Former White House intern Monica Lewinsky is set to write a tell-all book about her affair with President Bill Clinton.

The 39-year-old will earn $12 million to pen the deepest darkest secrets of the affair that took place 14 years ago, including love letters she shared with the former President, 66. ”In them, she opened her heart about her love for Bill and how much happier she could make him,” an insider told reporters. “Some of what she wrote was so raw that she never sent them.”

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Her book will also reportedly reveal shocking details about Clinton’s marriage with Hillary Clinton, including that he called her a “cold fish” and complained about their “non-existent sex life.”

Since the scandal broke, Lewinsky has worked as a news correspondent and handbag designer. This seems like an appropriate move, eh?

I have no shame. You know I’m reading this. And I know you will too.

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Dear Hillary Clinton… you gotta control your man, gurl! Take note of the happy look plastered on former President Of The United States Bill Clinton’s face as he poses for photographs surrounded by porn stars.

Yes! Lucky Bill can cross another sexual fantasy off his list. There’s only one thing better than being surrounded by porn stars, and that is having sex in the Oval Office. Ask Bill.

Bill met the famous porn stars, Tasha Reign (left) and Brooklyn Lee (right), at a celebrity event called “Nights In Monaco,” which was also attended by actors Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson, at a casino in Monte Carlo, Monaco on Wednesday night (May 23).

[image: Brooklyn Lee/Twitter]

The United States Secret Service is in a mound of trouble in the wake of the prostitute/callgirl scandal that several of it’s agents were banging and partying it up with down in Cartagena, Columbia.

The scandal broke when one of the agents tried to pay the escort $28 instead of the $800 they had agreed on before the ‘date’ had commenced. Said ‘prostitute’ was pissed, wanted her paper, and made it public.

We now have photos of one of the hookers that was helping take care of the men who are employed to take care of our President’s safety and well being. Her name is ‘Dania’ Suarez and she is sixty-nine shades of smoking hot.  She is the greatest thing to happen to the Columbian tourism agency since the nose candy factories started flourishing several decades ago.

Word leaked earlier this week that several members of the Secret Service, men with the job of protecting President Barack Obama, were steady dipping with local Columbian hotcakes.  The callgirls were left privy to details about the President’s forthcoming trip to the country that were left in the men’s rooms that the women were using in the course of their employment.

If Bill Clinton was still President these SS agents would simply be commended for doing their due diligence in testing out every crook and cranny the President might find himself in.

Several heads from the scandal have started to roll and more will fall before the guillotine is done.

More Photos of Columbian Escort Dania Suarez

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