Vice President Joe Biden is more known for his gaffes than anything he’s done politically.

“I promise you. The President has a big stick.”  - Joe Biden.

Hopefully, ole’ Joe was not talking about the President’s wanker, that would just lead to more stereoytpes, and instead was talking about Obama’s ability to wield power.

President Barack Obama proved he is one very cool guy with a great sense of humor as he joined Jimmy Fallon and the Roots to slow jam the news during a Late Night special on Tuesday night (April 24)- watch video below.

President Obama Still Thinks Kanye West is a ‘Jackass’

“I’m President Barack Obama and I, too, want to slow jam the news. Oh, yeah!”

Added Jimmy: “Awww yeah, you should listen to The President, or as I like to call him, The Preezy of the United Steezy.”

Oh. Em. Gee. Hilarious. The duo slow jammed the news, touching very delicate subjects like the cost of education mixed with some pop culture references. Jimmy Fallon is a genius! This special Late Night With Jimmy Fallon (aka Holy Crap Edition) was filmed at the University of North Carolina.

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President Barack Obama is back on the campaign trail and is making his first late night stop on Jimmy Fallon‘s Late Night with Jimmy Fallon Tuesday.

President Obama Still Thinks Kanye West is a ‘Jackass’

The episode will be filmed at the University of North Carolina rather than Fallon’s NYC studio. Dave Matthews will serve as the musical guest.

Friday, Fallon Tweeted: “The President of the United States!?!?! Barack Obama see you Tuesday!!!”

Obama and Dave Matthews? Sign me up!

The United States Secret Service is in a mound of trouble in the wake of the prostitute/callgirl scandal that several of it’s agents were banging and partying it up with down in Cartagena, Columbia.

The scandal broke when one of the agents tried to pay the escort $28 instead of the $800 they had agreed on before the ‘date’ had commenced. Said ‘prostitute’ was pissed, wanted her paper, and made it public.

We now have photos of one of the hookers that was helping take care of the men who are employed to take care of our President’s safety and well being. Her name is ‘Dania’ Suarez and she is sixty-nine shades of smoking hot.  She is the greatest thing to happen to the Columbian tourism agency since the nose candy factories started flourishing several decades ago.

Word leaked earlier this week that several members of the Secret Service, men with the job of protecting President Barack Obama, were steady dipping with local Columbian hotcakes.  The callgirls were left privy to details about the President’s forthcoming trip to the country that were left in the men’s rooms that the women were using in the course of their employment.

If Bill Clinton was still President these SS agents would simply be commended for doing their due diligence in testing out every crook and cranny the President might find himself in.

Several heads from the scandal have started to roll and more will fall before the guillotine is done.

More Photos of Columbian Escort Dania Suarez

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President Barack Obama in a lengthy article in The Atlantic by David Samuels on Kanye West states that he’d go with Jay-Z over Kanye.

When Kanye interrupted Taylor Swift during an acceptance speech during the 2009 MTV Music Awards the President, in an interview with CNBC stated:

“The young lady seems like a perfectly nice person. She’s getting her award. What’s he doing up there? He’s a jackass.”

In The Atlantic piece about Kanye, the President had some kind words to say about West. Obama states that Kanye is “very talented” and “smart.”

However, he went on to reiterate to Samuels in the magazine:

“He is a jackass,” Obama says, in his likable and perfectly balanced modern-professorial voice. “But he’s talented.” The president gives a wink, poses for a few more pictures, and then glides away to meet with the rich Manhattan lawyers in the other room, leaving behind a verdict that he intended to be funny, and also entirely deliberate: even before an audience of one, the leader of the free world is still not letting Kanye West off the hook.

The intense and detailed article in The Atlantic titled ‘American Mozart’ is worth the read. You can view it on their site by clicking HERE.

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President Obama hasn’t been much of a social media maven since he won the 2008 elections. But he recent went back to old habit to push his debt ceiling agenda. Here are a few of his highlights of what he said.

President Obama Is Called A “Dick” On Live TV

Thanks for contacting your legislators, and for sticking with us amid our tweeting today. We’re done now, we swear.
But keep contacting your legislators til we have a deal. You can find your member of Congress on Twitter here: http://t.co/fDRx5LF

President Obama Visits With Royals

Ouch, hard words from the president of the land of the free. I wonder how this will affect his term or his agenda? Do you think he should use social media for other reasons besides for running or asking for help to raise the debt ceiling? I personally would love to see some normal tweets from him.
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Time magazine senior political analyst Mark Halperin, editor-at-large, in a live television interview this morning on MSNBC’s ‘Morning Joe’ called President Obama ‘a dick’ for the way ‘he was posturing’ during his press conference

Time has suspended Halperin indefinitely in response for his opinion on an opinion-talk television show. Halperin has already apologized for the ‘gaffe.’

“Joking aside, this is an absolute apology. I shouldn’t have said it. I apologize to the president and the viewers who heard me say that,” Halperin said.

Later in the show, Halperin again apologized, saying, “I can’t explain why I did it. It’s inappropriate, disrespectful. I’ve already apologized, and I will again to the President. I’m sorry, I’m sorry to the viewers…It is disrespectful, what I said was disrespectful to the president and the office but it also lowers our discourse.”

He also tweeted to his followers, “I want to offer a heartfelt and profound apology to the President and the viewers of Morning Joe. My remark was not funny. I deeply regret it.”

