Denise Richards peaked in the late 90’s film Wild Things for her steamy hot girl-on-girl action. Since then she has become that B-list celeb that even Charlie Sheen got tired of having on his resume.

Most people who saw her reality television show on E! some how thought even less of her and themselves after watching it. She came across as a whiny, spoiled, egocentric boob flash that left most of us feeling for her poor papa who seemed to always be nearby to clean up her messes.

The Funny or Die clip video above is a few months old, but I found it to be rather humorous, especially as it drug on for about 90 seconds too long. It is the best work we have gotten out of Richards since Wild Things.

And if you haven’t seen her in Wild Things then you should check it out. A very good film late 90’s film with Richards, Matt Dillon, and Neve Campbell.

Actress Denise Richards confessed she had three breast enhancement surgeries, aka boob jobs, when she was younger and advices young girls not to do it on Howard Stern’s Sirius Radio show on Wednesday.

Denise said: “They’re natural on the outside. I’ve never talked about it but I’ll talk about it with you because I can’t lie to you. I was 19, and my roommate had the best boobs ever, and she had just had hers done. I was flat as a board, and I thought ‘Whoa, you can just buy them’ and stupidly had them done!”

Apparently Denise first boobs were too big and she had to get two other surgeries until she got them right. Her advice to young aspiring actresses: “I was young and should have researched better. You know, it was a big mistake. Young girls, don’t do it!”

Check out Denise Richards’ Funbags Video For FunnyOrDie.

Denise Richards Perfect Boobies Pictures

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Actress Denise Richards is the latest celebrity to make fun of herself by showing off her “funbags” in a new FunnyOrDie.com video. There is so many things we could say about Denise’s funbags but we were totally distracted by her… errr… acting skills, or should I say lack of!?!

Lindsay Lohan’s eHarmony Ad – Funny Or Die Video

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Every year here at Bumpshack I like to compile the most complete and accurate list of ‘The 10 Most Hated Celebrities’ in Hollywood.  Our inaugural edition back in 2006 is one of our most popular posts of all-time and was featured on TMZ, dozens of blogs, radio, tabloids all over the world, and my appearance on MSNBC Live.

Several bloggers joined me again this year to help discuss the ‘Most Hated Celebrities,’ as well as many friends, who sent me their lists of who they thought should make the final cut.

Some celebs have rehabbed their image since 2006, as only two celebrities from that list made our 2nd edition this year.  Those celebs being Tom Cruise and Paris Hilton.

Without further ado here is the ‘Top 10 Most Hated Celebrities of 2008.’   And the ‘Most Hated Celeb’ of the year is….

The 10 Most Hated Celebs of 2008

1. Paris Hilton (66 votes) - People continue to hate on Paris even though she didn’t do anything all that despicable in 2008.  Miss Hilton had a ho-hum year considering some of the more shocking things that happened to her last year, when she spent time in prison for being a drunk-driving mess.  David Letterman had a great time making fun of her on his show early in the year and even former Presidential candidate John McCain used her in one of his campaign ads to compare Barack Obama’s sudden fame to that of Hilton’s talentless ride to the top.  It does seem that she was beaten down pretty bad while she was dating the scum that is Benji Madden for most of 2008.  To cap the year off thieves stole more than $2 million dollars of jewelry from her home in December.  It’s easy to hate someone in this economy that is keeping that much jewelry at their home.  She repeats as the ‘Most Hated Celeb’ of the year, having won Bumpshack’s inaugural ‘Most Hated Celeb’s award back in 2006.  We love you Paris! -  Bumpshack (Joshua Holmes)



2. Spencer Pratt/Heidi Montag (60 votes) - Seriously, do we need a reason to hate these two?  Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are the most pimped out couple to come out of MTV’s pseudo-reality show “The Hills” and they couldn’t be any faker.  From fake virginity, fake boobs, fake pregnancy, fake marriage to the most unbelievable quotes and publicity stunts, they are the lowest low of American society. We always see them out doing nothing but posing for the cameras and we often realize there couldn’t be two people more perfect for each other. They are both so futile and have absolutely no brains at all, we hope they live happily ever after in their pseudo world of flash bulbs and tabloid headlines. -  Gossip Teen (Gossip Gal)



