Eva Longoria Parker showed up last night at Besso in an all-black dress for the Allure Magazine cover party. She showed up dateless as husband Tony Parker is in the middle of the NBA season.
Other celebs in attendance included Victoria Beckham.
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Eva Longoria left Cafe Med in West Hollywood looking smokin’ hot in a long, red, low-cut dress. She, however, is obviously not pregnant. Eva has come out and said that she had to gain a little fat and get a little rounder for her current season of Desperate Housewives, but has gotten back in the gym to tone up again. She never grew out of her size 4 clothes, though, so everyone needs to get a life with their fat jokes.
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Vote and help BS decide who is the ‘Worst Dressed Celeb of the Week‘. Will it be Katherine Heigl and her grandmother’s sweater/scarf set, Eva Longoria and her serious up top, party down low ensemble, Clay Aiken and his horrific costume from ‘Spamalot’ or Britney Spears and her thrashed hooker hose with business shirt?
Eva Longoria is our ‘Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day‘. She is in London promoting her new film Over Her Dead Body. Why is it so bad? Well the Sea World blue blouse and the hooker hose are kind of at the opposite ends of the universe. Good girl up top, naughty girl down below. The skirt is rather cute though. Some will love this selection and some will hate it.
The last time Eva was our ‘Worst Dressed Celeb’ was back on November 11th.
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French model Alexandra Paressant is claiming to have had a two month affair with the NBA’s Tony Parker after his wedding to Desperate Housewives actress Eva Longoria last summer.
Now Paressant tells the photo agency that the two carried on a secret relationship for about two months after tony and Eva’s wedding.
The website report: “According to Alex, she and Tony were introduced by superstar French soccer player Thierry Henryat the huge July 7 nuptials last summer. They exchanged phone calls for a couple months and then saw each other in Paris at the end of September (while Tony was in town to receive the Legion of Honor) and in San Antonio in October.”
Te online report claims that Alex has given X17online samples of what she says are text messages with Tony exchanged at the end of September, just after the two slept together. Wild claims from the model, expect denials from Tony soon.
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Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria is our ‘Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day’. The dress itself is a bit dated and the mismatched pink on top and red on the bottom is more amazing than Joseph’s Technicolor Dream Coat.
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Celebrities rarely have complete peace or isolation. So it was extra special for Eva Longoria to spend her honeymoon alone with husband Tony Parker without interruption according to People magazine.
Asked to describe her post-wedding celebratory trip with new husband Tony Parker, the Desperate Housewives star, 32, tells PEOPLE: “It was so romantic, it was just the two of us. We were completely alone together. We didn’t see people for days with the exception of room service bringing us food.”
Longoria, who returned to work on her series Monday, added, “It was great to be completely, 100-percent alone.”
She is back on the Desperate Housewives set and the marital distractions begin.
Just five days until Eva Longoria marries basketball star Tony Parker in France and it looks like she got so excited that she peed on herself in anticipation of the big day.
Couple of notes: 1. That is one very ugly swimsuit. 2. Perhaps she should be called Long’feet’oria.
More photos of Eva in her semi-tard at Tuna. More Celebrities in Bikinis.
Sometime in the next two months (July 7, 2007) Tony Parker will marry Eva Longoria. I can’t say I fathom to marry a Hollywood actress but this will be his wedding night gift sans the vest, visor and bikini bottom.
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I don’t know what Eva Longoria is thinking with this ensemble. Perhaps she has been spending too much time around French boyfriend Tony Parker.
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Eva Longoria relaxed poolside in Hollywood to celebrate her Labor Day off. Where is Tony?
Last night was all about fashion at the Emmy Awards show. The below fashion was rated a hit or miss by People magazine. Which dresses do you think would have been better left on the rack? Evangiline Lily and Katherine Heigl looked amazing and very Bumpshack worthy.
Debra Messing
Bump Rating (5/10)
Ellen Pompeo
Bump Rating (3/10)
Eva Longoria
Bump Rating (6/10)
Evangeline Lily
Bump Rating (10/10)
Heidi Klum
Bump Rating (8/10)
Katherine Heigl
Bump Rating (9/10)
Tyra Banks
Bump Rating (8/10)
Vanessa Minnillo
Bump Rating (6/10)
Desperate Housewives star Marcia Cross wed Tom Mahoney last weekend at the Ritz-Carleton in Pasadena, California. Eva Longoria and the rest of the DH cast were present to help Cross celebrate her traditional wedding.
