Jersey Shore star Nicole Polizzi, best known as Snooki, came out of an open closet to reveal she likes both guys and girls (sort of…), saying “I would consider myself bi.” Wow. Really? How? Snooki would never marry a girl. Duh.

Skinny Snooki Shows Off Slender Bikini Body (Twitter PHOTOS)

Well, Snooki has “done stuff with girls before” and “experimented,” but she stills loves men. Why? “I would never be with a girl because I like… penis,” she explains. I just think Snooki is a bit confused – the bisexual concept is probably too complicated for the guidette.

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Even if you’ve kissed, touched and gone wild with a girl, it doesn’t mean you’re bisexual. However, Snooki was most likely too drunk to realize the person didn’t have the right equipment. Now seriously, there’s a difference between “experimenting” and “bisexuality.”

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In fact, Snooki would never consider settling down with a woman since she sees herself as the perfect overly tanned housewife with a bunch of kids in 10 years. “With four kids, married, with my own spinoff showing my husband and kids and then a big business,” she said.

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In last night’s episode of the MTV hit reality show Jersey Shore, Vinny Guadagnino left the show, claiming that he was suffering from exhaustion and anxiety.

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Earlier in the show, Guadagnino told his roommates he was unhappy in the house. “It’s best for me. I’ve got to get myself better and here I’m suffering,” Vinny told his best friend and co-star Pauly D.”I’m not happy. I’m doing what’s best for myself and that’s it.”

“I want you to come and get me. I’ve been strong, I’m a fighter but there is no fight left in me. So I’ve made the decision, I’m going to leave here,” the reality star told his family.

It’s unclear whether Guadagnino will return to the show later in the season.

You’re way too nice for that show. Run for the hills!

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Jersey Shore star, Jenni Farley aka JWoww, sexily posed in super fun and flirty bikini’s for a new advertising campaign for her own Perfect Tan Bikini line to be available in stores in early spring of 2012 (see more pictures below).

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The 25 year-old reality star wanted to offer women the opportunity to get tan in style by creating bikini’s with removal straps that will stay in place thanks to a special silicon adhesive activated by body temperate. Science and bikini’s are always a bombastic combo.

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Jersey Shore’s Nicole Polizzi aka Snooki has lost a tremendous amount of weight and is proudly showing off her new slender body in skimpy bikini’s (or monobikini’s) on Twitter (more pictures below).

Nicole Polizzi Snooki’s X-Rated Video & Nude Photo Scandal

The 24 year-old guidette has slimmed down to 103 lbs., but she is still 5 lbs. away from her target weight of 98 lbs. This might sound a bit extreme, but let’s not forget Snooki is basically a midget.

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Snooki is looking healthy skinny, not painfully skinny. Snooki is more confident and feeling better in her own skin, which is what really matters. Now if only she would stop pray tanning and looking like an Oompa Loompa.

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Jersey Shore hothead Ronnie Ortiz-Magro is currently in negotiations to appear on Spike TV’s Impact Wrestling.  If all things go according to plan, Magro will be the third Jersey Shore star to appear on the series; Jenni “JWoww” Farley and former Shore-er Angelina Pivarnick have already been featured on the show.

Yeah, I’m not really into wrestling, like, at all.  So I’m not really sure what, exactly Ronnie will be doing on this show other than maybe holding up a wall so someone can slam their head into it…

P.S. Did any of you guys know that Hulk Hogan was still wrestling?  Because I was sort of under the impression that everyone from my original Nintendo WWF game was like 95 years old.  Is he 95 years old?

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Former Jersey Shore star Angelina Pivarnick is headed to court this week over an alleged assault that occurred in a Staten Island Hot Topic last year.

Oh my gosh, that has to be one of the greatest sentences ever written.

According to sources, Pivarnick is suing one, Kelsey Balzafiore, for attacking her and a friend inside a local shopping center.  Oh yeah, and she’s suing Hot Topic for having terrible security.

I’m sorry Angelia, but what kind of “security” did you expect from a zit-faced, sixteen-year-old kid wearing a dog collar?  You’re in a mall, sweetheart; bring a tazer and some Mace if you really need some protection.

As much as it pains me to say this, I’m rooting for Hot Topic on this one.

Jersey Shore star Deena Cortese is apparently out to prove that she doesn’t just run her mouth for MTV cameras – she’ll do it any place, any time.

During a recent paid appearance at the bar, The Alchemy in New Haven, the “Blast in a Glass” flipped out on the club’s owner after he asked her to leave the VIP area of the club once her scheduled appearance time had ended.

The audacity!

According to Deena, her outburst was not her fault and although unsightly, was completely warranted.

After I did over an hour of takingpictures, dancing on stage, and talking on the mic, I was done with my 2 hrs of work … the owner decided to grab me, put me to the side, speak down to me , embarrass me in front of my fans, kicked my best friend out of V.I.P. and made me cry.

