Singer Jessica Simpson is desperately looking for her dog, a small maltipoo named Daisy, which she claims was snatched by a wild coyote while she was watching.

Jessica’s desperate twitter message, “My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!”

The 29 year-old promises a reward to whoever helps her find her super cute dog, posting a homemade “missing dog” poster that reads “Missing Malti-Poo, carmel colored, reward offered. ‘I miss my mommy’ “Daisy” please email any info to findingmissdaisy@gmail.com”

Jessica Simpson & Daisy Pictures

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Actress Jessica Alba was seen out and about with her cute daughter Honor Marie in Beverly Hills yesterday (April 14) but we almost didn’t recognize Jess with the new do and new blonde look. Jessica looks great as a blonde or a brunette!

Sexy momma was getting Honor strapped into her car seat, when she revealed a bow tattoo on her lower back. Yep, mommy got tramp stamped and she liked it!! I personally don’t see any deeper meaning or find that type of tattoo esthetically pleasing but what do I know? It’s not my body!

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The Kardashian family needs to start using their brains instead of their booties!! Kim Kardashian happily announced on her blog they have a new family member, a beautiful cute three year old chimpanzee called Suzy.

Since no one really cares about Keeping Up With The Kardashians, they decided to make it interesting… they are also risking their lives! If they could actually read, they would know how dangerous a chimp attack is! Let’s say lethal!

WE GOT A MONKEY!!!!

Her name is Suzy, she is three years old, and she is a handful! She steals our BlackBerrys and climbs up my mom’s bed. Having a monkey is a lot of work. Suzy always has her diaper on and we are the ones who have to change it!

It’s just like having an infant but worse because Suzy runs around like a teenager! She always needs to be fed, drinks out of a bottle and she loves Capri Sun juices!

You have to check out the new season to get all of the details… but how cute is she!?

Oh, Suzy is a cutie! The problem is Suzy doesn’t belong in the Kardashian family or a zoo. It’s a wild animal for God’s sake! You know what would be funny?? If a chimpanzee family adopted a Kardashian!!

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It’s like nothing ever happened. No fights, no drama – they are a happy couple again. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson were seen out and about shopping at the Philips Jewerly store in Berverly Hills yesterday (Feb 19).

I wonder if they were shopping for engagement rings or wedding bands, why not? They already behave like an old married couple. Even Samantha’s ugly dog went shopping with them. I can imagine it in a little cute wedding dress carrying the rings when Linds and Sam tie the knot… oh, Ashlee Simpson already used the tacky dress-your-pet idea for her wedding!!

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Actress Natalie Portman walk her dog through the rain with a friend in North Hollywood today (Jan, 23rd). The 27 year-old beauty dared to face the bad weather and the awaiting paparazzi with nothing more than her jogging apparel and absolutely no makeup. We have to give her props to going out, being normal, being just like any of us… too bad that she still looks so damn good and cute even with any sparkly Hollywood glamor!

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The Obama family has been searching for the perfect pooch to join them at the White House. Barack Obama has finally narrowed down his big list to 2 options: the famous Portuguese Water Dog or a Labradoodle.

That’s a Portuguese water dog, a pedigree pup — “known for centuries along Portugal’s coast,” the American Kennel Club notes, “this seafaring breed was prized by fishermen for a spirited, yet obedient nature, and a robust, medium build that allowed for a full day’s work in and out of the water. ”

But those Labradoodles sure are popular. A designer hybrid generally accepted as an informal breed of its own now, yet not recognized by the AKC, the mix of Labrador retriever and Poodle is a spirited and bouncy pooch.

I do think Obama knows better than to choose an ugly hybrid when he can get the classy Portuguese Water Dog (centuries old and naturally beautiful!!). At least the Portuguese Water Dog is a good swimmer and good company not only for his kids, Sasha and Malia Obama, but also for the entire family.

The Obamas are looking in animal shelters!! Good example! Don’t buy your pets from nasty breeders or pet shops when there are so many animals needing a home and a family to love!!

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