cover of the Twins 

Angelina Jolie might be pregnant and ready to give birth to her 2nd and 3rd children with Brad Pitt, but she still wants everyone to know she is a bit wild and kinky.

Jolie, in France for the pending births, flashed her extremely pregnant stomach from her hospital room in France for the hordes of fans and cameras below waiting for her to give birth.  She was likely proving to the world that she hasn’t given birth and is still as round as Mars.

A new video from the old, dark past of Angelina Jolie has made its way to The Sun’s website.  She is not shown directly doing drugs on the tape but most everyone who has seen it has said she had to be stoned to be saying the things she said on the video.

She said: “I’ve done coke, heroin, ecstasy, LSD, everything. I gave them up long ago.�

Angelina does not take any drugs herself in the video.

But the shocking scenes show just how far she has come to now travel the Third World as a UN ambassador.

Watch the video @ The Sun.

Dustin Hoffman told the Today show this morning that expecting actress Angelina Jolie’s twins are due on August 19th.

First, Jolie’s Kung Fu Panda costar Jack Black spilled the beans and confirmed that Jolie and partner Brad Pitt are expecting twins. Now fellow costar Dustin Hoffman has revealed her due date!

The big day? Today show reporter Natalie Morales revealed on Thursday’s program that Hoffman told her the babies were due Aug. 19.

Angelina doesn’t need a PR person when she has Jack Black announcing that she is expecting twins and famed actor Hoffman the very next day telling the world when they are due.

And oh yeah father-to-be Brad Pitt got a new New Orleans themed tattoo.

FHM magazine has named Megan Fox as the ‘Hottest Woman Alive’. Fox has often been compared to a cheap, knockoff version of Angelina Jolie.  The real Angelina came in at 9th place.

FHM’s Top 20 Hottest Women Alive

1. Megan Fox (photos)
2. Jessica Alba (photos)
3. Keeley Hazell (photos)
4. Elisha Cuthbert (photos)
5. Hayden Panettiere (photos)
6. Scarlett Johansson (photos)
7. Cheryl Cole (photos)
8. Hilary Duff (photos)
9. Angelina Jolie (photos)
10. Keira Knightley (photos)
11. Rihanna (photos)
12. Kate Beckinsale (photos)
13. Jessica Biel (photos)
14. Eva Longoria (photos)
15. Alessandra Ambrosio (photos)
16. Rachel Bilson (photos)
17. Beyonce Knowles (photos)
18. Gemma Atkinson (photos)
19. Jennifer Love Hewitt (photos)
20. Christina Aguilera (photos)

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New photos from Angelina Jolie’s past have surfaced in the Daily Mail of Angelina as a teenage bikini model.  The photos were taken photographer Sean McCall.

Angie’s always had those massive pouty lips.

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OK! magazine is reporting that Angeline Jolie is indeed pregnant with her second biological child with Brad Pitt.  The couple has three adoptive children they are raising together as well.

And now OK! has learned that Angelina is indeed expecting baby no. 2 with boyfriend Brad Pitt and that the actress is over the moon about bringing another child into the world.

“Angie has wanted a second biological baby for some time now,” a friend of the star tells OK!. “And the minute she’s pregnant, she just glows. She’s the type that doesn’t want to scream it to everyone, but she has the quiet, expectant mother glow. Her smile says she’s the luckiest woman in the world.”

Many already had speculated due to her dress selection and overflowing boobs at the SAG Awards that Angie was pregnant.

Read More over at OK!

There is less and less doubt about Angelina Jolie’s latest pregnancy.  Photos taken of Jolie at the SAG Awards show her breasts overflowing out of her sweeping dress that reached the ground.  The dress did a good job hiding her baby bump.

It would be more of a surprise at this point if she is not pregnant.

Brad Pitt you did it again, congrats!

More Photos of Angelina Jolie at SAG Awards

Star magazine is reporting that Angelina Jolie is pregnant again.  This time however she is expecting twins with boyfriend (is that the right term) Brad Pitt.

Angie only discovered that she is eating for three over the past week, a source very close to the Lara Croft star reveals.

The two extra kids will bring the Jolie-Pitt family up to six children, all aged under seven. They have three adopted children and Shiloh, their daughter, who was born in May 2006.

I know if I have six kids with someone they better be more than my girlfriend.  I would need an iron clad contract to make sure she didn’t run off and leave me with my own mini basketball starting five plus 1.

Six kids under seven?  If Brad and Angelina were having sex then I hope it was good because they aren’t going to have one second of free time to even dry dock on the couch during the evening news now.

The new issue of Life & Style magazine reports that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie took a chaufered trip to a London sex shop to stock up on some naughty goodies for their later romp.