‘Morning Joe’ co-host Joe Scarborough also apologized for the comment and for the network not bleeping it on the 7-second delay.

Halperin had asked Scarborough and co-host Mika Brzezinski before he called the President ‘a dick’ if they had the 7-second delay. Both hosts said ‘yeah’ and encouraged Halperin to bring it on.

Was his statement true? Yes, perhaps! Was it disrespectful and should not have been said? Without a doubt, YES!

In an interview for The Today Show with Ann Curry, President Barack Obama addressed the “Weinergate” scandal and said Anthony Weiner should resign over the embarrassment he caused himself and his family, claiming his personal issues will not let him do a good job as a congressman.

Anthony Weiner Caught Sexting At Congressional Gym (PHOTOS)

Obama said, “I can tell you that if it were me, I’d resign.”

Huma Abedin is Rep. Anthony Weiner’s Wife (PHOTOS)

“Well, obviously what he did was highly inappropriate. I think he’s embarrassed himself, he’s acknowledged that, he’s embarrassed his wife and his family.”

“And when you get to the point where, because of various personal distractions, you can’t serve as effectively as you need to — at the time when people are worrying about jobs and their mortgages and paying the bills — then you should probably step back.”

Ginger Lee PHOTOS: Anthony Weiner Offers PR Help To Porn Star

Obama was pretty clear – he wants Weiner to resign! Congressman Weiner is currently on a leave of absence after Democratic leaders asked for his resignation. Will Weiner do what President Obama thinks is the best for himself and the country?

Barack Obama & Michelle Obama made a recent visit with the royal family, including the newlyweds Prince William and Kate Middleton. This surprised many since the Obamas were snubbed by the royal family for the wedding, which is extremely rare for that to happen. However, it should also be noted that even some of Britons own were snubbed.

I wonder how well the visit went? I wonder if they felt welcomed by the royal family? I know the last time they visited it did not go so well. I hope that they can say that this one went much better for everybody. I think it would not be a good memory for the Obamas to be known as the unlucky visitors in England.

What do you think about their visit with the royal family? What would you do if you were to meet the Queen and her family? I think that everybody who does meet her, needs to study the protocols on how to act around her.

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President Barack Obama is in Ireland this week, visiting the hometown of his great-great-great grandfather and trying to fix the U.S. deficit by bringing home the pot o’ gold from the end of the rainbow.

Although the president has hit a few roadblocks during his stay, he has made sure that he and wife, Michelle, save plenty of time to drink up the local culture.  While in the town of Moneygall, the president and first lady stopped into a local pub to enjoy a pint of Guineness with a few locals.  According to TMZ, after a brief toast, Obama paid his bill in cash and told the bartender, ”I just want you to know that the President pays his bar tab … that’s how we do things.”

An Irish government worker, who watched the live TV coverage of Obama’s visit to the Emerald Isle, said,

The president actually killed his pint! He gets my vote…He’s the first president I’ve actually seen drink the black stuff like he’s not ashamed of something.

With the President’s approval rating rising to only around 60% after the death of Osama Bin Ladin, it looks like Obama is looking to snag that last 40% by appealing to the country’s most under-represented voters – the drunk.

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Reuters has released death scene photos from the compound in Abbottabad, Pakistan that terrorist mastermind Osama Bin Laden was killed at on Sunday.  The photos were taken by a Pakistani security official who sold them to Reuters and wants to remain anonymous.

The photos, taken by a Pakistani security official who entered the compound after the early morning raid on Monday, show two men dressed in traditional Pakistani garb and one in a t-shirt, with blood streaming from their ears, noses and mouths.

The official, who wished to remain anonymous, sold the pictures to Reuters.

(WARNING GRAPHIC:) View the Photos HERE that Reuters Purchased

Based on the time-stamps on the pictures, the earliest one was dated May 2, 2:30 a.m., approximately an hour after the completion of the raid in which bin Laden was killed.

Other photos, taken hours later at between 5:21 a.m. and 6:43 a.m. show the outside of the trash-strewn compound and the wreckage of the helicopter the United States abandoned. The tail assembly is unusual, and could indicate some kind of previously unknown stealth capability.

The White House had just moments earlier announced that they would not be releasing death photos of Bin Laden.  Leon Panetta and others had stated before that they strongly believed the White House and President Obama would release death images of Bin Laden to prove his death.

Note: The Reuters link, story, and photos were off the Reuters site and deleted within 30 minutes of being posted by them. Something is going on or they got a message from a person very high up to pull them.

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President Obama called an urgent 10:30pm Sunday night news conference tonight to tell the United States and the world that terrorist Osama Bin Laden is dead!

Repeat, Osama Bin Laden is dead!

This on the heels of the 10th anniversary this fall of the deadly September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks, orchestrated by Bin Laden, that killed thousands of Americans and citizens of the world in the World Trade Center Twin Towers.

Usama Bin Laden death was reported by multiple news outlets (Fox News, CNN) reported in advance of the President’s speech.

U.S. troops captured Bin Laden’s body after an exchange of fire.

Fox News is reporting that a U.S. bomb killed him last week and that his remains have confirmed via DNA testing that it was in fact Bin Laden.

President Obama confirmed that Bin Laden was killed outside of Abbottabad (Pakistan). The U.S. worked in cooperation with Pakistan to secure Bin Laden’s death.

A special thank you to the U.S. Armed Forces for their hard work every day since 9/11 and on the capture of OBL.

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