Late night comedienne Chelsea Handler had her team call in “sick” for her just hours before she was set to make an appearance on the TODAY show Nov. 12, but things got fishy when she made her Jimmy Fallon appearance shortly after.

TODAY show hosts Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb were upset that Handler had cancelled, especially after they heard what she had to say about playing hooky on Fallon’s show.

Nude Sandra Bullock Chewing Out a Naked Chelsea Handler in her Shower (Video)

“I wasn’t drunk or anything . . . I literally walked into a shower door this morning. I hit my eye and so everything’s puffy,” Handler, 37, explained. “I couldn’t go with Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kota-ba, or whatever her name is.”

Fallon was quick to correct her mispronunciation. “Kot-bee,” he told her.

“That’s good to know. I never thought about it. I just thought, why are there two vowels like that so closely together?” Handler replied.

So naturally, Gifford and Kotb kept things juicy on their show and told their viewers they weren’t happy with Handler’s slam. “She had been sick all night, we were told,” Gifford said on the TODAY show Tuesday. “But we had a feeling something was up.”

And Kotb certainly wasn’t pleased with Handler butchering her name. “Consonants! Two consonants!” she exclaimed. “Wait — just so we’re clear — she wasn’t sick and her eye didn’t look puffy.”

Added Gifford, “I think she’s got some explaining to do.”

Oh, Chelsea. You’re funny. But please stop being a mean girl. It’s so unattractive.

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WOW! We didn’t see this one coming but we thank the internet goddesses for making it happen.

In the video above we find a naked Sanda Bullock chewing out a nude Chelsea Handler in her shower at the Chelsea Lately show.

In the hilarious video below, Sanda is berating Chelsea over several things including Chelsea’s claim that she is the ‘White Oprah.’

Sandra tells Chelsea that she needs to be role model and lay off the booze and to “Stop sleeping with your guests!”

Handler responded, “I don’t even sleep with that many anymore, just some of the rappers!”

Bullock slaps Handler several times, once telling Handler to quit peeing in the shower.

The video concludes with Bullock telling Handler that she is ‘disgusting’ naked as her personal assistant Chuy Bravo scrubs and soaps her back.

So who looked better naked, Sandra or Chelsea?

Comedienne/actress Chelsea Handler had to leave her Chelsea Lately! hostess duties to Fortune Feimster as she was subjected to knee surgery on Thursday (May 31)- see pic above.

Chelsea Handler Dumps Boyfriend Andre Balazs

The 37 year-old, who is expected to make a full and quick recovery, tweeted a picture of herself eating some snacks right after the surgery to update her followers on her condition and ask for them to support the temporary hostess.

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“This is me post-surgery. @fortunefunny will be filling in as the host on tonight’s show with more photos of me and my knee making a quick recovery. Pls support her,” she wrote.

We wish Chelsea a quick recovery!

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Comedienne Chelsea Handler dumped her boyfriend, hotelier Andre Balazs, after the two dated for less than year. The 36 year-old is once again single and ready to mingle. But why did Chelsea and Andre split when the “Chelsea Lately” host appeared to be so in love just a few weeks ago.

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Chelsea and Andre were last seen together at the hotelier’s “Sinners and Saints”-themed Halloween party. A few months ago, Chelsea seemed to be willing to change her ways to make her relationship with Andre work in an interview on “Piers Morgan Tonight”.

“I’m seeing someone now, but, I have spent so much time exposing my personal life to everybody that I finally am in a situation where I feel like it’s disrespectful to another person,” Chelsea said.

“I’ve learned to respect somebody else’s privacy. It’s not about me, because obviously I would like to make fun of him as much as possible, but he has kids, so I have to be nice.”

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Of course, Chelsea is not used to be in a relationship when it’s not all about her. She was previously romantically linked to rapper 50 Cent, Comcast CEO Ted Harbert and Animal Planet’s Dave Salmoni. Chelse is currently looking for her next victim. Don’t get me wrong. I love Chelsea. She is one fierce woman!

Chelsea Handler is not worried about what the public thinks about her, but she does care about her fans on Twitter. She had 2 shows planned for Atlanta, but had to cancel both of it last minute due to being sick. Of course, as most of todays stars do, she went to Twitter to tell her fans and thank them for understanding.

have 2 resked tonights show in atlanta to july 22nd. am here but have the flu and fever am in bad shape. I am truly truly sorry! Pls understand….Thank you, everyone. I really appreciate your understanding. I hate to cancel on my fans and would only do it if absolutely neccessary

I am glad that she did post those 2 messages on Twitter. So many times when stars cancel shows the fans start spreading rumors like wild fires. However, I do think she needs to learn how to spell better. It hurts my eyes to see her bad spelling when talking to fans! Though, I suppose that is not what this is all about anyways. Hopefully she will get well soon enough to please all of her fans.

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While rapper 50 Cent and comedienne Chelsea Handler have never actually confirmed that they had a relationship, they were spotted quite a few times together in the past. And does anyone remember the sexy pic they Tweeted from bed? Now, the rapper has opened up to Vibe Magazine about Chelsea’s sex appeal.

Chelsea Handler & 50 Cent Caught On a Date (PHOTO)

“Chelsea is confident. I think confidence is the sexiest thing about a person. She’s the kind of person that if you’re blessed with the opportunity to hang out with her, you’ll enjoy it. I’m not sure you’ll look at her and actually want to jump over the table and f**k her, but you might. You would leave after talking with her feeling that she is a cool person.”

So you are confirming a relationship????

