UPDATE: Shawn Johnson Wins Dancing With the Stars

We probably wouldn’t even have noticed Mark Ballas’ boner “little” problem if the “Dancing With The Stars” judge Carrie Ann Inaba hadn’t made a sneaky comment about his shorts and then looked really embarrassed after Shawn Johnson and Mark’s performance on Monday!

And I also noticed how Mark always hides behind Shawn… that must be illegal! Men wearing short shorts should be a felony: first, it looks so gay and second, it just doesn’t hide your indecencies. Hilarious and completely embarrassing!

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