Jersey Shore star, Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino made his 2011 debut appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno last night and quite frankly, could not have looked like a bigger, excuse my French, D-bag.
Sitch was the follow up act to Leno’s first (real) guest, The Social Network star, Jesse Eisenberg and received a standing ovation from the crowd as he waltzed on stage donning some sort of glittery sports jacket and more moose in his fohawk than a team of 1980′s cheerleaders.
After asking about Sorrentino’s authentic Italian roots, Leno moved on to the question that was burning on everybody’s mind: How does one pick up chicks in Italy? Oh, and he threw Mr. Eisenberg completely under the bus for this one.
Let’s say Jesse is an attractive Italian woman, sitting there minding his own business, having a drink at the bar, what would you say?
For those of you with weak stomachs, you may not want to stick around for this.
Sitch opened with,
Well, you know, I would have to say, ‘Ciao, signorina’– that means ‘hello, miss’ in Italian…
To which Eisenberg quipped, “I don’t think I would respond to that.” That’s what happens when you make an “A List” actor share the couch with an MTV reality star – the claws come out!
Mike quickly countered with,
Then I’d proceed to go in for some kind of compliment… I would say, ‘siete dolci’ — you are sweet. From that particular point, I’m ‘andiamo alla casa’ — let’s go to the house.
At that point, Sitch started explaining the concept “twinning” and I just couldn’t take anymore. Can you blame me?