A source told London’s Daily Mail that Brad, 43, and Angelina, 32, made a discreet trip to the high-end sex shop Coco de Mer, where the couple spent more than an hour stocking up on bedroom goodies. “It wasn’t as if they were walking around and just bumped into it,� the source said. “They ordered a car to take them directly to the sex shop.� Confirms a store insider, “They were here and they went for everything.� The source says, “After about an hour, they left with a big bag of purchases.�

Among the store’s racy wares? Bondage wrist and ankle cuffs, cupless bras, embroidered blindfolds and studded collars. Says the insider, “You could definitely say it’s a place for the sexually adventurous.�

Sounds like somebody is back in the ‘N.Y. Groove’.

Beowulf Howls Down Top Box Office Spot

Loyal Bumpshack reader Kiki (Keek the Greek) sent in these exclusive photos that her good friend Amy took of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt at the London premiere of the film Beowulf.  Below is a thumbnail (click to enlarge) of Angelina in her tight leather pants right before they split right down the seam of her buttocks.

photos: Amy via Kiki

Yikes and scary just in time for Halloween.  Britney Spears yesterday entered a medical office and left an hour later looking like a deranged Angelina Jolie.  Spears got a collagen injection in her lips that pumped them out larger than those edible candy wax lips they use to sell back in the day.

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Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt might not be married but they sure seem to disagree, bicker and fight like one.  If you believe the cover of the new issue of In Touch magazine then it sounds like Angelina is making life difficult for Brad no matter how hard he tries.

Also in this issue we find out from Britney Spears best friend why Brit doesn’t like to wear panties.

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are on the cover of the current issue of ‘LIFE & STYLE’ magazine that is on newsstands now.  If you can believe magazine covers then Brad Pitt’s friends are locking the eccentric actress out by avoiding her.

Angelina Jolie got so mad at Brad Pitt over POLITICS and who they support for President that she threw a glass of wine in his face.

The magazine will report in this week’s issue that things got so heated that Angie empties that glass in Brad’s face an insider tells the weekly entertainment magazine. “They got into a huge fight about politics,” says an insider close to the Pitt family. (Brad, explains another insider, supports Barack Obama, while Angie’s a John Edwards fan.) “Brad ended up calling her immature. He says the next thing he knew, Angie was cursing at him and throwing a glass of wine in his face.”

Brad, understandably, was speechless. “He was left standing there with wine dripping down his face onto his clothes,? says the insider, “before storming off to wash up and change. He says he was absolutely disgusted by Angelina’s behavior.?

This relationship would already be over if 542,156 kids weren’t involved. Even with so, it’s only a matter of time until Bradgelina implodes.

Angelina Jolie stars in ‘A Mighty Heart’, the Daniel Pearl story, which opens tomorrow in theaters across the country.

Angelina Jolie is being quite the hypocrite while doing press for her new film A Mighty Heart. The film is about slain journalist Daniel Pearl and about freedom of the press. She tried to ban Fox News from the red carpet and the media censorship did not stop there.

But Jolie turns out to be a mighty hypocrite when it comes to her own freedom of the press. Her lawyer required all journalists to sign a contract before talking to her, and Jolie instructed publicists at first to ban FOX News from the red carpet of her premiere.Ironically, Wednesday night’s premiere of the excellent Michael Winterbottom-directed film was meant to support an organization called Reporters Without Borders. Jolie, however, did everything she could to clamp down on the press and control it.

Jolie’s people went on to require reporters to sign a contract before interviewing her. They had to promise to not ask any questions about her relationships and the material from the interview couldn’t be used for anything not related to the actual film.

Reporters were asked to agree to “not ask Ms. Jolie any questions regarding her personal relationships. In the event Interviewer does ask Ms. Jolie any questions regarding her personal relationships, Ms. Jolie will have the right to immediately terminate the interview and leave.”

The agreement also required that “the interview may only be used to promote the Picture. In no event may Interviewer or Media Outlet be entitled to run all or any portion of the interview in connection with any other story. … The interview will not be used in a manner that is disparaging, demeaning, or derogatory to Ms. Jolie.”

If that wasn’t enough, Jolie also requires that if any of these things happen, “the tape of the interview will not be released to Interviewer.” Such a violation, the signatory thus agrees, would “cause Jolie irreparable harm” and make it possible for her to sue the interviewer and seek a restraining order.

I am told that USA Today and the Associated Press were among those that canceled interviews, and eventually Jolie scotched all print interviews when she heard the reaction.

“I wouldn’t sign it,” a reporter for a major outlet said. “Who does she think she is?”

Diva behavior…where is Megan Fox when we need her?

I have my own opinion but you decide for yourself. Is Megan Fox, who stars in this summer’s blockbuster Transformers, hotter than Angelina Jolie? We can tally votes in the comments if anyone wants to partake.

Need more evidence? Then check out this post of Megan for more photos of her sex appeal.

A look at the crazy ink that Megan has put on her perfect body.

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