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Parvati Shallow Wins ‘Survivor: Micronesia’

Parvati Shallow WINNER

Former female boxer Parvati Shallow won Survivor: Micronesia Islands on Sunday night in the first edition of fans vs. favorites.

Parvati Shallow, the former boxer from Los Angeles whose flirty ways landed her with a less than coveted sixth place finish in Survivor: Cook Islands, found redemption Sunday night, getting voted the winner of Survivor: Micronesia—Fans vs. Favorites.

The 25-year-old pugilist and non-profit organizer—and so-called “favorite”—was awarded the title and $1 million prize by host Jeff Probst after helping comprise the show’s first ever all-female final four.

Have we had enough of Survivor yet? How long can the series last?

Kim Kardashian Calendar Photos

Kim Kardashian Calendar Bikini Photo

Kim Kardashian has been working her cellulite booty off on a new sensual lingerie & bikini calendar. It is rumored she is having it shot and put together for her NFL boyfriend Reggie Bush.

And I have come to decide that Kim’s career can only be described as that as model and reality TV star.

More Calendar Photos Below

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Vanessa Williams Finally Graduates 25 Years Late

Actress Vanessa Williams has finally received her college degree 25 years later than she originally planned on.  She received her bachelor of fine arts degree from Syracuse University on Saturday.

Williams attended Syracuse’s drama department as a musical theater major from 1981-1983. She earned the remaining credits for her degree through industry experience and performances on stage and screen.

She became the first black Miss America in 1983, but surrendered the title in July 1984 after Penthouse magazine published nude, sexually explicit photographs of her taken several years earlier.

Over her career, Williams has sold more than 4 million albums, won critical praise for her performances on Broadway, made dozens of TV appearances and starred in several movies.

Williams was also the commencement speaker.  How often does that happen that you are your own graduation speaker?

‘Law & Order’ Star Dennis Farina Busted at Airport

Dennis Farina Arrested

Veteran actor and former Law & Order actor Dennis Farina was arrested at Los Angeles International Airport today when security at the airport discovered a loaded .22 in his briefcase.

Farina, 64, told police he brought the .22 caliber, semi-automatic pistol with him on a drive from Arizona to Los Angeles and forgot it was in his briefcase when he tried to pass through airport security, police said in a statement.

He was scheduled to take a United Airlines flight to his home in Chicago.

“Farina was very apologetic and cooperative with officers,” police said. “However, he had no apparent authority to carry a concealed weapon at the time of his arrest.”

The charges agains Farina were upgraded to a felony and bail raised to $35,000 when it was discovered he had no permit for the gun.

Farina played Detective Joe Fontana on Law & Order.

Dottie Rambo Dies Tragically

Gospel legend Dottie Rambo died tragically early Sunday when her tour bus ran off the road in Missouri. She was on her way to a performance in Texas for Mother’s Day.

Rambo, 74, of Nashville, Tenn., died in the crash about two miles east of Mount Vernon on Interstate 44, the Missouri State Highway Patrol said. Seven other people in the bus were injured, and were hospitalized in Springfield with moderate to severe injuries, the patrol said.

It was unclear if the accident, which occurred about 2 a.m., was weather-related, the patrol said. Severe storms and tornadoes hit the region about 6 p.m. Saturday, killing 14 people. Sustained winds and storms swept through the area later in the night, according to the National Weather Service.

Rambo published over 2,500 songs and received countless awards during her lifetime. She was just 74-years-old.

Tyrone Smith Plays Jenna Bush - Henry Hager Wedding

Super Tyrone Smith Plays Jenna Bush’s Wedding

First daughter Jenna Bush married Henry Hager at President Bush’s sprawling ranch in Crawford, Texas, on Saturday night. Maid of honor was Jenna’s twin sister Barbara. Best man was Henry’s brother Jack Hager.

The music was provided by wild man band leader Tyrone Smith.

The president and the bride picked “You Are So Beautiful” for their father-daughter dance, according to band leader Tyrone Smith of Nashville, Tennessee. Smith and his 10-piece party band, The Tyrone Smith Revue, was asked to do “Lovin’ in My Baby’s Eyes” by Taj Mahal for the newlyweds’ first dance. Smith, who promised the couple a “get down” party, talked to The Associated Press earlier in the week on condition that the information not be released before the wedding.

‘Super T’ Tyrone Smith

I have never laughed so hard reading a story. Tyrone, better known as ‘Super T’, with his superman-like cape use to play at the SAE fraternity house back in the late 90’s. We use to have him and his crew as often as we could until we went broke, were placed on probation for hazing, and then went even more in the red building a new fraternity house on Greek Row.

Smith, who witnessed the wedding ceremony, said afterward the groom was dressed in a dark blue suit with powder-blue tie and the bride wore a “very simple and elegant” white dress, but did not wear a veil.

