Jennifer Lopez has fallen over the hill and is quickly saying good-bye to her prime.  When you live with a dozen make-up artists and stylists you know it is just a matter of time before father time catches up with you and slaps you with about 8 layers too much of make-up.

Maybe I just irked that she is photoed here launching her fragrance ‘Deseo for Men’.  The last thing I want is a cologne designed by J-Lo.  Why is everything called a fragrance nowadays?  What happened to cologne and perfume?  Fragrance is that nasty smell my grandmother use to spray on her carpet in a weak attempt to make it smell better.

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Jennifer Lopez was on ‘Good Morning America’ this morning talking about her post-pregnancy diet and training to compete in a triathlon. Will that come to fruition? I really don’t know and I for sure wouldn’t bet on it.  Although she does have those small compact Michael Phelps legs that could be beneficial in swimming. That massively rump might anchor below the water too much though. It is also a bit hard to imagine her on a bicycle for more than a photo shoot.  She for sure has a body built for pleasure not speed.

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The first photos of Jennifer Lopez and her babies have been purchased and are  on the cover and in the pages of the new PEOPLE magazine.  At least they didn’t put Marc Anthony on the cover.

Click the cover above to view it un-distorted at KnockedUpCelebs.com

Jennifer Lopez and husband Marc Anthony have told the rest of the world what they named their boy and girl twins born last Friday.  Baby boy is Max and baby girl is Emme according to People magazine.

The new parents welcomed their son and daughter on Feb. 22. Emme was born at 12:12 a.m. and weighed 5 lbs. 7 oz., and Max followed at 12:23 a.m., weighing 6 lbs.

Max is the new John.

Jennifer Lopez and husband Marc Anthony are the proud parents of twins (boy and girl).  Lopez gave birth early Friday morning in New York at around midnight.

The babies were born early Friday in Long Island, N.Y. The girl was born at 12:12 a.m. and weighed 5 lbs. 7 oz., and the boy followed at 12:23 a.m., weighing 6 lbs.

“Jennifer and Marc are delighted, thrilled and over the moon,” Lopez’s manager Simon Fields tells PEOPLE exclusively.

The twins are the first children for Lopez and numbers four and five for Anthony.   Lopez didn’t announce the pregnancy until November 8th.

No word just yet on what size of diapers are needed to cover their baby butts.

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Jennifer Lopez and husband Marc Anthony have finally confirmed the Latin singers pregnancy.  The announcement came as the head of the baby started to exit the body of Lopez on the delivery table.  (kidding)

“Marc and I are expecting a baby!” the glowing singer announced to a shocked audience.

Just as surprised? Husband (and fellow tour headliner) Marc Anthony, who shrugged his shoulders, caressed his wife’s stomach, then leaned over and kissed her belly. “I didn’t know she was going to talk,” he told the crowd.

Lopez thanked the audience for the applause and said, “We are happy, too.” She then turned sideways to reveal her profile and show off her very noticeable bump. She also playfully stuck out her tongue.

This ends one of Hollywood’s worst kept secrets.  Lopez’s waistline had nearly doubled over the past two months leaving little doubt with anyone that Jenny from the block was pregnant.

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Jennifer Lopez is going to have to either publicly admit she is pregnant or quit wearing horrible clothing to cover up her weight gain.  For the second time in less than a week J-Lo is our ‘Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day‘.

View Lopez’s bloated fashion mishap from earlier this week.

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Singer/actress Jennifer Lopez and singer/husband Marc Anthony are expecting twins together according to TMZ.  Lopez had denied for several weeks now that she was pregnant.

In addition, we’re hearing that J.Lo and Marc Anthony are expecting twins. Double your pleasure!

J-Lo’s recent baggy clothing selections and bulging waist line had made it rather obvious she was pregnant regardless of what she was saying to the press.

Congrats and wishing a safe pregnancy to Jennifer and Marc.

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Pregger Jennifer Lopez is on the cover of the October/November issue of ‘Giant‘ magazine. I have not heard of this rag but you might want to check it out if you are a J-Lo fan.

