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Hollywood March Madness: Nicole v. Paris, Jacko v. Greasy Bear

Be sure to check out the original post about Bumpshack’s Hollywood March Madness. The competition was a bit better on day two of our tournament. Check out the results at the bottom of this post. Be sure to vote in today’s match-ups to see who will advance to round two. Here are the results of who moves on to the next round of our tournament to determine who is Hollywood’s Craziest Celebrity.

Today you will be voting to decide the crazier of the two between Paris Hilton v. Nicole Richie in our women’s match. In our men’s game it will be Brandon Davis v. Michael Jackson.

HMMT: Nicole v. ParisIn what could be the most competitive game to date in the tournament Paris Hilton (5) will battle Nicole Richie (4) in a contest between the former best friends to decide who is screwier in the head. Some say Hilton is the reason Britney Spears went off the deep end. Nicole Richie has been in and out of rehab and her ramblings often bring her mental stability into question. Vote and decide which Simple Life star is the Madder of the two:


  

HMMT: Davis v. JacksonIn one of the weirder first round match-ups Michael ‘Wacko Jacko’ Jackson (4) faces Brandon ‘Greasy Bear’ Davis (5). Jackson continues to toy around with children from around the world. He holes himself up in hotel rooms across the world and still has managed to bankrupt himself. Davis has had several stints in rehab. His craziest moment led to Lindsay Lohan’s ‘Firecrotch’ nickname. Wacko or Greasy? Vote for who advances:


  

Here are the results from day two of the first round of Hollywood March Madness:

In the ladies game celebrity newcomer and American Idol reject Antonella Barba battled against gossip queen Lindsay Lohan. Barba took an early lead on day one of voting but Lohan came back and cruised to the big win over Antonella:

(43 votes 69%) Lindsay Lohan (2) Winner
(19 votes 31%) Antonella Barba (7)

In our first men’s game we had the couch jumping Tom Cruise against Rosie basher Donald Trump. Trump as the 8th seed made a quick exit to the ultra quirky Cruise. Here is how the final score ended up between the two:

(35 votes 67%) Rosie O’Donnell (2) Winner
(17 votes 33%) Michael Richards (7)

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Bumpshack’s Hollywood March Madness Tournament

The NCAA men’s basketball tournament starts this week. But here at the Bumpshack we are having our own tourney version called Hollywood March Madness. In our tournament we will will pit Hollywood stars head-to-head to see who is Hollywood’s Maddest Celebrity. Sixteen Hollywood stars have been seeded. One half of the bracket is comprised of the women and the men fill out the bracket on the converse side. The #1 seeds are Britney Spears and Tom Cruise. The winners will be decided by your voting.

Today the #1 and #8 seeds will battle on each side of the bracket. That means you will be deciding the winners between Britney Spears and Madonna as well as between Tom Cruise and Donald Trump.

Hollywood March Madness Britney v. MadonnaThe first round and first matchup of the tournament will be between troubled pop star Britney Spears and her kissing buddy Madonna. Britney’s troubles have been well documented during the past month. Madonna has always been on the lunatic ledge, pushing limits to the max. Today you never know what will escape Madge’s lips. Can Madonna, the 8th seed, upset Bald Britney?

 


 

Hollywood March Madness Bracket Tom v. DonaldNumber eight seed Donald Trump will play host to number one seed Tom Cruise at Trump Towers. Alien Tom put forth his best acting job ever by marrying Katie Holmes last year. His couch jumping and alien worship helped him earn the male #1 seed. The Donald has a continuing nasty feud with Rosie O’Donnell. That seemed to start after he gave Miss USA Tara Conner a second chance. You will decide if Trump will upset Tommy Boy.

 


 

Brandon Davis the Greasy Bear

Photo: Sloth Brandon Davis

The nastiest celeb on the face of the planet has to be Brandon Davis of Paris-Lindsay fame. The oil heir might have money but he doesn’t have style or hygeine habits of any kind.

Davis is pictured here and spent New Years in Hawaii.

photo: People 

Brandon Davis is having ca$h problems

Photo: Brandon DavisBrandon Davis, famous for having money and calling Lindsay Lohan a ‘firecrotch’, seems to be having serious cash problems.

Though he made fun of Lindsay “Firecrotch” Lohan, scoffing that she “only” had $7 million, the grandson of supposed billionaire Marvin Davis bounced a $10,000 check he gave to “Girls Gone Wild” creator Joe Francis, and he’s also said to owe record producer Scott Storch and The Palm casino owner George Maloof.

Other clues the Davis clan isn’t as liquid as was believed: Brandon’s aunt, Patty Davis Raynes, is suing the family for more inheritance; his grandmother, Barbara, sold the family’s estate in Beverly Hills for close to $42 million; and sources say Nancy Davis (Brandon’s mom) is quietly selling her Bel Air home for around $15 million.

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It has been a great week here at the Bumpshack thanks to The 10 Most Hated Celebs in Hollywood post. Here is how the week progressed in the media.

  1. Most Hated Celebs makes the Swedish tabloid Aftonbladet/KLICK.
  2. Most Hated Celebs finds it way to the Australian paper The Age.
  3. Most Hated Celebs is featured and profiled on TMZ.com.
  4. Most Hated Celebs is found on the foreign website Origo.
  5. Most Hated Celebs featured and my interview on MSNBC LIVE.

