Jessica Simpson is back on top of the charts.  Instead of her latest album being a bust, her bust has instead put her at #1 on the list of the ‘Best Celebrity Boobs’ list.  Papa Joe Simpson was so ecstatic at his lil’ girls latest accomplishment that he couldn’t be reached for comment.

Best Celebrity Boobs List

1. Jessica Simpson

2. Tyra Banks

3. Scarlett Johansson

4. Carmen Electra

5. Lindsay Lohan

6. Katherine Heigl

View #’s 7-10

This list is extremely debatable.  I have never noticed about 70% of this list.  Jessica probably deserves the #1 spot.  A bit surprising Pamela Anderson is not on the list, but perhaps she was not eligible after her 5th boob job.

Carmen Electra, known world wide for well…being a sex symbol, is releasing her own line of portable stripper poles.

“I am so excited to have a new pole coming out, a portable stripper pole. The great thing about my portable pole is you can put it in your own living room or you can do the workout in your bedroom,” she said. “No one has to see you do it. It’s up to you — you can perform for your husband or boyfriend, or do it more as a workout and focus on that.”

The portable stripper pole is the perfect addition to any trailer home or RV camp site.  Now if they really wanted to make some money they would sell game-used(worn) Carmen poles.

Electra married Korn guitarist Rob Patterson last month.

First it was Dennis Rodman, then Dave Navarro, and now former Korn guitarist Rob Patterson will marry actress Carmen Electra according to PEOPLE magazine.

“He told friends three days ago that he got engaged,” adds a source. “The ring is a black diamond set in white diamonds.”

Patterson, 37, who is the former touring guitarist for Korn, popped the question over the weekend while he and Electra were in Las Vegas to celebrate her 36th birthday, says the source. The couple have been dating less than a year.

Anyone giving odds on the length of this marriage for Carmen?

Carmen Electra celebrated her 36th birthday a day early, at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas with her boyfriend, Korn guitarist Rob Patterson.

This wasn’t the first celebration, and given her actual birthday is tomorrow, you can expect another party at that time.

source: [gossip girls]

Carmen Electra is single after a nasty divorce from vampire Dave Navarro and she has got her sexy grove back. Here she blows communism away in this Russian edition of FHM magazine.

Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra are going through one weird divorce. Since they separated both have had flings with the same sex.

Gorgeous Carmen has been dating legendary rocker Joan Jett, while musician Dave has admitted to hooking up with men who are former members of his band - and then recently posed tongue-to-tongue with bad boy Tommy Lee.

On Nov. 7, Carmen, 34, was spotted “heavily making out” with the 48-year-old “I Love Rock ‘n’ Roll” singer Joan while backstage at The Music Box theater in Hollywood.

• Ashlee Simpson steals Taye Diggs- Allie is Wired
• Lindsay Lohan reportedly overdoses- Celebrity Smack!
• Britney Spears turned down for threesome- Celebslam
• Victoria Beckham is an attention whore- cityrag
• Tenacious D leaked tune- Earvolution
• Nicole Richie is still skinny- Fatback and Collards
• Heidi Klum and Seal have a baby boy- Miz Monica
• Jessica Simpson spreading wide for Cowboys QB Romo- Ninja Dude
• Rosie O’Donnell outs Clay Aiken- Nosy Snoop
• Nelly Fertado as the AMA’s- Popbytes
• Carmen Electra and Dave Navarro are still friends- Socialite’s Life
• Katherine McPhee can sing plus is HOT- Yeeeah!

• Kevin Federline and his hearty shoes- Allie is Wired
• Jennifer Tilly gets spooked- Celeb Slam
• Kurt Cobain tops dead celebrities list- Earvolution
• Sara Evans won’t be on the market long- Fatback and Collards
• Madonna defends her kidnapping adoption- Gone Hollywood
• Lance Bass and boyfriend receive death threats- Miz Monica
• Billy Bob Thornton, wife and kid go pumpkining- Nosy Snoop
• Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh do ‘Wild Things’- Pink Meat Company
• Carmen Electra pimping her Mastercard- PopBytes

• Ashlee Simpson’s new hairdo- Allie is Wired
• Lindsay Lohan must be an exhibitionist- Celebrity Smack!
• Bump’s College Football Top 5- Bumpshack
• David Gest is still going after Liza Minnelli’s money- PopBytes
• Jessica Simpson is one sexy Employee of the Month- Pink Meat Co.
• Wow, Ben Affleck won an acting award- Nosy Snoop
• Carmen Electra makes Don King’s hair look tame- SOW
• Paris Hilton denies romantic link to Travis Barker- The Bosh

Porn star beauty Jenna Jameson is being told by her insurance company that she can not participate in the 2007 version of the Lingerie Bowl.

The insurance company is banning her from the game due to safety reasons. I would assume the for the safety of millions of drunk men watching the game.

Jameson’s insurance company reportedly fears the adult film star will be injured in Super Bowl XLI’s half-time special, which features ladies in lingerie playing football. Worried about the protecting star’s assets, the insurance company allegedly refused to insure Jameson for her quarterback debut.

But football crazed men will not have to go without Jameson totally.

Have no fear - you will still get to see this beauty in her sexy underwear. The XXX-rated actress will be the game’s color commentator– all in alluring lingerie.

Jenna is dating Dave Navarro who is separated from wife Carmen Electra. Jameson recently separated from her husband as well.

UPDATE: Don’t Forget to Watch Lingerie Bowl IV. Sexy Photos and Game Details.

 

 

Actress Carmen Electra and rocker husband Dave Navarro are separating after less than three years of marriage according to People magazine. Death must have arrived because these two are parting.

Their wedding was documented in the 2003 MTV reality series ‘Til Death Do us Part: Carmen and Dave.’

Electra and Navarro are “amicably separating,� says rep Jill Fritzo.

Although rumors of trouble had circulated for months, the couple always insisted they were fine. Navarro, who has played guitar for Jane’s Addiction and the Red Hot Chili Peppers, even turned out to support Electra at the New York City premiere of Scary Movie 4 on April 10.

This was the second marriage for Electra (real name: Tara Leigh Patrick), 34. She married NBA star Dennis Rodman in Las Vegas in November 1998, but the union ended five months later. It was a third marriage for Navarro, 39.

Prince, Dennis Rodman, Dave Navarro…who will be next for Carmen?