I eagerly await the emails from those that will tell me how stylish Jennifer Lopez is in this shirt/dress/spandex pants combo de floral, but I disagree, therefore making her the ‘Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day‘.

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Jennifer Lopez is praising her husband Marc Anthony and how easy it is to work with the Latin singer.

“I think we’re kind of lucky actually because in this business people can end up spending so much time apart,” Lopez told Ryan Seacrest Friday on his KIIS-FM radio show.

The couple, both 38, star together in the current film, El Cantante, and have announced plans to co-headline a world tour beginning September 29 in New Jersey.

“There’s something about us working together that kind of works,” says Lopez. “We never really force anything – it’s just a natural thing, projects that we end up working together on.”

Notice she only mentions that ‘working together’ ‘kind of works’.  So on the flip side you can read into it that the marriage just might not be all roses and plums.

I don’t think Jennifer Lopez is the one to blame but the ratings for last nights American Idol show were down a good bit compared with last season and earlier in this season as well.

Fifty-two million eyeballs (or, making the assumption most people have two eyes, 26 million people) tuned in last night to watch J.Lo coach the contestants, according to Marc Berman from The Programming Insider. That’s almost a million less than last week, four million less than the same week last season, and 11 million less than the January premiere. Ouch!

I think it is because the show gets a bit boring once you get to this point of the competition. Also, at least to me, there is not a really bona fide superstar that makes people want to tune in each week to see how they are doing.  The highlight of this season has been how bad Sanjaya Malakar and his hairstyles have been.  It will be interesting to see how much longer the show will be renewed. I think as soon as Simon Cowell says he is done or moving on to something else the show will collapse. They will try to replace him for the following season and the show will bomb to the point that they will cancel it altogether.

I am just very glad the contestants on American Idol tonight were not required to sing Jennifer Lopez songs.  A very weak night of performances.  I think the playing field is pretty wide open at this point.

Melinda Doolittle- B+ - So good that she is boring.  She looked very Dreamgirl-ish and did a pretty good job.

Lakisha Jones- D -  I usually like KiKi but I sort of felt like I was watching a funny Youtube clip of a high school reunion where the girl from back in the day had a bit too much to drink during karaoke.

Chris Richardson- D- - Don’t sing a song that was so good and so popular just a few years back. The public will inevitably compare you to that and Chris was not even close to as good as Rob Thomas on ‘Smooth’.

Haley Scarnato- B+ - She continues to improve. I think she got laid by one of the pretty model boys in the club and discovered her sex drive and appeal.  She has a star factor quality to her (ala manufactured Britney). I think she will survive this week.

Phil Stacey- B- - He does a pretty good job when I am not looking at the tv and just listening. I just wish he would dress his age and straighten his hat out.  He gave one of the better performances but I still believe Phil will be in the bottom three tomorrow night.

Jordin Sparks- C+ - Hard for the rhythm to get you when you don’t have any, but JS is very talented and perhaps had the best vocal of the night.  Jordin needs to work on her dancing and movements while singing.  I thought when she got started this would be a lot better than it ended up being.

Blake Lewis- B - Perhaps the biggest kiss up in the competition by singing a song by J-Lo’s husband Marc Anthony.  Blake was easily the worst dressed contestant of the night.  He did a good job but to me he sounds the exact same on every song he sings. He also doesn’t smile while performing. Great song for him and so far the best performance but Sanjaya hasn’t performed yet.

Sanjaya Malakar- A+ - A lil bit more spray gel and a goatee this week. First time he has looked ‘normal’ in a few shows. Oh yeah his singing….I thought he did a really good job.  I honestly think he had the best vocal of the night. Congrats Sanjaya. Now watch him get voted off after a really good performance.

This one was easy! Jennifer Lopez is our ‘Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day’.