There is no way I would have ever believed a decade ago that ‘Super T’ would be explaining to the press what the President’s daughter and her groom wore at their wedding. Congrats to Tryone…I have a feeling that the Bush’s paid him and his band a lot better than Sigma Alpha Epsilon did back in 1997.

In researching this post I discovered that Tyrone has recently played at the White House as well.

Super T Live at the E-House and Flying
Super T How I Remember Him

Check out SuperTRevue.com to book Super T for your wedding reception or frat party. Tyrone puts on a very amazing and entertaining show.

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Nick Hogan’s Jail Mug Shot

Nick Hogan Mug Shot

Nick Bollea (Hogan), Hulk’s son, was sentenced to eight months in the Pinellas County Jail in Florida today.  Here is his mug shot after getting locked up this afternoon.

Barack Obama Claims Visits to 57 States

Barack Obama at his campaign stop in Beaverton, Oregon, claims that he has now campaigned in 57 states. This is the type of gaffe that Barack usually hammers McCain about due to his age.

Barack should just poke fun at himself and agree to appear on Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?

Yes, stop the email! I think it’s safe to assume he meant 47.

The USA consists of 50 states for those of you who went to California public schools.

Danica Patrick Runs Over Pitman Charles Buckman

Danica Patrick’s Victim Charles Buckman

Female Indy car driver Danica Patrick ran over her pitman Charles Buckman earlier today during practice for this Sunday’s Indy race.

According to Dr. Mike Ollinger, the director of Medical Affairs for the Indy Racing League, Buckman suffered a concussion along with scalp and facial lacerations. He was transported to Methodist Hospital for treatment where he is being held overnight.

“I really don’t remember how it happened,” Buckman said. “All I remember is I was talking with someone on Marco Andretti’s team and then everything is blank from that point.

“I will be OK and hopefully back to work in a day or two.”

No word if Danica was on her cell phone or doing her nails at the time of the accident. Let the female driver jokes commence!

Hopefully Mr. Buckman will make a quick and speedy recovery.

photo: Yahoo! Sports

Charles Barkley is an Idiot (Ron Burgundy Style)


Ernie Johnson
, Kenny Smith and the crew at TNT’s Inside the NBA pull a very funny joke on Sir Charles Barkley. If you are familiar with movie anchorman Ron Burgundy then it will be even all the more hilarious.

If you ever wanted to hear Barkley admit he is a “dumbass” then this is the clip for you.

Watch and enjoy!

Brea Grant Joins ‘Heroes’ Cast as Speedster

‘Heroes’ Brea Grant Speedy

Actress Brea Grant will be joining the cast of Heroes this fall when the new season of the super hero drama begins.

Brea Grant’s casting is bigger news.  She will play a character named Joy on Heroes.  However, Joy will be better known as The Speedster.  I’m willing to bet you can guess what her powers are going to be.  She’s going to be fast, really fast.  Think The Flash.

It’s unclear the exact nature of her character, where she’ll fit into the mythology or how significant a character she will be, but according to TV Guide, The Speedster is “quick on her feet — and adept at getting herself into and out of trouble.”

Brea’s Complete Resume
photo: BreaGrant

Teacher Marie Jarry Fired for Bikini Photo

Fired Bikini Teacher Marie Jarry

Connecticut elementary teacher Marie Jarry was fired from her teaching job after her and her rotund husband competed in a contest on The Howard Stern Show in which a photo of her in a bikini appeared on Stern’s website.

Last week, The Howard Stern Show held an “Ugliest Guy, Hottest Wife” contest in which three couples competed for a $5,000 prize. Connecticut school teacher Marie Jarry (and her worse half) took home the loot, only days later to find herself fired from her job after a picture of her in a bikini (above) was posted on Stern’s website.

“Because of the nature of the show, the board was concerned,” said one parent of a Thalberg Elementary student.

I have to agree with the school board on this one. It might be different if she was a high school or college teacher. That toppled with the fact that it was Howard Stern’s show is probably enough to can her. It is easier to fire her than deal with the uproar at the PTA meeting.

More Teacher Scandals 

Nick Hogan Gets 8 Months in Jail for Injuring John Graziano

Nick Hogan Seriously Injured in Auto Wreck
Nick at an unrelated wreck!

Pseudo-celeb spawn Nick Bollea (Hogan) was sentenced to 8 months in jail today by a Florida judge for reckless driving involving serious bodily injury. He is to begin serving his sentence right away.

Nick was at the wheel of his Toyota Supra, driving at extreme speeds, when he crashed into a median seriously injuring his buddy John Graziano when the car flipped.

Nick is the son of famed pro wrestler Hulk Hogan and the brother of singer Brooke Hogan. Nick rose to fame with the rest of his family on the VH1 reality TV show Hogan Knows Best.