Fans?  What fans?  Deena, I could’ve heard a pin drop in that club – I don’t think you need to worry about your fans getting the wrong impression.

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Oh Simon Cowell, how I love thee.

X Factor judge/creator/official black t-shirt wearer, Simon Cowell was on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon last night and besides talking about what makes his U.K.-born talent competition better than its competitors and giving J-Fal awkward “hand hugs”, the brutally honest Brit was gushing about his love for The Jersey Shore.

Are we surprised?  Is there a celeb out there who hasn’t yet proclaimed their love for Snooki, Pauly D and The Situation?

However, Cowell’s love runs so deep that he made sure that X Factor made a stop in New Jersey so he could scout out some more of that elusive, untapped Jerseylicious talent.

I love Jersey Shore. I mean really I like these people. I love them… I said we have to go to New Jersey because I want to find somebody with a bit of attitude.

Something tells me that Simon’s going to have a rude awakening when he actually has to be in the same room as “these people” from New Jersey.  Can you imagine JWoww and Simon going head-to-head in a battle of bad attitudes?

Now that’s something I’d like to watch.

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During a recent appearance on The Wendy Williams Show, explosive Jersey Shore couple Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Sammi “Sweetheart” Giancola denied rumors that they will be heading down the aisle anytime soon.

Thank goodness!  Talk about a recipe for disaster…

The pair, who’ve been on again/off again and on again/off again and on again/off again… since the show’s first season say they’re aware that their relationship can be dysfunctional at times and have better sense than to try and force something as serious as marriage.

Or as Sammi very succinctly put it,

Oh no no no no, no marriage anytime soon.

Sounds like the first mature decision we’ve seen from these two in four years!

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Lesbi-honest, we’re all more excited about Pauly D’s upcoming Jersey Shore spin-off than Snooki’s… am I right?

The 31-year-old has grown on me since making his MTV debut three years ago.  From yelling “T-Shirt Time” and “Cab’s are here!” at the top of his lungs, to his extensive, okay, freakish sneaker collection, DJ Pauly D DelVecchio has quickly become my favorite Jersey Shore-er.

So, you can imagine my excitement when an MTV spokesperson announced that, “Production on Pauly’s (spinoff) begins later this fall,” with the premiere date set for sometime in 2012.

The series will follow Pauly D and longtime friends Big Jerry and DJ Biggie, as they travel across the country spinning some mad vinyl in various discotheques.  That’s how DJ’s talk, right?

MTV has already ordered a dozen episodes of the spin-off, which Executive Producer Sally Ann Salsano promises will be just like The Hangover.

Don’t make promises you can’t keep Ms. Sally Ann.  If I don’t see Mike Tyson, a Bengal Tiger or an old Chinese man jumping out of a trunk within the first three episodes… we’re going to have problems.

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Jersey Shore star, Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi has reveled that she is a HUGE (well, not literally) Mixed Martial Arts fan.

I mean, was there really ever any doubt that a girl from the Shore would be into two, sweaty, jacked guys kicking the crap out of each other?  I think they call that kind of stuff ‘soul food’ where she’s from.

Yesterday, Snooki Tweeted some love to MMA fighter Charlie “The Spaniard” Brenneman before attending his grudge match in Altoona, PA.

Off to @SpaniardMMA ‘s fight! #letsgoCharlie

Snooks, who is apparently all pals-y wals-y with “The Spaniard” sat ring-side during his fight at the Verizon Center.  I wonder how boyfriend (and serious hot-head) Jionni LaValle feels about her showing so much love to another dude?

I guess we’ll find out soon enough!

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In light of recent rumors that MTV is looking to replace the Jersey Shore cast after Season 5, late-night host, Conan O’Brien compiled some lost audition tapes of a few Hollywood heavyweights he felt would be a good fit for the dysfunctional, reality TV cast.

Let’s roll the tape.  Oh… we don’t have a tape?  Well, then just click that link.

The “footage” features Love and Other Drugs star Anne Hathaway and My Idiot Brother star Paul Rudd (And the AllState commercials guy, Dennis Haysbert) doing their best Guido and Guidette impersonations – and I’ve got to say, it seems like they’ve got the Jersey thang down pat.

Rudd opens his piece of the audition montage by simple stating, “I want to marry a Guido,” and then goes on to describe why all he wants for the rest of his days, is to live his life, down on the shore.

My ultimate dream is to move to Jersey and find a nice, hot, juiced, tanned guy and live my life.

Sounds just like a fairytale, don’t it?

While both Rudd and Hathaway are hilarious in the bit, the real winner is, Haysbert, who vehemently asserts that he will NOT fall on a grenade for The Situation.

‘Cause that’s Haysbert’s stand.  Are you in good hands?