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• Could Cameron Diaz be any goofier- Allie is Wired
• Life gets worse for Britney Spears- Celebrity Smack!
• Jessica Alba’s bra is  on Ebay- cityrag
• Jessica Simpson’s gum is on Ebay as well- Fatback and Collards
• Kanye West shows his ego once again- Juicy News
• Shanna Moakler and Travis Barker reunite- Miz Monica
• Brooke Shields with her beautiful baby- Nosy Snoop
• Eva Longoria and Tony Parker are engaged- Pink Meat Company
• J-Lo turns to Scientology to get pregnant- Pop on the Pop
• Victoria Beckham and her Bambi eyes- Popbytes
• Kevin Federline cheated with porn star- The Bosh
• Jessica Simpson gets her ruffle on- Yeeeah!

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes finally said ‘I do’ or whatever that translates in alien Scientology dialect.  Katie was the beautiful bride and Tom was there…all 5′6″ of him. Brooke Shields, Victoria Beckham, and Jennifer Lopez and Marc ‘Skeletor’ Lopez were some of the guests.

Not many would have imagined Brooke Shields would have been attending this wedding just a few months ago after Tom’s lunatic rant against her, but Shields was elegant in her dress and flying across the ocean to be at the nuptials.

I am not sure of the J-Lo connection to Tom-Kat. I am not sure of her connection to Marc Anthony either.  Maybe her and Katie have their own clan of women who married shorties.

Someone needs to tell Victoria Beckham that the wedding is not about her and her lavish fashion. Who really wears a hat like that to a wedding. Someone should fill that with sausage balls and cheese sticks to munch on at the reception.

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are officially man and wife after a whirlwind year and a half together.

Saturday’s wedding started on a damp note, with scattered rain throughout the morning. Holmes and 7-month-old daughter Suri were escorted into the castle under a cluster of green umbrellas. A little over an hour later, the groom was escorted from the Hassler hotel in Rome to Lake Bracciano 18 miles away. With the sun going down, candles lit up the perimeter of the 15th-century castle as limousines carrying the guests drove through the gates.

Still, there might be one last hoop to jump through before their marriage is legal. Patrizia Riccioni, the mayor of Bracciano, Italy, told PEOPLE that the couple must be married in a civil ceremony in the town to make it official. As of Saturday evening, that hadn’t happened yet. “Maybe they will have something official in the U.S.,” she speculated.

Celebs in attendance included Will and Jada Pinkett Smith, Victoria and David Beckham, Brooke Shields and Chris Henchy, Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, along with Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy to name a few.

• Britney Spears Home Video…huh?- Tabloid Whore
• Jennifer Lopez lounging in Miami- Nosy Snoop
• Ashlee Simpson at least wears panties- Allie is Wired
• Got Suri? campaign continues on- PopBytes
• Melanie Griffith lighting up her daughters square- Bricks and Stones
• Must see Playboy billboard- Random Good Stuff

Scarlett Johansson is the new name being linked to play the role of Lucy Ewing in the yet-to-be filmed Dallas movie.

Scarlett Johansson is reportedly set to star in the new Dallas movie. The actress is being tipped for the role of Lucy Ewing in the big screen version of the hit 80s soap opera. It is believed Scarlett beat off stiff competition from Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie for the coveted role.

Stiff competition from Paris and Nicole?

The role of Lucy Ewing - famously nicknamed the “Poison Dwarf” - was originally played by Charlene Tilton in the TV series. A host of young Hollywood stars, apart from Paris and Nicole, have been linked to the role since the movie - which follows the lives of mega-rich oil barons and their families - was announced.

Other actresses linked to the role include Jessica Simpson, Lindsay Lohan, and Katie Cassidy.

If word on the street is correct John Travolta, Jennifer Lopez and Marcia Cross of Desperate Housewives will also star in the film.

It appears that Jessica Simpson, Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, Kristin Cavallari and other leading Hollywood sluts actresses were turned down for role of Lucy Ewing in the upcoming Dallas movie in favor of little known Katie Cassidy.

Cassidy is the daughter of former teen-idol David Cassidy. She currently stars in the Adam Sandler comedy Click.

Jennifer Lopez and John Travolta have already signed on to star in the film.