Photos of the Wreck

More on Nick’s Troubles

Nick Hogan’s Wrecked Toyota Supra (Pics)
Momma Hogan Loves Speed Too
Nick Hogan Seriously Injured in Auto Wreck
Nick Hogan Boasts of Speeding Exploits
Linda Hogan’s Statement on Nick’s Car Accident

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Jayde Nicole is the 2008 Playmate of the Year

Jayde Nicole Sexy Playmate of the Year

Canadian Jayde Nicole has been named the 2008 Playmate of the Year by Playboy magazine today in Los Angeles. Jayde is 22-years-old and from Port Perry, Ontario.  She was Playboy’s Miss January 2007.

She is the first Canadian to be PMOY since Shannon Tweed was back in 1982 (yes its been 26 years).

The Last 10 Winners of Playmate of the Year

  • 2007 Sarah Jean Underwood
  • 2006 Kara Monaco
  • 2005 Tiffany Fallon
  • 2004 Carmella DeCesare
  • 2003 Christina Santiago
  • 2002 Dalene Kurtis
  • 2001 Brande Roderick
  • 2000 Jodi Ann Paterson
  • 1999 Heather Kozar
  • 1998 Karen McDougal

Video of Jayde Nicole Discussing her Likes and Dislikes

It should not come as much of a surprise that her favorite actress is Angelina Jolie. Yeah there is a bit of a resemblance.  I think every dark haired woman respects Angelina. Speaking of respect check out the tidbit below.

Lots and Lots of Photos Below

Yes you will see in one of the photos below (look for Daisy Dukes) that Jayde has the word ‘respect’ tattooed right above her pubic line………that’s a bit of an oddity.

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Bad Tipper: LeBron James Tips 1.25% on $800 Tab

LeBron James $10 Buck Bad Tipper Bumpshack.com

LeBron James might be the ‘King of Akron’ but he is not going to have too many waiters lining up to serve him and his posse in Cleveland if he continues to tip 1.25% on $800 tabs.

Here is how it all went down:

It went down like this: LeBron pulls up in his Mercedes outside XO. People stop and try not to stare, but c’mon, it’s LeBron James. He enters the restaurant with a group of friends. On this special occasion, the King decides to dine late. He keeps his group there until around 3:45 a.m. During this time the waiter obsequiously pours drinks and fetches anything else His Greatness needs.

The final bill comes to $800. By the feudal laws of decorum, which stipulate that the affluent should administer a 20 percent gratuity, staffers figured they’d be pocketing an extra $160. But when they fetched the autographed bill after His Heinousness bolted back to Akron, their expectation turned to disbelief, then anger.

LeBron stiffed them with a meager $10 tip.

LeBron is making over $13 million dollars in salary alone this year. He is making another $20 million plus in endorsements. So LBJ is making around $33 million bucks and he is still tipping like he is out in middle school with his girl at Denny’s.

Come on King that is just bad form and only adds to certain stereotypes. The BumpWife has been out with Michael Jordan when he was throwing down several Franklin’s on a much smaller tab. If you want to be great then be great off the court to those staying open hours after closing time who are making min. wage or less + tips.

Liv Tyler Divorcing Royston Langdon

Liv Tyler and Husband Royston Langdon

Actress/model Liv Tyler and Brit musician Royston Langdon have announced their separation and intention to obtain a divorce. The two have one child, Milo, together.

“Liv Tyler and Royston Langdon have confirmed their separation. They remain good friends and devoted parents to their son Milo and are requesting that their family’s privacy be respected at this time.”

About time Liv livened up about this chump. Liv was at her best in Aerosmith’s ‘Crazy’ video alongside Alicia Silverstone (see video below).

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Tina Turner’s 2008 U.S. Tour Dates

The beautiful and ageless Tina Turner is rolling on the river yet again this summer. Today she announced the dates for her 2008 U.S. tour. The singer from Nutbush, Tennessee is known almost as much for her amazing legs as her music (which is pretty darn good).

Tour Dates Below
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Sweet Success for Madonna’s ‘Hard Candy’

Madonna ‘Hard Candy’

Madonna’s ‘Hard Candy’ has debuted at #1 on Billboard Top 200 Albums chart knocking Mariah Carey’s E=MC2 down to the second spot.  Leona Lewis remained strong at #3.  A lot of new albums in the top 10 this week including releases from Lyfe Jennings, Def Leppard, The Roots, Portishead and Mudcrutch.

Here is a look at the top 10 Billboard Albums.

  1. Hard Candy - Madonna
  2. E=MC2 - Mariah Carey
  3. Spirit - Leona Lewis
  4. Lyfe Change - Lyfe Jennings
  5. Songs from the Sparkle Lounge - Def Leppard
  6. Rising Down - The Roots
  7. Third - Portishead
  8. Mudcrutch - Mudcrutch
  9. Now 27 - Various Artists
  10. Greatest Hits: Limited Edition - Tim McGraw

source: Billboard: Issue 2008-05-17

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