Marlboro should get rid of the old cowboy dude (the Marlboro Man) and use Lindsay Lohan as their new spokesperson.  Or is she more of a Virginia Slim type of gal?

Harry Morton has had enough. It appears that Morton dumped Lindsay Lohan at the Chateau Marmont on Wednesday.  Perhaps he had read that day that Lohan was ranked the #2 Most Hated Celeb by Bumpshack.

According to PEOPLE this is how it went down:

The outlook for the couple was more dire on Thursday. “Harry broke up with Lindsay yesterday at Chateau Marmont after they had dinner on the courtyard patio,” a source tells PEOPLE. “Nothing happened at dinner, but shortly afterward, he broke up with her.”

Why the split? “She was too much drama,” says a source close to Harry. “Lindsay did cut down on the partying, but with her it’s all relative. Harry is sober. It wasn’t the partying that broke them up. Harry’s more low-key and not into the same stuff she’s into.”

Indeed, Lohan, 20, was spotted at Hollywood’s Chateau Marmont on Thursday, running onto the patio where four of her friends were sitting – and weeping, a wad of tissues on one hand, her cell phone in the other.

I am sure Harry just got fed up with all of the drama. He comes across as being a very low key guy. Lohan is the ultimate party girl and attention seeker. They will get back together once Lindsay exits rehab.

Harry Morton has been ring shopping for Lindsay Lohan. In this photo he appears to be fully expecting the goods before purchasing them. Maybe he financed the enhancements and he is doing the follow up examination.

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