Special thanks to Monica from Miz Monica Monroe Movie Reviews for the screen shots and placing the MSNBC video on YouTube.com.

Special thanks to fellow bloggers: Allie is Wired, Celebrity Smack, PopBytes, Nosy Snoop, Hot Momma Drama, Gone Hollywood, and the Pink Meat Company who worked with me to make the list a huge success.

The 10 Most Hated Celebs in Hollywood

Here is a list of the 10 Most Hated Celebrities in Hollywood as determined by a select group of entertainment gossip bloggers from around the blogosphere.

  1. Paris Hilton- “Hollywood’s most famous slut and quite possibly the most famous slut of all-time. Paris continues to baffle not only us but herself as well. The only true debate that lingers is if more people have stayed at Hilton Hotels or in her own bed. Hilton is a rare person who is actually safer drunk than the rest of us are sober. Here are some of the things Paris is known for: sex video, pantyless crotch shots, over-sexed commercials, hacking Lohan’s sidekick, stealing her own sex tape from a convenience store, infecting half of Hollywood, DUI arrest, and hooking up with some of the biggest losers.�- Bumpshack.com
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  3. Lindsay Lohan- “If Lindsay wasn’t famous she would have been arrested for public indecency months ago. The non-stop party girl is drinking/smoking/snorting her career into the ground. All of her co-stars agree that burning the candle at both ends will be the fall of her. At this point, there’s really no difference between Lindsay, Paris, and one of those ‘blow up sex dolls’. Hopefully, Linds will stop the partying and focus on her career because she is truly talented. She can sing and act very well, but we usually know in the end what usually happens with child stars.â€?- AllieIsWired.com
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  5. Tom Cruise- “Another given. I must say though, I never have liked Tommy boy or thought his looks were anything spectacular. Even when I was in junior high and Top Gun was out, all the girls had pictures of him from Tiger Beat in their lockers. I preferred Val Kilmer. Tom’s recent know-it-all attitude and control-freak tendencies have only made me dislike him more. He needs to stop hopping on couches and instead visit one for some much needed psychotherapy. It does seem that since Paramount terminated him that he has tried to appologize to Brooke Shields and with Katie’s parents. He also released photos of silent-birth Suri as well in the past two weeks.â€?- Celebrity Smack
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  7. Kevin Federline- “It is easy to diss K-Fed, but someone has to eventually give this guy some credit. Kevin was never going to go to Harvard, but he was smart enough to marry one of the richest and sexiest (at the time) women in the world. He has the Midas touch where everything he touches turns to cheetos. Kevin is no different than your average Cali thug, but he is hated for ruining Britney Spears and her career, no matter how polished and over-produced it was.�- Bumpshack.com
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  9. Brandon Davis-“This guy is much like Hooker Hilton and actually is her #1 sidekick. I don’t get why this guy thinks he is all that. He is a dopey looking dough boy with too much money for his own good. He must also be quite insecure if he must resort to publicly degrading people like a second grade bully would tease on a school bus. Davis did give Lohan a nickname that she will never outlive. ‘Firecrotch’ is classic and fits her too well. Lohan must have some class because I am sure she could fire back at Davis even further below the belt.â€?- Celebrity Smack
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  11. Britney Spears- “The one celebrity we all love to hate. She spends entirely too much time defending her gangsta husband K-Fed and setting herself up for publicity nightmares, then claims the media haunts her. At any point in your life, have you ever thought Britney Spears… wasn’t insane? However, the more children she pops out the less people hate her because her babies are so cute and adorable.â€?- AllieIsWired.com
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  13. Star Jones- “I think Star(zilla) Jones got herself caught in the midst of dislike-hood by making a LOT of foolish choices and dumb moves…all her promotional grubbing…the wedding fiasco to gay Al…not admitting to how she lost weight…and finally running in the other direction from Rosie O’Donnell while burning the bridge laid out for her by Barbara Walters. Plus in the end she has no talent! I wonder when & where she’ll pop up next…if at all! Who in their right mind would want to deal with her?â€?- PopBytes.com
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  15. Jessica Simpson- “This woman starves for attention. Jessica goes everywhere with her stupid hairdresser. She then boasts to major magazines about her relationship with John Mayer only to have him come out and decry it as being untrue. Considering her rock hard understanding of canned tuna, it’s pretty clear Jessica has never shopped for groceries in her entire life. Most women usually get one shot with a really good guy in their lifetime. Jessica blew it with Nick and now is finding out that men in Hollywood only want in her Daisy Dukes but not her heart.â€?- Gone Hollywood
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  17. Tara Reid- “She is famous for being drunk 24-7 and being paid to party all over the world. She makes headlines now for her saggy boobs and botched tummy tuck instead of her mediocre acting abilities. She has become so hated even within Hollywood that she is unable to get into all of the A-list clubs like she use to be able to. Lohan can drink and party all she likes, because she continues to at least act in decent films. Taradise might have been the begining of the end of a once promising career.�- Hot Momma Drama
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  19. Michael Jackson- “Need I say more�- Nosy Snoop

Did you make the list? Want to make a case why you shouldn’t be on the list? I am more than fair and will offer equal space and time to anyone on the list who would like to defend him or herself.

Email me: Bumpshack@gmail.com so we can set it up.

Contributors: Bumpshack, Allie is Wired, Celebrity Smack, PopBytes, Nosy Snoop, Hot Momma Drama, Gone Hollywood, Pink Meat Company