50 Cent & Chelsea Handler NOT Dating YET!

When Glamour Magazine asked Chelsea about 50 in December, she danced around the subject, too:

“He came to my show in New Orleans with 15 people, and they take a photo of us and assume that we’re a couple. But he’s really cute, and I have to be honest, there’s a good chance that I will end up hooking up with a rapper at some point.”

SPILL THE BEANS, DANGIT!

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Chelsea Handler has created an empire! She’s a late night talk show host, best-selling author, and now, she’s joining the pilot of an NBC show based on….herself!

Jenna Jameson On Chelsea Handler: “She’s A Dried Up Old Wh**e”

The show is based off of Chelsea’s best-seller ‘Are You There Vodka? It’s Me, Chelsea.’ But she won’t be reliving her time as a cocktail waitress, which is what the book is about. She’ll be playing her older, more well-behaved sister.

Chelsea Handler Starring In New E! Comedy Series

Laura Prepon, of That 70′s Show fame, will be stepping in as a younger Chelsea. Laura said she’s hopeful that the show will get picked up for a full season:

“We start in a couple weeks. I hope NBC gets behind it. There’s a lot of buzz. It’s different and edgy.”

She added that she feels like she and Chelsea have a lot of similarities:

I’m from Jersey. Chelsea and I are similar, so it’s perfect we play sisters. It’s funny, because her vodka is my favorite vodka, too. We both drink the same thing!”

Filipino American standup comedian Jo Koy (who you may recognize from Chelsea’s show on E!, Chelsea Lately) has been cast as a bartender who works at the bar where Prepon’s character is a waitress.

Great casting! I can’t wait to see this!

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Late Wednesday night, former porn star Jenna Jameson took to her Twitter to release some anger on comedienne Chelsea Handler.

She Tweeted:

“Chelsea handler makes fun of peoples kids… Probably because she’s a dried up old wh**e. Just cuz I say it like it is…… Don’t hate…… She talks massive sh*t.. Ok, whatever….”

And she didn’t stop there. She added:

“Pj and to everyone trying to give me the literal meaning of whore. How do you think she got her job at E!? She dated the president of E!”

“If she can’t handle the heat, don’t talk shit! Oh, and get a makeup team, you look scroungy”

Jenna never actually confirmed what she was referring to in her angry Tweets, but she could’ve been referring to an interview Chandler did with Glamour Magazine in December, in which she referenced both Jameson and jokes about children.

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In the Glamour issue, Chelsea said:

“I don’t like the word raunchy. I’m irreverent and I say things that a lot of people wouldn’t say, and some of it probably isn’t in the best taste,” Handler said. “But when I hear the word raunchy, to me that describes Jenna Jameson. Look, I’m never going to please everybody.”

“I think talking about children and their looks is not nice. Like, unattractive children. I don’t do that. And I don’t talk about people who are dying. I think that’s inappropriate.”

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Today, Jenna Tweeted:

“Starting a “war with a comedian doesn’t scare me because she hires writers to be funny. All she has to do is stand there, and we will laugh”

“I love that I say one thing about a woman that defamed people for a living, and people get so whipped up, they lose control. I WIN”

Oh, good grief, Jameson. Chill out. No one cares enough about your problems with Chelsea frickin’ Handler.

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Ah, Twitter. What would celebrities do without it? What would Bumpshack do without it? Heck, it keeps us busy every day. In 140 characters or less, Twitter has provided us with the play-by-play ups and downs of our favorite (or in Kanye West‘s case, our least favorite) celebrities. Whether they’re announcing the birth of a child, starting drama with Perez Hilton, or airing out their dirty laundry to millions of fellow Tweeters, celebrities never fail to put Twitter first.

Here’s a list of our favorite celebrity Tweets from 2010 go on reading »

Comedian Chelsea Handler, of E!’s The Chelsea Lately Show, had a humorous and explicative rant against ‘A-list’ actress Angelina Jolie during a performance in New Jersey over the weekend.

Handler called Jolie a ‘f***ing homewrecker,’ ‘f***ing c*nt,’ and ‘f***ing b**ch’ in describing what she really thinks about the enigmatic Jolie (watch the video above).

In full disclosure, Handler is close friends with Brad Pitt’s ex-wife Jennifer Aniston. The two recently spent a lonely Thanksgiving together in Cabo.

Keep on preaching Chelsea! We love ya!

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Funny girl Chelsea Handler, host of E!‘s late night talk show Chelsea Lately, has signed on to star in a new half-hour comedy series for the network.

Chelsea is on a roll, y’all!

Chelsea Handler & 50 Cent Caught On a Date (PHOTO)

After Lately, which is said to be similar to HBO‘s The Larry Sanders Show, will be focused on the backstage antics at Chelsea Lately. The show will be semi-improvised but based on story outlines, much like HBO‘s Curb Your Enthusiasm.

50 Cent & Chelsea Handler NOT Dating YET!

As of now, 8 episodes of the show have been ordered. No premiere date has been set, but production is set to begin in a few weeks.

It shouldn’t be too difficult to come up with some backstage nonsense with Chelsea in the mix!

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Chelsea Lately host Chelsea Handler took to her Twitter account to deny that she and rapper Curtis Jackson aka 50 Cent are a couple. “Mr. Cent” and Chelsea were caught getting cosy on a night out in New Orleans, but they were reportedly just talking business.

Chelsea Handler & 50 Cent Caught On a Date (PHOTO)

Chelsea tweeted, “Everyone, calm down. I met with mr. Cent about a potential project. There’s nothing to report yet, ill let you know if there is.”

YET! Chelsea said there is nothing news worthy… yet! The 35 year-old comedienne leaves the door open for a possible relationship in the future. You never know what will happen. Fiddy was pretty clear admitting he has a crush on our favorite funnywoman.

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