3. Madonna (53 votes) -Here is the issue with Madonna.  You are either a die hard fan or the thought of her is like nails on a chalk board.  This is a woman who was an iconic figure that fearlessly pioneered trends, but recently  fell into a vast pit of desperation. Whether she is trying to pass off a faux British accent or dominate the world via Britney Spears…this is a creature that feels she can do no wrong.  So, we are her minions and her sad attempts at recapturing her youth involve young male models named Jesus.  Sounds like a perfectly good match made in egotistical heaven. - Celebrity Smack!
   



4. Tom Cruise (50 votes) - He has tried to apologize and rectify his media mistakes in 2008, but it was all to no avail.  Despite his countless recent interviews from Oprah to The Hills After Show, his loony antics of years past (jumping on Oprah’s couch, calling out Brooke Shields, insulting Matt Lauer and pushing his cult on America) pretty much sealed his demise. As we revisited his 25th anniversary in Hollywood this year, we all realized  that he is a long way gone from classics like Risky Business, Top Gun & Rain Man.  Sorry, Tom… Valkyrie just ain’t cuttin’ it these days. Your Interview With the Vampire co-star Brad Pitt still has our hearts, and you don’t even have our pity. But hey, keep your chin up- you did produce a freakishly cute child. Tom is only the second celebrity to make both this list and the ‘Most Hated Celebs’ list from two years ago. - Backseat Cuddler (Meg)



5. John Mayer (44 votes) - John Mayer is man who has made it his quest in life to annoy and remain relevant by press whoring himself with Hollywood women.  His current victim is Jennifer Aniston which just amplifies his level of smug.  If he isn’t out drumming up some exposure for himself, he is bitching about the media via his blog.  John’s talent is outshined by his superiority complex and self worshiping.  Most women are begging for men to open up about their feelings, but this is one guy I wish would shut the hell up already. - Hollywood Dame (Cara)



6. Kanye West (32 votes) - All hail Kanye West, “the voice of this generation.” Kanye West, we hear you talking but no one is listening.  If he really is the voice of this generation then we are all doomed. Kanye’s arrogance is unbelievably annoying almost as much as his crying and childish temper tantrums he throws at award shows when he does not win.   Graduation to maturity seems to be something that even Kanye can’t sample.  Even George W. Bush hates Kanye. - Stupid Celebrities (Jeff)



7. O.J. Simpson (29 votes) - What’s there to say about O.J. this year, other than the fact every human being in the world belives justice was finally delivered, albeit fourteen years later than it should have been.  While he walked free after being acquitted of charges of double homicide following the 1994 murders of ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and friend Ron Goldman, Simpson has been staring at the inside of a correctional facility since his October 3, 2008 conviction for numerous felonies including robbery with a deadly weapon and burglary with a firearm.  His conviction for the crimes will lock O.J. away for the next fifteen years.  What happens in Las Vegas in-fact doesn’t always stay in Las Vegas for the token-busty blonde abuser.  Nicole Simpson and Goldman unfortunately can’t pen a book with the title “If We Were Murdered”.  If they could, I’m sure that they’d be able to sway you as to why O.J. is so hated. - Jesus Hearts Music (Tim)



8. Perez Hilton (28 votes) - Perez has somehow made a name for himself by drawing on pictures and outing homosexuals.  His sense of humor is bad lately too…I used to think he was funny, but now I think he’s just crude. How many pictures of celebrities do we need to see with bodily fluids dripping off of their faces? Give the facial art a rest big girl.  Lately, paparazzi photos have appeared with him in them as the celebrity or sidekick, and he has taken every opportunity to flaunt them on his site. As if someone really wants to see what he really looks like. Okay, maybe I’m just jealous that he can charge $54,000 for ads on his site. - Knocked Up Celebs (Taylor Blue)



