Rapper Eminem got ripped by his ex-wife Kim Mathers, who claims to be sick and tired of even hearing his name, revealing he is not well endowed and the sex sucks. OUCH!

During an interview with Detroit, Michigan station WKQI, Kim said, “I can’t stand him. He’s an absolutely horrible person and he gets worse every day. I vomit in my mouth whenever I’m around him or I hear his name. There’s nothing left in me for him. Nothing at all. He’s not very well endowed. If you’re going to have sex with Marshall, make sure you have a little blue pill, because otherwise it does not work.”

Kim and Eminem have been dating on and off for years but it seems like after two failed attempts at marriage they are finally dunzo. The couple has a 13 year-old daughter together, named Hailie Jade, and it’s certainly not good for the kid to hear her parents insult each other in private or publicly.

In a twisted way, Eminem is just getting a little taste of his own medicine. The latest victim of Em’s venom is his reportedly former lover, Mariah Carey, who he recently revealed to have naked photos of (”The Warning” audio here), and her husband Nick Cannon.

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Mariah Carey done messed up when she took a shot at one-time lover Eminem in her ‘Obsessed’ video. Eminem has now taken it to a 2Pac-Biggie beef level with his major diss track, ‘The Warning,’ which is 100% totally aimed at Mariah, or Mary Poppins as Em alleges she likes to be called in the sack.

The song is full of expletives and graphic details about Em’s relationship and night in bed with Mariah. He even takes several shots at Mariah’s husband Nick Cannon, who is likely to roll up into a ball and hide in the closet after he hears the track.

The song is dope but might be offensive to some readers. If you want to hear a diss rap song then you won’t hear one better than Em’s ‘The Warning’ where he threatens to release nude photos of Mariah and tell even more embarrassing details about her.

The best line in the song is when Eminem raps, “…when me and Louise were trying to stick two CD’s in the same slot.”

It will be best for Mariah to keep her mouth shut and not reply. Nick on the other hand will either have to stand up for his woman or likely deal with the wrath of the diva that is MC.

Eminem’s reclusion is over and his new album Relapse is the #1 album on the  Billboard Top 200 Albums chart this week.

It was a controversial week for Eminem as he was the ‘butt’ of many jokes after fashion model Bruno dropped down from the ceiling and sat on his face at the MTV Movie Awards.  Eminem also taught Jimmy Kimmel how to be an authentic rapper this week.

Other newcomers on the chart this week included Marilyn Manson with The High End of Low, Grizzly Bear with Veckatmist, and Wisin & Yandel with La Revolucion.

Here is a look at the top 10 Billboard Albums.

1. Relapse - Eminem
2. 21st Century Breakdown - Green Day
3. Hannah Montana: The Movie - Soundtrack
4. The High End of Low - Marilyn Manson
   
5. The Fame - Lady GaGa
   
6. Greatest Hits II - Kenny Chesney
   
7. La Revolucion - Wisin & Yandel
8. Veckatimist - Grizzly Bear
9. Fearless - Taylor Swift
10. Unstoppable - Rascal Flats

source: Billboard: Issue 2009-06-13

Eminem appeared on Jimmy Kimmel Live Thursday night and tutored host Jimmy Kimmel on how to become a rap star. The skit started with Kimmel dressed like Em’ and telling him horror stories from his junior high days of yesteryear. Stories that would be considered lame by most standards.

Eminem anoints Kimmel as ‘Briefcase Joe’ before leading him to the studio, where they put an organic rap to paper, with Kimmel then rapping the veggie rhyme as its recorded.

Eminem finally got a taste of his own medicine! It’s not so funny when the joke is on you, Em! Austrian model Bruno, aka Sacha Baron Cohen, presented the rapper with the most embarrassing moment of his career when he was surprised by Bruno’s bare ass on his face! (Watch the funny video here!)

Apparently this stunt wasn’t as innocent as it might have looked like – Eminem was framed! Before the show, producer Mark Burnett hinted that Eminem would definitely be the topic of conversation saying, “Eminem. It’s epic tonight, it’s epic.”

Eminem’s performance on stage just a few minutes before this incident wasn’t epic! And Em was clearly pissed with what happened saying “Are you serious? Get the … off me!” and leaving the 2009 MTV Movie Awards.

The bodyguards ready for action, all the cameras were on Eminem and he even had a microphone on… the big question is: did Eminem know what was about to happen? Why would he accept to play a part?? And why would he get out of his seat and walk out??

UPDATE: Scott Aukerman, who claims to be one of the writers for the show, says: “Yes, the Bruno/Eminem incident was staged. That’s all anyone wants to talk about, so lets get it out of the way … They rehearsed it at dress and yes, it went as far as it did on the live show then.”

The 2009 MTV Movie Awards (live blog) were extremely lame and tasteless, including the most talked about moment of the night, when actor Sacha Baron Cohen, in character as fashion model Bruno, flew in as an angel and floated down to sit - bottom up - on rapper Eminem.

Eminem, who was none-to-happy, cursed out Cohen, before hid bodyguards threw the shock-actor off of the rap star. Eminem promptly got out of his seat and walked out of the event.  He had performed just minutes earlier on stage to a standing ovation.

More Photos of Eminem Head-Butting Bruno

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