Does anyone really care about the glamor wedding shots of Ashlee Simpson and her new husband Pete Wentz?
The two married in a semi-private ceremony last weekend in Encino. The ceremony was officiated by Joe Simpson.
If you truly do care and want to see then you can check out the photos over at People.com. Any penny People paid for the exclusive photos was a penny wasted.
Not the real photo (but will it be far off?)
Manufactured pop star Ashlee Simpson married Pete ‘Emo’ Wentz on Saturday night at her parents home in Encino, California. Invited guests had been asked to wear dark colors to the wedding.
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz have told their guests “to dress in dark colors” to their nuptials on Saturday, a pal of the couple revealed to Usmagazine.com.
“[Guests] have been asked to wear cocktail attire, but to not be overdressed,” added the pal.
On Thursday, crews erected a massive white tent with bright red curtains in the backyard of Simpson’s parents’ Encino, California home.
I can’t wait to see these wedding photos to see what these two clowns wore. If Simpson wore a black dress or something non-traditional I will get a good laugh.
UPDATE: It appears Mrs. Simpson opted for a lovely ivory dress in a wedding that even included Pete’s dog as ring bearer. Papa Simpson (the orchestrator) even officiated the affair.
Simpson, 23, wore an ivory lace wedding gown by Monique Lhuillier accessorized with a diamond necklace and earrings by Neil Lane as she and Wentz, 28, exchanged vows in front of 150 guests at her parents’ Los Angeles area home.
Dad Joe Simpson performed the non-denominational ceremony, while sister Jessica served as maid of honor. Wentz’s English bulldog, Hemingway, was the ring-bearer. Guests included Jessica’s boyfriend, Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo, Nicole Richie and Joel Madden, as well as actor Donald Faison with girlfriend CaCee Cobb.
No word if Ashlee had LIVE music at the reception (or used a backing track).
Lip synch extraordinaire Ashlee Simpson is pregnant with fiance Pete Wentz’s baby according to US magazine.
“We are thrilled to confirm their engagement and congratulate this happy couple,” a spokesperson for the couple told Us. “Beyond that there is nothing to say.”
And to think we all thought she was holding out for marriage to give it up to Pete. Ashlee, Pete and Re-Pete coming soon to a magazine cover near you.
Ashlee and Pete announced their engagement just last week. Can we all say shotgun wedding?
Emo boy star Pete Wentz and lip-syncher Ashlee Simpson are engaged after a couple of years of plastic surgery and dating.
Yes, we are thrilled to share that we are happily engaged. Thank you for all of your support and well wishes – it means the world to us. We consider this to be a very private matter, and we wanted to be the first to tell you and to hear it straight from us.”
Congrats to the new ‘Newlyweds’. Papa Joe Simpson is very likely already negotiating Ashlee and Pete’s own version of ‘Newlyweds’.
Ashlee Simpson has a new tattoo. The ink is of a rather large red rose with green leaves on her left forearm.
What do you think of Ashlee’s latest ink?
photo: TMZ
The Salvador Dali inspired video for “Outta My Head (Ay Ya Ya)� is Ashlee’s most interesting and artistic video to date. The video begins with a restless Ashlee in her psychiatrist’s office, but then her imagination takes the wheel. She does everything in the video from floating on a giant Rubik’s cube to transforming into a glam robot.
If you like the video you can vote for it to be on MTV’s TRL (click).
Nick Carter thinks that Ashlee Simpson is more plastic than Malibu Barbie. Nick use to date the younger Simpson before her multiple facial surgeries.
Nick Carter was on the “Johnjay and Rich” show in Phoenix today — and he did not have kind words for Jess’ little sis, saying, “She looks plastic as hell … she went to the factory and got a whole new face.”
Ouch Nicky! I guess you found a way to get in the news again. Unfortunately for Ashlee she got thrown under the bus without regard for human life or dignity.
Jessica Simpson or Ashlee Simpson? Which Simpson has the better ‘O’ face? I doubt either is a gymnast in bed but if I had to take one to the proverbial island it would have to be the lesser plastic sister known as Jessica.
Jessica Simpson
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Ashlee Simpson
Who would you guess to be at the top of Maxim’s Hot 100 List? I would put Lindsay Lohan on the list but nowhere near the top. However, Lohan garners the top spot ahead of the likes of Scarlett Johansson (#3), Jessica Alba (#2), Jessica Biel (#5) and Christina Aguilera (#4) among others.
Ashlee Simpson came in at #16 while big sis Jessica Simpson ranked #41. (Whodathunkit? Ashley is now hotter than Jessica). Ashley Olsen placed 34th, however twin sister Mary-Kate didn’t make the list. (C’mon, they’re twins LOL).
For you Grey’s Anatomy fans Katherine Heigl was ranked #14. Finally a list without Beyonce (#13) in the top 10. Where was Rosie?
I have to say who is this classy blonde in the new issue of Harper’s Bazaar? Well it is no other than the surgically created version of Ashlee Simpson.
If only she was so put together all of the time. Do you think celebs ever miss their old face or image? Has Ashlee or sister Jessica Simpson had more plastic surgery done?
Rocker Pete Wentz and syncher Ashlee Simpson are the first celebs to win our Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day title as a couple/duet. I think the photo is pretty self explanatory.
photo: People
It looks as if Ashlee and Jessica Simpson broke into their mother’s makeup drawer and put on her lipstick so they could play house together.
photo: People
Ashlee Simpson has gone from wanna-be goth rocker to multiple-plastic surgery karaoke singer in the past year.
The one thing she has left to do is hire a trainer to kick her into shape. I am sure Papa Joe will instead hire a plastic surgeon to take care of it quickly for her.
Ashlee from head-to-toe, inside and out, has to be the most manufactured pop star ever.
Compare Simpson with:
Teri Hatcher Winter Bikini Time
Penelope Cruze Winter Bikini Time
Jessica Alba Winter Bikini Time
Lindsay Lohan Winter Bikini Time II
Lindsay Lohan Winter Bikini Time
photo: People
Reverend Bob Harrington is slamming the entire Simpson clan including papa Joe for using sex to sell their music. Rev. Harrington even had this very harsh words for Jessica and Ashlee Simpson.
“[Jessica and Ashlee] will reap the dismal crops they are sowing. Their breasts will sag and their faces will wither and they will be left with nothing but a hollow shell.”
Papa Joe Simpson use to be a Baptist preacher or youth minister. It depends on where you get the story from.
“Their father has replaced his faith in the Lord with the love of money, which is the root of all evil. He has replaced holiness with horniness.
It does appear that the Simpson’s have lost a core group of their fans due to Joe’s antics and the girls decisions.
Although Jess has laughed off his extreme comments, sources say the singers have lost many of their Christian fans in the US because of Jess’s divorce and Ashlee’s recent sexy makeover.
“Marketing Jessica as a sex kitten was all Joe’s idea and it’s backfired,” notes an insider. “And Ashlee is going down the same road. Joe’s marketing plan was simple — sex sells.
“But it looks like they’ve lost a lucrative segment of their record buyers along the way.”
This is pretty funny. I have to admit I have had some of the same feelings and thoughts about Joe myself. He is slowly running Jessica’s career into the ground. Ashlee would have no career if it weren’t for Jessica so it’s hard to ruin something that was basically free.