9. Rosie O’Donnell (26 votes) - This “woman” is plague on society.  Rosie use to shine on her own talk show back in the day.  It was a hit and I even enjoyed watching it back in the 90’s.  Her career has been steadily going downhill since then.  Rosie is nuts!  After she bombed  ‘The View”‘, I thought we would finally be rid of Rosie.  But, NO!  She had to try once again to win over America and this time she barely got her foot in the door.  NBC tried her out on a pathetic variety show, ‘Rosie Live’.  America screamed back by not watching and giving the show the worst ratings of the night.   The show was quickly dropped and that was that.  We have had enough of this frumpy, overbearing eyesore that just won’t go away.   - Backseat Cuddler (Jennifer G)



10. Denise Richards (23 votes) - Her reality TV show, ‘It’s Complicated,’ made her look so bad that most of us, who were unfortunate to watch it, finally started to actually see why Charlie Sheen might have been banging every stripper this side of Encino while he was married to the self absorbed and shallow Richards. Denise is so hated that she made Charlie look like the good guy in their split and that is no small accomplishment.  She should be eternally grateful to whoever did the casting for her role in ‘Wild Things’ which made her famous and for reality TV for extending said fame an additional 15 minutes. - Bumpshack (Joshua Holmes)


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Apparently trying to clean up her act-or her persistent F-bombing image- Denise Richards took daughters Sam and Lola to a Pacific Palisades church on Thursday. Looks like she really got dressed up for the occasion.

In completely non-church related news, Denise recently announced that she’ll be joining DMC as part of a big New Years Eve bash at Prive in Las Vegas on December 31st. You can join the party- general admission tickets begin at $200.

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Actress Heather Locklear has entered a psych ward/treatment center (Hollywood’s nice word for it) to help deal with her depression and anxiety issues.

“Heather has been dealing with anxiety and depression. She requested an in-depth evaluation of her medication and entered into a medical facility for proper diagnosis and treatment,” says Locklear’s rep, Cece Yorke. “This is a confidential medical matter and no further statement will be released.”

Did Denise Richards stealing Locklear’s ex-husband last year start the fall of dominoes that have landed sweet Heather in the Arizona treatment center? Or perhaps is the reason given by Locklear’s reps a cover for a drug or alcohol problem?

After dominating the 80’s and 90’s it’s understandable how Heather might be depressed in today’s Hollywood.

Get well Heather!

Charlie Sheen is claiming that his ex-wife Denise Richards has asked him to make a sperm donation so she can have his third child.

Now, despite their bitter feud, the “Two and a Half Men” star says that Denise has, amazingly, asked him to help her have a third child — as the biological father.

“There was a request for a donation,” says Charlie. “Without getting into it here … there is a specific document relating to this that I am going to reserve for a court.”

Denise is denying Sheen’s claims and says that he is making the entire story up.

According to a published report, Denise has said that the story is absolutely not true. But Charlie counters, “She can make every claim in the world. But what she stated in something she wrote would completely and totally defy that.”

There are many men who would be willing to make a direct deposit into Denise.  Perhaps she just wants all of her kids to have the same daddy.

Actress Denise Richards and aging rocker Richie Sambora have broken up according to their representatives.  When you screw over your best friend to take her man you better hope and pray it works out. If not you are left out in the cold all alone once it is over.

“Denise ended things but wanted to be there for him as a friend,” a source close to Richards tells PEOPLE.

A Sambora source calls the split “amicable.”

“They did break up about a month prior to Richie’s dad’s death,” says the source. “She came to the funeral to support him. He needs to focus on his daughter Ava and wishes Denise and her kids all the best.”

Don’t fret Denise will land safely on her back once again.  And in LaLa land never rule out her repairing her relationship with Heather Locklear.

Celebrity Week is reporting that Denise Richards is officially looking for a wedding dress and could be getting close to her second wedding.  Richards has been taking digital photos of herself in each dress and sending them off to her mother for her input.

“She’s pulled stuff from Prada, Armani, Louis Vuitton - the big boys. This one’s going to be about who she really is, not some typical wedding imagery,�? we’re told.

“She’s not a kid and it’s not her first time, so it’s more about contemporary, like a great party dress rather than something that screams bride.�?

Richards is the ex-wife of Charlie Sheen and is currently dating guitarist Richie Sambora.